This is fuckin retarded. Chinks are fucking retarded. Just use a fork nigga

This is fuckin retarded. Chinks are fucking retarded. Just use a fork nigga

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Use right hand.
PS not left since that one is for wiping shit off anus alhamdulillah

i still don't know how to use chopsticks and i feel so dumb

>stabbing your food
literally Grug tier

are you telling me you're incapable of using two sticks?

>don't know how to use chopsticks
you don't have to know that unless you're a weeaboo

>eating with sticks
ooga boga, the chinese are cavemen

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Chopsticks were invented hundreds of years before europeans started using cutlery.
almost all euros ate with their hands until 17th to 18th centuries when the use of cutlery became a habit throughout the continent.

What if I eat with left and wipe with right?

destroy asian culture again!
whites, you can do it!
good luck

Then you are a pariah, as people think you eat shit and spread disease.

>go to asian restaurant
>everyone starts to pick up the chopsticks and use them
>"u-uh w-w-waiter could i get a f-f-fork?"

We had spoons and knives

So? What's wrong with that? It's better than eating with your hands or fucking up with the sticks or attaching forks and spoons on the sticks

>almost all euros ate with their hands until 17th to 18th centuries

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>go to asian restaurant with adopted asian friend
>he asks for a fork
>waiter comes back and gives it to me

always a little chuckle

Do Americans really do that?
I always feel like an alien eating with chopsticks here.

But nobody here would think such

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Sorry, I forgot romanians still eat with their hands.

Lol, dat thing is to stick into pussy, no doubt

>two toothpicks is culture to asians

Chinese nobles and emperors did not trust chinks with dangerous objects

>Europoor crying over chopsticks since they can't grip them properly
>on the other hands Asians can use every single utensils
u mad?

literally learnt how to use because the chink takeout place didn't have anything else

Let one rest on the joint between your thumb and forefinger (with the middle finger below keeping it stable), grab the other one with the tips of the thumb and forefinger and use it to manipulate food and press it against the resting stick.

17th and 18th century is late, but modern utensil etiquette didn’t arise until the Renaissance, so roughly 1500

Watching you people eat noodles proves without doubt that using chopsticks is merely a circus trick. You literally have to tilt your head down, lift the bowl, and move (not even grip) the noodles from the bowl to your mouth while slurping to ensure nothing falls. Much like farm animals feeding from a trough.

Spoon is better than Fork.

nah it really is the 17th century, when portuguese landed in Japan they ate with their hands and japanese with chopsticks

Try eating spaghetti with a spoon, nerd

you do realize they do that so the noodle soup doesn't drip all over their pants and shirts if they brought the noodles to their face. nobody shovels hot noodle soup into their mouths. you'd have to be a retard.

Are you sure they weren’t used before then? I’d assume it would just be because utensils were harder to come by amongst the lower class.

We can't use fork to eat the forking rice.

>I am upset that people halfway across the globe use chopsticks and they should stop doing that because I personally can't use chopsticks and I find it stupid, it doesn't matter if they are perfectly fine with chopsticks

Yes you can, what the fuck

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It's super anti-aesthetic and stupid.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE FUCKING SPOON.

Based

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Spoon is for soups

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Don't western people think that chopsticks are convenience?

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How do chinks eat rice with chopsticks? Do they grab one individual grain at a time?

Rice sticks together when cooked so they grab them one clump at a time.

That's why we use Spoon and Chopstick.
Fork kinda hard to place the noodle in the spoon with some sweet ass noodle soup.
Our Vietnamese still use fork when eating imported Italien spaghetti.

Not all rice, just Asian cultivars. Basmati is not sticky at all.

I dont know man, noodles are basically spaghetti, you can still use a fork for them

Also, its probably way cheaper, how much money do you niggas spend on chopsticks that you throw away after each meal, a good set of cutlery can last you your whole life

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In what way are chopsticks more convenient than a fork and a knife or a spoon

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>i have no motor skills, the post

>I dont know man, noodles are basically spaghetti, you can still use a fork for them
Eat Noodle Soup without the soup don't taste good man. W
>Also, its probably way cheaper, how much money do you niggas spend on chopsticks that you throw away after each meal.
But we keep our chopstick every time we eat. Just clean it and reuse. I still have my old chopstick.
>A good set of cutlery can last you your whole life
We still use cutlery when eat western thing like beefsteak. We just don't use Fork a lot.

Using gloves to wat cheetod would be even more convenient, doesn't make it less retarded

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It's not retarded, it's actually really easy to eat with chopsticks. You only need one hand, perfect for using your phone while eating.

You can chopsticks for a long time.

Fair enough, I thought most people use those disposable cheap bamboo chopsticks that you need to throw away after each meal

Asians cant use forks and knives properly

>always a little chuckle
Heh

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>Bamboo chopstick.
Ay lmao. Only "aesthetic country" use it.
And bamboo chopstick not that cheap.
But I guess Vietnam is the only country Asia country use the correct eating utensils every time we eat or open shop.

>Eating noodles with the Japanese refined style
>*SLLRPSLLLLLURPSLURPSLURP*

use a spoon

>everyone starts to pick up the chopsticks
but they don't use them at home.
so they are just larping cucks?

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Guess why I always wipe with my right hand?

I'm righthanded.

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