>Oh I'm terribly sorry old Chap. Tuesday is Caribbean day and only countries with great beaches are allowed in.
>Please be advised, rocky and cold "beach"-lets are not allowed in.
>Land locked countries will be shot on sight.
Oh I'm terribly sorry old Chap. Tuesday is Caribbean day and only countries with great beaches are allowed in
Aaron Howard
Caleb Green
>our salty beaches are safe for children because they can’t drown at them
Gabriel Baker
Does this count as a great beach?
Jayden Flores
Hello from Antalya
Jackson Lopez
Please get out of my sight
Gabriel Thomas
Mighty fine day, ain't it fella? Have a good one.
Ethan Gutierrez
Oh hello Mr. Ouglu. I see you're wearing your Marmais T-shirt today. Please do come in
Aiden Lopez
britain is a tropical paradise
Samuel Gonzalez
Hello! Algarve here, please let us through?
Eli Wilson
Hello Mr. Monkey and his dad. VIP tables upstairs to the right
Noah Martinez
I know the owner
Sebastian Lee
D A N G I T
Nathaniel Nelson
let me in habibi. Not all our beaches are literal feces beds.
Eli Turner
Hello from sunny Florida!
Caleb Hall
HAhahaha
*security*
Cameron Long
Why hello Mr. Ernesto, please behind the Turkish gentleman.
Justin White
Hello gentleman. I suppose I won't have any problem entering?
Eli Phillips
Your VIP table and complimentary plate of frogs are waiting for you Monsieur >Blanc
Jeremiah Hernandez
India has Great beaches. This is unjust.
Nolan Gonzalez
*taps on shoulder*
How's it going my friend ?
James Nguyen
come on brother let me in
Isaac Roberts
I can smell the poo only from looking at the pic
David Wright
HAHAHAHAHAH
>*calls immigration*
Ian Edwards
Maybe he will accept Goa pictures since its so far south and on an Island. Also famous for Electronic music, I heard.
Alexander Martinez
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Zachary Bennett
>I heard
>Im totally not a pajeet abroad
>"I just heard"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joseph Phillips
Mr Doorman, need some help with this one ? He's a troublesome one
Christian Powell
let me get my mallu friends you assholes
Kevin Ramirez
Not really, just fighting for justice.
>Blöder Heini, du.
Robert Bennett
Hello good sir. I am from the great country of Australia. May i enter?
Ryan Cruz
I just realized France was let in VIP on:
>beautiful girls night
>powerful military history night
>great beaches night
Wtf? France is seriously OP
Nathan Myers
google.com
Hey there.
Just trying to meet up with all my friends inside.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Oh hey Bruce, I see you brought your Gold Coast credit card, Im expecting a big tip tonight *hahahaha* please your VIP table is waiting for you with a complimentary crate of Boris Imperial Stout
take it easy on the booze mate we dont want another Sheila suing hahahaha
Ethan Baker
>Straya beach
>Step on the sand
>It's 50° hot
>Run to the water
>It's 50° hot
>Get stung by a stingray
>Get bitten by a croco
>Step out of the water
>A kangoo stole your stuff
>Walk back home in your speedo
>Aussie walks by
>Aye cunt that's a small donger you got er' mate
>Just takin the piss la', cheerio
Ayden Wilson
And yet nowadays France is a shithole hahaha
Thomas Wright
>Hawaii
you dont even have to say another word senpai. Please up the stairs and to the right
Brody Kelly
Thank you good sir. Here, a little something for you.
Gabriel Perry
We have 6 Carribean Islands, so we're probably good.
James Harris
good thing we still have those colonies heh
Jaxon Ramirez
Damn. Please follow the American gentleman kind sirs. Bet that /brit/ is seething that his country let go of all their colonies hahaha
Grayson Peterson
Hello friends
Jackson Peterson
AHHHAHA. I told the fkin guard i was Australian and he fkin believed me. ALL OUR BEACHES ARE SHIT. HE DIDN'T EVEN CHECK THE FLAG
Jeremiah Price
fucking kek
Jace Wright
Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of here? Come back on Great Religious Heritage night (that should be coming up on Friday) see ya
Michael Roberts
based
Brandon Nelson
Wait, New Zealand isn't part of Australia?
Aiden Watson
10/10
Ryder Myers
What country are you then?
Brayden Campbell
Grayson Cooper
Your VIP table is waiting alongside your Portugese brethren. Enjoy your night sir
Well you can't catch 'em all. well deserved good sir. Enjoy your night
Jace White
Yes hello, Doorman? I think you'll find I'm on the Overseas Territories list.
Gavin Williams
>Bermuda (/bərˈmjuːdə/) is a British Overseas Territory in the North Atlantic Ocean. It is approximately 1,070 km (665 mi) east-southeast of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina
well I'll be damned. Blame your countryman for not presenting me with this evidence earlier. Please do come in to the colonial table, right next to the Dutch gentleman
Justin Bennett
bro i live in walking distance to all the good beaches in Rio do you think i can get some free booze inside
Brody Brooks
Ah thank you, perfidious technicalities are our way after all.
Oh, and here's £50 not to let the yanks in.
Parker White
USVI posting from Florida.
Dont let the street shitter in.
Jordan Cook
Thanks a lot sir but I feel I dont deserve this tip, see that scuffed "gentleman" wearing cowboy boots and a wife beater, drinking Jim Bean while wrestling a gator in the corner? I let him in.. He's from Florida apparently.. Oil money and that,
Hope it doesn't detract from your experience
Levi Peterson
Our beaches aren't cold, I promise
Joseph Wright
Excuse me, please let me through
Carter Morales
Literally the best waves in south America
Levi Butler
Hahahahaha. Either come up with some colonies or get out of my face with your shark fin breath
HHAHAHAHA no. Post passport to prove
You're already in on the Bermuda technicality,
Jonathan Adams
Believe it or not, New Jersey actually has the best beaches of the Northeast (and some of the best on the eastern seaboard). We also have pork roll, diners, and the Italian-American mob.
Bentley Thompson
The U.S. Virgin Islands are actually danish, even cities and the streets have danish names.
Ayden Martinez
Samuel Rodriguez
lemme in
Aiden Hall
Oh I'm sorry to keeping you, sir. Please do come in.
>Atlantic City
Based. Please right behind your anglo bretheren
I'll check with management and come back to you on this one sir.
Joseph Jenkins
>Previously known as the Danish West Indies of the Kingdom of Denmark–Norway,
>they were sold to the United States by Denmark
Please leave before I call the cops
Kindly provide me with an example?
Ian Cook
*walk in*
Aaron Lewis
based and clubpilled
Angel Garcia
does this count mr
Leo Walker
BASED NEW ZEALAND
Jose Myers
Damn Puerto Rico looks like THIS?
Please right up the stairs. Be wary of the Yanks they're getting quite rowdy in there
Alexander Robinson
Does it look like what if Jordan have Beaches.
Yes it's out beach.
Robert Kelly
Repost with img.
Thomas Powell
i cant, basically all of our water is brown
Colton Sanchez
>no Bolivian anons on this board for the memes
Damn it
Jordan Ortiz
I didnt understand a word of what you're saying but of course you're on the list Mr. Nguyen. Your Saigon Lager will be delivered shortly
Lincoln Reed
Khem khem. I want to get in
Austin Cooper
HAhahaa. But seriously I feel bad for Romania, you were not allowed in on:
>great cuisine night
>beautiful girls night
>power military history night
>beautiful beaches night
So what edition can I make that will guarantee entry to Romania?
Jack Lewis
shithole night
Dylan Bailey
Forgot to post img :
Tyler Gutierrez
slavic night
Thomas Hernandez
>swimming with dolphins is overrated
>I know Ivan let us swim with DEATH
I admire your bravery sir but theres no way you're coming in tonight
John Lewis
Mason Barnes
This is actually a great idea >third world night >whitoids not allowed
Isaac Kelly
We got cheated out of military history night.
Noah Roberts
Yes, but I do hope you're aware the USA is a second world country -- well on our way to becoming a third world country.
I'll see you on shithole night.
Nathaniel Clark
reminder that 1st world is literally defined by being allied to the U.S.
Daniel Fisher
southern california here, beaches are overrated but lemme in
Grayson Jenkins
That's perfect, we can fit on all of those :^)
Elijah Cook
>"romania are you latin?"
>"da"
Joshua Clark
Northern california here. Beautiful and very very warm I promise
Liam Lee
I chuckled
Luke Stewart
>implying Americans will take no for an answer
they almost burned down the club yesterday on "Powerful Military History" night. I got 40 (You)s arguing that
>Pacific theater
>muh nukes
>muh carriers
>muh war on terror
counts as "Military History".. I eventually just let them in lol
Kevin Wright
>latin
I am DACIAN
Jaxon Nelson
Wash your sand it is dirty.
Ian Brown
You know other then most of north Romania has more slavic Vlach blood and west romania has lots of Magyar blood.
Leo Martin
>military actions don't count as military history
...nigga
Jacob Morgan
When am I getting in?
Logan Rodriguez
nl has some nice beaches
Grayson Powell
>Florida
you're already in senpai You're already in due to your overseas islands