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Is the daughter Mia Khalifa?

Anyone here know if buying from Military surplus stores is cheap? Do they sell t-shirts or socks in bulk?

Mia Khalifa (Mia!)
Mia Khalifa (Mia!)

Fight!

How cheap do you want a shirt to be?

youtube.com/watch?v=HR5zpFs7YpY
I ya pytayus pripodnyat'sya,
Khochu v glaza yey poglyadet,
Vzglyanu' v glaza i razrydat'sya.

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based.

Based

when i grow up
i want to be
one of the harvesters of the sea

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Based

As much as I can get for $25. It also needs to durable enough to survive the laundry.

Imagine the smell

Hope he has good ventilation in his kitchen.

*imagines the smell*

Just go to Walmart bro lmao

Isn't online cheaper?

...

I'm not that mean, lel.
smells like fish.

wow, has it really been 7 years since the great ZimZam made the world a better place?

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rly want a burger, bros

i buy milsurp shit sometimes. It's usually a pretty good deal. You could just join the reserves though and they'll issue you mil"surp" for free :^)

When I was in Copenhagen, there was a street that smelled absolutely vile. It was like swamp gas concentrated 1000×.
Was it you?

meant for

dollartree, friend
shop like the real poor
live like the (stupid and tasteless) real rich

w8
those dingdongs didn't tell me it came w/ free xtra milsurp?

3rd week and still haven't done a lick of my class assignments.

>tfw no gf

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*JAFFA CALLING*
youtube.com/watch?v=VfJ1tTGjyS0

yes, oh, God
it hit

>not a cornerdorner
pedestrian

youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2KIVGddZc
kinography.
stop doing drugs.

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YOU MENTIONED ME IN YOUR MANIFESTO
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS
I'M URGING YOU TO CALL ME

heh, feels good being based, tbqh

b&rp

Fuck off and die

ouch.

GOCHISOOSAMA DESHITA

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Get out

"dane" > leafs that aren't me

WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

I said get out

When I have leftover fish I fry it in croquettes

I do work when I can but my planning skills are terrible so I don't always do what I could.

jajajajajajaja

modern American family and thats a good thing

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dancing with the lads, thoughts?

My gf on the right.

Was anyone in that family even born in the U.S.?

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Just woke up, I didn't die in my sleep that's unfortunate. Give out heart please.

>she's german
>she was knocked up by a black brit
makes you think

guys do you think playing games is gay?

not at all (imo weebshit is gay though)

So we now have another female housemate which now makes it a total of 3. Have yet to meet the new one, but if it's anything like fatty. This ain't going to be good. Haha

Thank you for confirming my plausible deniability.

We need some young depressed cuties in here that I can talk to, to get my confidence up also my Willy. Hahaha.

should i just tell them "yeah i think i suffer from the diagnostic f64.0 from the icd-10" or what

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still thinking about getting civ6 i'm i'm a cheapskate anyway

I'm cooking dinner on the bbq tonight lads. Rissoles with caramelized onions & salad.

mum made meat loaf and potatoes for dinner.

based, looking forward to some grillposting

credit seems like a gay scam
why wouldn't you just buy things outright?

>goal is to quit dude weed until I have clean piss for the first time in 2 years
>after 2 weeks I have a very faint positive on the drug tests I bought
>think i'm close
>take another piss test on the third week and it's very much positive
>try again and same result
Weird

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If youre on time with all of your payments you can get quite a lot of benefits. Problem is that most people are too stupid to do this

Credit is basically a measure of how reliable you are at repaying your debts. If you can constantly borrow money through a credit line and repay it on a regular basis, you present yourself as a financially stable person, making people more likely to give you loans and offer services if you're ever in need. Also, you get cash backs from it, which let you buy more shit. That's always nice.

No one will rent an apartment to you

reminder to brush your teeth
i just did

Whats your credit score /cum/?
788 here

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>fire alarm goes off
>check out side my door
>smoke
>pants shitted
>throw on clothes
>run outside
>call fire dept
>was just some dumb old broad forgetting about her burnt ass dinner
>all the qts in my building come out with their pets
>I alert the fire fighters to a different old broad who needs assistance
>struck up a conversation with one of the qts but I was a bit shook
>She had a cute cat
>she seemed uninterested
>even though I probably saved the second old broad's life noone pays me any mind
fuck how do I meet a cute gf aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BACK TO THE GYM TOMORROW LADDIES
maybe I'll make a post on missed connections

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i don't own a gun. should i jump off a skyscraper or hang myself from a tree?

I think the other tranny in my lecture can tell I'm on hrt
She has started to stare at me

Shoulda asked for her name FUCK

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well lets just say i get a windfall
can't i just buy a house with some of that money?

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feeling nostalgic about my teenage years.

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gf doesn’t like to curse
She says frick unironically

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oh my lanta

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It's not a scam. Using credit builds credit score. Also buying with credit is safer since you'll get help from the bank if something goes wrong, but buy with debit and you're on your own if you get scammed. Be responsible with your money, buy things you know you can pay on time, so no buying fucking $800 worth of useless crap and then miss a full payment because you don't have the money.

Oh shit. I haven't brushed mine in about 1 week.

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Getting captcha images of trucks again.

You frickin' fricks.
youtu.be/H5d42w4ZcY4

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You got enough good karma to be reborn as chad in the next life

I'm already in debt because my insurance failed to pay for a hospital bill even though they're supposed to. HAHAHA

is that you?

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So sue them.

I will be a chad in this life! I will get a cutie gf this year! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I was told to send the bill to the insurance company and they would pay for it this time. but I'm too depressed to even do that myself so it doesn't matter HAHAAHA