Please come to Colombia and fuck our women!!!

If u speak another language yess

Yess bro

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how to pick up colombian girls as a tourist?

can I be like
>excuse me do you speak english?
>you're cute
?

i also speak a little bit Spanish

Im not man enough to handle a latina, she would eat me alive desu

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>how to pick up colombian girls as a tourist?
learn to dance

It's like every Latina is incredibly hot until you see her goblina face

been practising spanish on hellotalk, and even the ugly colombian chicks are hot

i feel like I would have good luck there as they all told me im cute.

or I could be talking to a bunch of traps or something

that's a good line, I will say this one if I ever talk to a latina even though both of us will know that it's not true

If u are Chad :yes
If not Chad/ugly : you will be beaten for the police

or it might be because they are on the other side of the globe and telling you whatever has no consequences at all

what are you, a faggot?

it's smart because it provokes the idea of the woman chasing the man in the woman's mind, which turns the usual dynamic around and will make her more likely to want to have sex

t. read a book about neurolinguistic programming

Sir im a BETA male

come here bro, they are waiting for u

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God

Imagine you're at the club and you see this right next to you.

I am to fucking beta for this.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Ib9m4x1lXw

youtube.com/watch?v=ijPn8ALvRBk

FUCK!!!

Please bleach our women.

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No, thanks.

Do Colombian girls like Americans? I'm 5'10" with green eyes, reddish brown hair, and maybe 6.5 or 7/10 face

I know a little Spanish, but not really enough to flirt or anything in it

thirsty incel

>Im not man enough to handle a latina
You ever met one in the first place my friendly beta?

A true german response to being called a faggot.

>5'10"
just transition to be a femboy

Does being swiss help me banging hot colombians?

Thirsty is right, but I'm no incel

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You're peruvian

*thrusts into the middle one while fisting the other two simultaneously with a full clinched fist*

I'm not that guy

what kind of stds do they have?

>average male height in Colombia is 5'7
I may be a manlet, but I can still mog most of the competition

Rate her

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If you look like pic relate then yess

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I can only imagine how often she has been slapped on the ass

>im a person who is celibate involuntarily but im not incel

just admit you are incel

I'm not a cel at all, I just have a fetish for latinas

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass anyone who could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Hahaha

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Hello, this is Tom of Finland. Do you have any boy pussy available?

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XD

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that estonian carpenter was mistake, i need some colombian boy pussy instead

will be there soon (serious)

parecen europeas

fuck off mate

That's ugly ma men. So user, you assure me that one of the most beautiful women by nationality would be all over me because of my blond hair and blue eyes? If I tan too much and my true and kingly blackness reveal, will the façade be over?

>Only avaliable to men with light hair and eyes.
Why would loud Colombian slags want pastey autistics with recessive genes?

>blonde
>blue eyed
>tanned
>euro passport
You're the absolute dream of any latina. If you're 1,80m+ you won't even have to make an effort.

Laughing hard at your projections. Poor anglos, it's as if you're already dead inside and ready to give your women to true kangs and surrender your weak bodies and minds to the feminine transitioning

>Tfw I'm 181 but only with shoes on
I'll have to keep deceiving once again. Just when will we learn....

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el cucko señores

they don't. I've talked this sect with dozens of my fenale coworkers and they all have told me their favorite men are mediterranean looking (spanish, italian, european looking local men/latinos and arab looking men). Basically tanned skin

for this

>this sect
subject*

sorry I'm on my phone

>implying they care about looks.

All colombian women want is a guy with a good paycheck. or a greencard.

thay is false though. I've actually talked to several local women about this and they prefer mediterranean tanned med over "aryans"

COME TO BRAZIL

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we should encourage Europeans to Bleach South America, our last opportunity to not be a shithole

Because Latinas are not over 50yo’s busted white women who are the only people in the world who think the discount sandniggers known as Meds are hot

shut up faggot, they all love Nodics master race, If u really are Colombian you should to know that, almost all famous girls in this shithole have white children with blonde and light eyes

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mira otro cornudo aca:

An Anglo-Colombian came out like this... I'm more than willing to do my part and pump out more of her type.

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in general are colombian girls thottier or less than thottier than their north american counterparts.

as i said earlier, all of the one i talk to on hellotalk seem pretty religous, but also pretty flirtatious in general.

Go back Charbel
This

based

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Im 100% Nordic EVROPEAN can i come?

Didn't you guys already try to mejorar la raza and fail miserably?

Yes
Only because retarded governments allowed Med shitters instead of real Europeans. We won’t commit the same mistake twice.

Northern europeans:
Tall
Intelligent
Big dicks
Strong
Lighter pigmentation

Southern europeans:
Ugly in every way and very low iq and corrupt

why are there so many autistic latinos on this board

I'm tall and I have light hair and eyes but I'm kind of overweight

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I want my sister to get BLEACHED by an American white bvll

How overweight?

i think you want to get bleached more than anything but you're too afraid to admit it so you desperately try to project it thru these autistic cuck fantasies

about 205 lbs at 6'2 and I'm not a bodybuilder

I spent a lot of time in an area of the city with a high presence of white expats and tourists and I see first hand how they keep getting miserably rejected by local women. They use them for one night stands mate, they aren't interested in breeding with them

Post pics, I'm up for the job

Latinas r the solution for white extermination
They only want to have Aryan children 'cause in shithole like this be white with Nordic race can to improve their lifes

sure thing, keep dreaming

>fail miserably
Uruguay, Argentina and the 4 white states of Brazil (Southern three + São Paulo) are considerably better than anywhere else in South America.

I get this too on hellotalk and tandem etc. Profiles are like "blah blah blah dios" or you talk to them and them and its like "como estas" "bien, gracias a dios"

I've watched a lot of videos about these white expats and they all seem to be pathetic betas who can't get girls in their own country so they go to South America. They're like weebs obsessed with Japan except they like SA. Of course they're losers in their own countries and they're losers in yours. You can smell the desperation on them

I don't speak Spanish tho

R u stupid?
If u ask to some girl if they would like to have a relationship with a Nordic guy, they probably say yess and then in future will have white children. No more words faggot

same as the thirsty ones itt