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Alri soyboy

I had like four cheesburgers and two liters of whole milk

It was really nice

remember when i posted this with terrorwave photos and that yank started screeching

alri tubby

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dog bless

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whats up homies

ooh ahh up ah ra
youtu.be/YwBRPyUlZ-k

always wanted a fleshlight once it came out,
now i cringe if i go to watch porn.

without purpose, changes can feel sombering.

3 baked potatoes and a 6 chicken wings

>furniture shopping at ashley
hope you like your particleboard and 300% markup

i have no sex drive

don't follow this post
buy the fleshlight or not?

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In general what’s your happiness rating out of 10? For me, it’s probably 4/10

I’m built. Bulking season. You have to live it. DYELs don’t know, neither do faggots. You’re both of those things.

2

I want to smell Emma Watson’s taint.

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had grilled chicken, broccoli, and cauliflower casserole

go to ikea
you do have ikea right?

veggies are good for ya, tubby

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i last masturbated the second week of january and this is not intentional

youtu.be/ViAnz2JIbUE

>I’m built. Bulking season. You have to live it. DYELs don’t know, neither do faggots. You’re both of those things.

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Ashley Homes

nothin man I just be steady slinging u know

One of my hobbies is not masturbating

thats a sickening amount of broccoli

One of my hobbies is brewing my own beer.

Fanny cannot handle his broccoli

Thank fuck its spring

what powers have you unlocked?

love these ngl

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Just looking at end tables mostly, getting a couch from West Elm I think

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three tribes go to war.
one believes in myths and gods.
another believes in robots and kings.
the last believes neither, only in men.

The leader asks whether to war against the
other two, or let the skirmishes of their invasions
be sacrifice for peace.

What would be the right thing to do?
--
is this an interesting premise guise?

shitposting used to be an artform.
People don't get it anymore

>look at all this broccoli
gonna have an ovaltine after, grandpa?

Its only 1.5lbs (0.7kg).

I'm a big boy and like to eat

I dont eat greens

Fucks sake lads I think the DPD idiots delivered my nos dispenser to a random house on the wrong end of the street
Absolute twats

Get drunk down the pub

good post

Heheh

ARE veggies really that good for you?
you can def. get most of you nutrients from just meat tho, and there are toxins in veggies.

It isn’t though. It’s still just under a month away.

name a more peng vegetable

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lol just watched a BBC documentry on steroids and xanax that was full of utter shit

Loser.

It will be summer then

i make 37,000 a year which is about 29,000 after deductions

I fucking love potatoes,
I always use them in stews, soups and currys

You literally cant

I feel I am more aware of my surroundings

How so

>nonces can't handle their broc
sickening

This post was made by the hand of a Texas cattle rancher

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the air cools and the nidgers fall silent for the night, but they'll be back at it again come dawn

Apples

It was snowing in April last year.

Brassica mogs all other foods.

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Don't fucking encourage it FFS

they taste like shit

It snows in summer all the time

ever tried raw meat?
its pretty badass, also good for you apparantly

Everything about Broccoli is just banging

I think I should remove my genitals

fuck off sv3rige

Broccoli is delicious and nutritious

can only eat this stuff when its drowned in cheese sauce

In northern Greenland maybe.

Marge, I think I should remove my genitals.

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Your palate is fucked is why.
Probably from all the cock you suck.

good lass

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I giggled for approximately fifteen seconds at this post

harvey price

Haha just cut my cock off and now I have a bloody hole that no man wants to fuck!

what are you a fucking brocolli farmer? fuck off you sad cunt

No summers in northern Greenland mate

I want to make myself smooth not install a vagina

I always say "eat what you fancy"
if you want a good diet and a healthy lifestyle, you really have to learn to listen to what your body wants

now this is the point where idiots like to chime in and go "hurr durr pack of haribo!!"
but if you think you want to eat a pack of haribo, you're simply not listening to your body correctly

Disgusting
If you don't like broc you're a fucking fat cunt

only if you dont pass tbqh,
and the reasons should be yours not others

it's getting better

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Would you rather shove a whole Broccoli up your bum or chop off your cock to save your family

The smell of broccoli
The taste of broccoli

I love it

Stop sucking cock, you weird little twat.

haribo tastes mank,
how do people like it? its like solidified cum

I don't like having testicles and I don't like having body hair but I don't want to be a woman, simple as

Yeah definitely just cut off your penis haha definitely sane and mentally stable

what am I supposed to do, not get drunk every night?

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>what is placebo
Your body does what its told user. Stop listening to it and it will stop crying.