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Late night weekday brit is best brit

Why aren't you asleep

Swiping tinder looking for a bitch

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Trihard 7

youtube.com/watch?v=U_IbIMUbh-k

oh lawdy look at dose

I live in a rather posh town so there are so many slags lads. Unbelievable amount of harriets and graces I'm swiping all fake tanned up to the umpteenth level

4am and I'm not tired at all but I felt half asleep at 9pm today
What's even going on

Why do english people look at you weird when you are northern Irish? Are they afraid I'll kneecap them or something.

I don't do school tomorrow so I am staying up late drinking beer and doing every late school test and assignment in one go

*have school

what course lad?

>what course lad?

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oi oi Oiii
hey, gize that chocolate

based

whats the appeal of casual sex
is it the actual orgasm, or the collecting of notches?

Got a good post
Wanna read it?
Here it is:

/brit/
It's not shit
It's actually quite lit
With a lot of wit
So remember it

Shakespeare would be jealous I reckon

Well uh I have one project which is like 20 different indicator valve diagrams that I have to find malfunctions in and explain and find a fix
Also a bunch of stuff from environmentalism which is all retard level simple questions

They're thinking if you've been near their car

I've had much better wanks than some of my sexual experiences
sex is overrated

about to wank on my phone

Why aren't you asleep

wouldn't mind lovemaking as an act of intimacy or to create a babby (which in teleological terms are one at the same)
just don't understand the need to orgasm
if you want release, just fap
if you want to feel good, just shoot smack
easy enough

Ha crisps lol

>tfw tons of asian women (and only asian women) hit on you but you think they all look like aliens

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Selling my PS4 pro lads

not sure why you're using bond for this post when bond did not share these views with you

prob the same girl hitting on you over and over

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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im in my zone

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youtu.be/_J5MtYNispY?t=47

Well you never know where it could lead but the chase is nice sometimes tbf

liked this joke

yeah, the bugchase
lmoa

Lmao I remember this

Doing a poo lads. Can hear folk working/talking outside

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You could meet the love of your life or maybe you just meet a slag
Who knows

Blog on and ew

why do they have hammers in the loo's
emergency smithing?

iktf
mouthyank seething

Want to go upstairs to get a drink and some doritos but thefloor is made of lava

I don't like asians, I'm pointing out bond did in the movie. fucktard

*equips you with invicibility boots*

>fucktard
pipe down cody your mom might hear you cursing

haha, thanks mate

Ain't no hammer lad

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>cursing
if you were trying to be overly american you'd say cussing. fucktard

I fell asleep today and then I drank an energy drink and now I can't sleep

Have you ever done a poo in a Poo Squat Ditch device? I have.

That ditch in the tiles has a slope downwards, from left to right, and goes underneath five or six adjacent stalls. There is a trickle of water that runs down the slope to carry everyones' poos into a tank at the end.

I patiently waited for the leftmost stall to open up, and then unleashed all the spicy dumplings which had upset my stomach. All five (5) people behind me had to watch my oncoming poos (more like an orange river) passed underneath them.

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Shut the fuck up cody, you twod (twat)

me n brody are gonna go to the gas station and get some tallboys

the pooer is connected with the main room? no door? fuark
now all you have to do is locate a room being inhabited by a female, wait until she leaves, and then break in and SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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What the heck gosh darn it what a douche

um...
(The queen is real)

doing a panic attack

What's for breakfast or dinner lads?

goon

FEEL manic myself lad FS sometimes feel like I'm suffocating if I don't move move move now now now

user...

Luckily I don't have toil otherwise I would kill myself haha but I do have errands to run today which will be a pain and also a man coming to install something which is also a pain ffs so I have errand toil yes

Yeah no shit faggot thats how chinks like you go to the can, same in russia and most of of the orient/east

going to grab a thai curry this evening

dont molest pakis

How do I get my British friends to stay here and never go home?

excuse me?

that's fucking disgusting if you can literally see other people's shit drool down the hole like that
what posesses people to use a bathroom like this
what if you slip and fall
grim grim grim

Tell them to stop being bent and boring

>i'm you but better

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Niggers innit or poo niggers as I like to call them ha

thinking about quitting my current job as a sandwich artist to become a burger technician

grab em by the curry
its a joke innit

youtu.be/EOcz5K3IHWU

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Good morning

Would you like some coffee

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Djxjjxnejrid lmao I'm howling it's literally decades ahead of its time

Rat r cute

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=wpysdgSYBrA

Might do a sleep

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This kid is my inspiration wtf he uploaded this last year

>yank virgin freakazoid autist case pretends he has friends
think i may have seen this episode before. change the channel.

*rubs your belly*

I've never seen a rat just mice (smol)

actually they have all been forest moles not mice

bit lewd for my tastes

No sad tunes allowed at this hour. Delete immediately

how about a little lower, sweetie ;)

Hello :)

*rubs your back*

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There is just something incredibly pleasurable about sucking cock. The first time I ever filed my mouth with a cock I noticed a few new things. The biggest thing was the texture. The skin in a cock is very silky and smooth , very different than any other flesh on a mans body. The crazy part is that sucking cock is my only real attraction to a guy. Very few men have ever stood out catching my attention. It take a special guy for me to be physically attracted them. I can remember three times in my life where I pursued a guy that I was seriously attracted to. And I make it very well known that if you want your cock in my mouth you better have taken time to shave. This is definitely one sexual act I can literally let myself go and I let my pleasure take over. Contrary to popular macho belief they are most definitely not in control. I think the whole kneeling down gives them a false impression. Believe me, if your cock is in my mouth I own you. As you work around you start noticing the subtle taste. Just a dribble. That little taste totally awakens the animal inside of me. Then they start to tense up, and a quiver, then the most beautiful explosion takes place. That warm thick creamy cum is amazing. If he is of decent size I will have the head of his cock in my throat. Literally feeling my throat swell as I consume him. I instinctively work my throat muscle milking him. Taking his cock so deep that my tongue is lapping at his testicles. Slowly I start sliding up and down ringing the shaft of his cock with my fingers. I love doing this till he is completely limp again. And yes call me conceded , I take pleasure in feeling like a goddess right then. That little evil female savors all of it. I have been in a three way and when we finished the guy’s girlfriend asked where I learned how to suck cock like this. I told i had know idea, I just had a natural love of sucking cock.

why? it's 7 am there right
get your sleep schedule nice and early

shall not
love misery me