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Foul creature

Feeling a bit ill

I think I've eaten too much

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fucking fat bastard what a disgrace

Dazziee...

No I'm not fat

Once spit roasted a slag with my cousin
Is that weird? Nah

Spit roasted?

Cycle to work usually but today i had to take the train

Dont get how people can tolerate payimg 3 quid to stand in a crowded metal tin. It wasnt even fastwr because when you factor getting to and from the station despite the faster train you're no better off than cycling directly from home to toil.

cannot fathom being a cityfag and not owning and driving a car to all locations

Cars are a money sink and traffic qnd parking are not worth the hassle

Cycling is fast And healthy

Waiting for the day when all my mates decide to fully focus on their careers and I'll be alone

yeah poor people are niggers

The whole point of living in the city is that you don't need a car you braindead dork

I too love to destroy the environment

HAKKAA PAALLE

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Avoided this by not having any mates

Unless you're blind, 'tarded or live in a grass hut in the jungle if you're over 18 and not driving you need to KYS

definitely not the “whole point”
really comes down to money, rest is a cope

Didn't realise you were a nigger
>no way chief I got 10 grand in savings I'm rolling

Always lived in places where cycling was faster

>I too love to destroy the environment

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Clinton is it on a political drama I'm watching

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Hello nigger

no way chief I got 10 grand in savings I’m rolling

License? Yes that's necessary
Driving? No

I still would

Cambridge and London are cycling cities, mr i live in cookie cutter suburb

If your fit and not driving by 18 you are a nigger. No exceptions.

nigger nigger cotton picker

Good on ya mate. Proud of you.
Stopped by the beach for a cigarette lads.

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Go back to the jungle Rastus.

Seems like far less young folk are without vehicle in the UK than they are here. You are an absolute deadbeat.

It's the nigger invasion. Whites drive personal vehicles.

saw my first 19 reg car this morning lads :)

>far less
far more i mean

Can't drive and im 28

Hello coconut.

oh no no no no

Can't drive and I'm 36

Cars are pointless and for meatheads

it's called wealth creation

>meatheads

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Cooooor blimey looks like it’s on between the Pakis in the Indians aye lads

Cars lmao I have a motorbike and a pair of balls unlike cagers

Wouldn't be caught dead in a 4 wheeled vehicle

Biblical cope. Exceptionally cringe even by autistic virgin standards.

Also saw some goats lads. I just cycled around an entire island

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any kingston-upon-hull man in?
go tigers

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Cringe

Reminder that in 20 years all cars will be electric and we'll have to learn to drive automatics

He’s just British mate
Anywhere else his comment would be exceptionally cringe

lmao you won't be caught dead on your bike either after you get thrown from the wreckage

Any idea what the Indians bombed to make the pakis mad?

You're not going to like what I say next:

Australians are retards

all well and good but how do you transport the weekly/fortnightly shop?

I’ll be sure to listen to the overweight NEET who hasn’t had a shag in years

Own two cars me

Just cut open my toe and took out the ingrown bit of nail lads

A tragic death is redpilled
Meanwhile you suffocate in the airbag

>Cars lmao I have a motorbike and a pair of balls unlike cagers
>Wouldn't be caught dead in a 4 wheeled vehicle

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Press accelerator press brake isn't that hard

Nah it’s alright it’s not like that comment’s without merit

Good lad

Have it delivered like a normal person

>tfw used to but the government stole one because I didnt pay the road license on it

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Sounds like a painful experience lad

How’d you go

A) thats false
B) if you speak to normal people about automobiles like a parody of a character from easy rider i doubt you see much action

Very sorry to hear lad

At least you’ve still got one, cherish it

Only of us has been pathetic enough to use a whore here you

He's a different poster but birds like bikes

Proud of you lad

cheers la
toe is red and sweating fluids but feels like some pressure has been relieved

she was a good lass

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Not sure but they just flew some jets over that got shot down by the Pakistanis

hope the bike’s better than his lines innit

What do you drive now

where did you have it parked lad, they can't take it if it's on private land

reckon you could use one nate haha

Don't care about dead brown people

pikey whip

Got that comfy single seat on the train where I don’t have to sit next to anyone and have leg room

Very pleased

I’ll be sure to tell “Nate“ that?

Need to leave this current job.
It is pointless

Stop acting nice, lad.

_____ and, dare I say, _______?

Typo, Nate. Meant to say Mate.

I was using it for dodgy purposes and it was on a road, so didnt really wanna pay up, dont think i even got it registered in my name
what I like to call, my italian 2 door

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tfw broad shouldered and spread legs to prevent people from sitting next to me

works 90% of the time desu

Fuck off it’s not acting

You just don’t understand Australian enthusiasm
If I’m on here I’m invested and I’ll give out a (You) if I feel so inclined

>dodgy purposes
oo yer hard

*puts bag on seat and looks out of the window*

Very cheeky looking little thing