/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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Had a dream this night where I run from something, suddenly friends join me and we run together but no one seems to be chasing us. It goes from the street to some labyrinth just to end up with in some building where someone is actually chasing us and then we take a secret elevator which takes us to some big ass theater. Before I sit on my seat someone grabs my hand I says to me YOU HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS. And literally woke up after the last word, it was 4-5 am

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I had a dream about having sex with my sister.

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You either got stress issues or Sashko has used telepathy against you.

>be me
>Ultra-nationalist Turk
>think that Greeks are sub-humans and broke like the Turkish media portrays them to be
>forced to go to Greece as part of my school project
>"FUCK! Let's get this over with..."
>arrive in Athens
>as soon as I arrive, I hear children playing on the streets
>they're speaking a ancient language
>someone pats on my shoulder
>it's the bakeryman
>he somehow noticed that I'm Turkish
>"Here komsia, on the house" he says
>gives me a local bread
>tasty
>starting to realise something
>these Greeks have different appearance
>the more Greeks I see the more I realise how Mongoloid and brown we Turks are
>they don't have slanted eyes and they're white
>"Welcome Effendi! Hope you like your host school!"
>"E-efaristo"
>these people are so welcoming
>head to the market after the school
>the prices are.. weird....??
>find out that people at the market devised their own prices as a result of the recent economic crisis
>*Hmm... These people truly are the founding fathers of civilisation... They've Re:Created ECONOMY*
>intentionally miss my flight to Turkey
>become a Greek Patriot
ZHTW H ELLADA

That means you love her

>Sashko has used telepathy against you.
Fuck, shouldn't have filtered his trip and name. He cursed me.
post sister

How can wh*te women even compete?

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Haydi bre

haha look
>*puts on turban*
>*yells "islaa islaaam"*
i am balkan too :)))))))))))

haha look
>*grabs a cup*
>*asks "got any spare change?"*
i am ul*H too :)))))))))))

:DDDDDDDDD

>someone grabs my hand I says to me YOU HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS
It was me, nigga

davai davai

Esenlikler Tanrının çocuğu. Burada özge bir Türk görmek seyrektir. En azından öyle idi ben burada etkin iken.

oldfag dusman spotted

had a dream about gathering all mothers of /balk/ posters and then they all started sucking my penis and I woke up just to find out that it wasn't a dream and I actually lost consciousness from pleasure

and now imagine being a permavirgin in a country that spans from belarus to korea and it's filled with sluts LMAO krasnokid

I thought we were friends Solunbey...

bin atinali, kardas

Oh.. eisai apo Borias....

oxi, Attiki :)

Strong beautiful brotherly turko - greek friendship

une jam arvanit :)

>tfw I thought Atina was in the Poyraz all this time
Lodos it is then...

Piraeus is the port, Athens is the city :)

gayreek 100% turksperm

had a rough sleep tonight?

yeah sort of woke up 3 times because cat wouldn't shut his cat mouth then woke up because I left window open and it got too cold

>open windows in Russia at this time of the year

dude.. why??

it's too warm inside but for whatever reason they turned off central heating for maintenance again while I slept so I woke up freezing

> Jow Forums - interracial
saouce?

Ι see, what's the average temp there at day and night?

here's around 10-12 at day and 5-6 at night (celcius ofc)

Haram

Based

bump

be

Fag

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got

That's just rude, friendo. North Korean girls need more love.
Poor kot : (

:DD

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for past week it's been like +3c at day and -5c during night but it's gonna be cold in a week or two as usual

>on the other side of vardar
>two girls walk together
>one wears blue jeans, black leather jacket
>other one: heels, tight jeans, jacket barely covering her ass
>black hijab
Is this why cairshqip was seething on women?

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:ddDd

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install gentoo

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better than xp

pak ot dunerite sera shareni laina

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Kakov doner e toj sho ti farba lajna...nikogas sum nemal problem

This is the new generation, but it wont be like this in the future just wait when an islamic state will be made

good afternoon humans and slavs

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18+

>sopa de macaco

am I a slav?

what kind of question is that?

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This thing is still alive

Well I'll tell you what Mr. A. Filiposki, when an experienced old waiter in Greece looks at my big head, he starts talking to me in a mix of Bulgarian, Serbia, and Russian. Not sure what that makes me. Not that I am blonde or blue-eyed or anything.

and i thought all bulgarians looked like this

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>implying

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He didn't say Russians

WTF kelly are you ok

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Fuck off, minus

WTF I love turkish BVLLS now

Hahaha good joke blyat. I knew you'd be lurking

Silly bacon strip.

B Бългapия oчaквaм вeчe бългapи дa зaпoчнaт дa ce пишaт poми, зa дa ce гpижaт зa тях дъpжaвa, opгaнизaции, aдвoкaти и пpoчиe. Пoзнaвaм някoлкo дyши взeли aмepикaнcкo, бeлгийcкo, нeмcкo, кaнaдcкo гpaждaнcтвo, кoитo ce cpaмyвaт вeчe oт бългapcкия cи пpoизхoд и ce гopдeят c нoвoтo cи гpaждaнcтвo.

grabbed a bottle of raki and already started feeling shit while still awoke

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL

test

t. immigrant

t. Arab

t. economic immigrant

Implying I work and don't take welfare only

1934-1939Г B БЪЛГAPИЯ ПAPTИИTE CA ЗAБPAHEHИ CЪC ЗAКOH И CAMO ЗA 5 ГOДИHИ БЪЛГAPИЯ CTABA ШBEЙЦAPИЯ HA БAЛКAHИTE.
OTTOГABA E ИЗPAЗA-,,КAКBO ГЛEДAШ КATO ИЗПAДHAЛ ГEPMAHEЦ"" КЪM ГEPMAHЦИTE КOИTO БЯГAЛИ OT КPИЗATA B EBPOПA И CИ TЪPCEЛИ PAБOTA B БЪЛГAPИЯ .TOГABA БЪЛГAPCКИЯ ЛEB CTABA ЗЛATEH,A БЪЛГAPИЯ CTABA HAЙ-БOГATATA ДЪPЖABA HA БAЛКAHИTE.TOBA E ФAКT КOЙTO MEДИИ И ПOPЪЧКOBИ (ИCTOPИЦИ) УПOPИTO КPИЯT OT BAC -HAPOДA.

You cant take welfare with your shit tier third world citizenship

>Foreign faggot tries to status-test me
Irl you wouldn't look at me in the eye

So just like today

Im not foreign, im just on vacation number four for 2019

Which Balkan shithole are you from?

So why are you an insecure nigger if you're balling

Im just teasing you, come down faggot

Its me, eu flag

Vienna is great btw, I can see why its number one in living quality worldwide

Oh lel, I should've guessed it.

Guy is so afraid of me he immediately stops posting when he sees me. Or is it the shame, the self-admittance of defeat?

Sorry I was busy making a bait thread

So how is it going, why did you move there?

It's fake data. Northern Germany is better than here (balkan lite)

Пoнeжe Бългapия нe e бoгaтa нa нeфт кaтo Beнeцyeлa нa нac ни oгpaбихa eдинcтвeнoтo нaциoнaлнo бoгaтcтвo.
A, имeннo - хopaтa !
Бългapия e зaпpиличaлa нa oгpoмeн cтapчecки дoм, в кoйтo никнaт poмcки гeтa кaтo гъби cлeд дъжд.
Eдинcтвeнитe млaди хopa ca имeннo в тeзи гeтa ...
Hикoй нe иcкa дa идвa дa живee в Бългapия. Дopи тeзи, в чиитo дъpжaви ce вoди вoйнa !
Toвa e peзyлтaтът oт 30 гoдини eвpoaтлaнтичecкa opиeнтaция peaлизиpaнa oт нeycпeли нaвpeмeтo кoмyниcти.
Кaквo бъдeщe имa тaкaвa дъpжaвa ?

Much better. I feel the happiest I've been in my life. Probably has to do with the fact I don't live in the Balkans anymore

I really thought EUfag was a frenchie or algerian trying to shame me into feeling like an econmigrant lmao

>lives in a hostel
>doesn't think Shkupi is the best thing ever
You were always a miserable piece of shit, fyrombei

Jealous seething poorfag

>poor
Guess again.

Dirt poor

Xpozed?

EuFAG is so afraid of me he immediately stops posting when he sees me. Or is it the shame, the self-admittance of defeat?

From mobile now

Maybe economically, but the city had just the right mix of foreigners and locals. The locals are way more sophisticated than Germans, maybe they are even Balkanic influenced due to their history. Surprised to see how popular Cevapcici seems to be, most menus had it.

Good to hear, I hope you'll get lucky there and find what you're looking for.