The /balt/ + /ausnz/ Supercontinent

In The Name of Her Glorious Might, Royal Beauty, Empress and Autocrat of All the Baltides, Baltinia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsarina of Kazan, Tsarina of Astrakhan, Tsarina of Poland, Tsarina of Siberia, Tsarina of Chersonese Taurian, Tsarina of Georgia; Lady of Pskov and Grand Princess of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Princess of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lady and Grand Princess of Nizhny Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lady of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lady of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duchess of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, Empress of Austria; Apostolic Queen of Hungary, Queen of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria; Queen of Jerusalem etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Grand Duchess of Tuscany and Cracow; Duchess of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukowina; Grand Princess of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia; Duchess of Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Auschwitz and Zator, Teschen, Friuli, Dubrovnik and Zadar; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Princess of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and Istria; Countess of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenburg etc.; Lady of Trieste, Kotor and the Windic March, Grand Voivod of the Voivodeship of Serbia, Queen of The Balkans, God Queen of Australia, New Zealand and Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Ruler of Britannia and Rightful Heir to The Großdeutsches Reich etc. etc.

General for the Baltides of Livonia, the Lithuanian Commonwealth and The Great Oceanic Commonwealth and so forth.

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Are you drunk yet?

no why would I be

>janny deleted the last thread
Oppression!

Every single thread that says something negative about russians is deleted. Or even if you say nothing, but have some russian gopnik or whatever in a the pic it is still most likely gonna be deleted

you are already wake
what happend there?

Rimi.

It didn't even say anything bad about Russia. Was started by an american though.

had lasagna for dinner. why do people hate lasagna?

What the fuck did you need the bag for, if all you were buying was three items.

my mom uses those a lot so I thought I'd get her one as a "souvenir"

Well it implied that they are the le oppressors. Anyway that janny is very sensitive and yeah he deletes theads even for such minuscule stuff

Thank you.

Weird, but OK.

can't wait for latvian lidl
those pastries were nice

>uzstatas 0.10
Let me guess, they sell you their shitty plastic bags for 10c there too?

No, that's for the bottle of the drink he bought. You're supposed to return the bottle and get the money back.

That sounds cool

Who hates lasagna?

>tfw sometimes I don't even return it and throw it away

mischievous

Lads..

yeah there's way less litter now, something like 95% of the bottles get returned

>saved three large bags of bottles in the balcony
>returned them all and got a receipt for 4.50€
>forgot about the receipt in my jackets pocket
>crumpled it and threw it out with the rest of pocket lint

retarded

Oh yeah, did anyone notice that those bottle return machines now have an option to donate it to charity instead of cashing out?

>yeah there's way less litter now, something like 95% of the bottles get returned
Not least because bums pick them, especially during warmer seasons. Normies still throw out bottles quite often.

What sort of charities?

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I doesn't say. Maybe it's on the receipt or something.

Based bums. They're like those little birds that pick meat out from between aligators teeth, and society is the alligator.

>I doesn't say.
Well that is idiotic

I recycle most of my stuff too and plastic bags have had an environmental tax imposed since 1/2018, which reduced their usage by 50+% during the year

Are you some kind of fag who cares about the environment?

Blet..

no i just bought the big reusable 80 cent bag

kys piece of shit or learn to respect nature

Why do people still smoke fags?
It's 2019 for God's sake.

>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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Snuss is a true mans choice

>t. turba nui

That might be your face, but this is your soul.

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Mikä?
Last time you told i were Kalevipoeg,
You are still based anyway

Im just drunk as Finnish tourist at Tallinn

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YO MOMMA
YO DADDY
AND YO BALD HEADED GRANNY

ahhh...
*sips*

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Not the same Estonian, believe it or not.
Haven't been on /balt/ for a long time since it was filled with shitty animeposters and gay russians.

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Including asussies means you are ancient relic

*sips*
Yeahh, those were the days

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I prefer it when the world moves slower

No touching, I find it disgusting

SHAWTY IMMA SPEND IIIIT

Slipped into a coma, wish I never woke up

makita is scatvia more expensive compared to lithurathuania especially in grocery stores according to your view?

Not sure if I should be jealous because you slipped into a coma or feel bad for you because you woke up.

I think scatvia is more expensive
nordfa and lidl are cheaper I think
ofc it might just be confirmation bias

I can't be seen, it's disturbing

who said that, its disturbing

I DON'T GO OUT CAUSE I'M NERVOUS

MISSING PERSON, I'M A MISSING PERSON
I'M GONE, THAT'S FOR CERTAIN

*Norfa
A lot of latvians seem to come to shop at Lidl in Mažeikiai, so it's probably cheaper.

If ur not russian or soviet era suprises you should walk free and broud. You sound like a fucking 17year old.

im considering moving to Vilnius if I ever have such capital

>Have to do practical work for a degree
>Go to friends company and don't do shit

Feeling based cheating the system.

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Why tho?

it's simply a better city than riga
due to the lack of a certain phenotype

It's honestly not that different around 40% of Vilnius are slavoids, but they're mostly concentrated in a few districts like Naujoji Vilnia.

What's worse, a slavoid or a samogitian villager. I think you know the answer.

I'd pick a Samogitian ogre from swamp over slavoid any day.

save up ~€500 and it's possible to move here

Just a reminder that if you can't play dwarf fortress you're a slavoid untermensch and not true baltic/finnic masterrace

yeah noticed the rent is lower too
but I mean in the far future

>tfw old man brows

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Powerful brows bro just make sure you're not a necklet

what does that even mean?

>tfw chadbrows

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I'm Mr worldwide

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>gunbro and his weird obsessions
oh u

hot

school is a waste of time

Is this makita?

Just had a pint of engelmano ipa

decide for yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=QHAMj_U3z3E

I love a lot of people, especially my parents.

I think it is

Hello lads. Just stopping in before bed.

True cheating the system is going to prison and living on the taxpayer's money.

True cheating the system is being born premature and with chronic illnesses that force taxpayers to pay millions for your treatment even though everyone knows you're going to die before you learn to walk.

Wrong.

Wrong.

>born premature and with chronic illnesses
Been there done that
>force taxpayers to pay millions for your treatment even
suka blyad, I knew I did something wrong
>die before you learn to walk
my life itself is a testament of my failure...

You assume the system wants you to be free, and even wants you to live. I'll educate you. Cheating the system is having 300 guns Made in the USA, thousands of rounds of ammo Made in the USA, have acres of land, no taxes, make just enough to not pay taxes, live in a cabin on your land, no electricity or running water, wood stove, 15 kids you homeschool, grow your own food, or slaughter your own animals. Also free speech, so you can say whatever the hell you want. Rebel for life.

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I LIKE SHOOTING MY GUNS IN THE DARK

DON'T LIKE THAT, PUCKER UP MOTHER FUCKER
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

Those are some fucking aspirations for someone living a sedentary lifestyle.

it is me

I work 50hrs a week, and you know, I'm a rebel. Refer to

based

thanks

Read that out loud on vocaroo

In the United States, it doesn't matter where you come from, it matters where you are going. We don't jump on friends about what they did or didn't do, like in Europe. Maybe that's why you are Commies.

Read it on vocaroo now

>t. Commie nigger from muttistan