Rename this

muttopia

NRA

Union of Free Columbian States

New Mexico

Uncharted

Columbia

United Slaves of Israel

Pindostan

uncharted but not unsharted

The Poonited Sharts of Arsemericack

>tfw no timeline where hamilton's constitution gets adopted and washington creates an american monarchy

Opialantiadditoptia

The Shit-Covered Butt

Washington becoming a king would have delegitimized the US in the eyes of Europe. Washington had no royal blood and furthermore had no interest in being anything more than a farmer/general

shitty sharty poopoo peepee land

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Louisiania

U S of D(stands for degeneracy, diversity, decadence, diarrhea, down sydnrome, drug addiction, etc.)

>drug addiction
>decadence
>diversity
>all this coming from Russia

and all accurate

Novaya Novorossiya

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United Shartstains of Americuck

North Amerika

Ohgodpleasegetmethefuckoutofhere-ica

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he cute

America's America.

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It’s still the pot calling the kettle black

The supreme state of Mizrahi

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Canada

I suppose you would know since you live in a country with the same description.

is it really, davidko kun?

europoornited states

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS

Yes, really.

degenerated states of israel

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The Great Western Shitshow

United States of the World

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Mexican strait.

#1

>102104950
>because someone from the US said something that means it’s wrong