/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico

Are you fat or is it just one of those nights?

just grab a sharpie like any Mexican chick

No i weigh 120

It's REALLY just one of those nights

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why do they do that? it's so gross and tacky.

I had a relapse in my diet and am binging on sodas and pastries. I'm leaving to the store in a bit to get more.

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PUNISHER CONTROL

imagine killing an innocent child that you grew in your body

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why can't secret santa stop being a wuss and just come out of the closet already?

aliexpress

based

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???

qt coworker and I had a comfy walk today
Big fan of how her resting face is a smile

>slathering chink makeup all over your face
enjoy your toxic chemicals

definitely

terrible edition

youre the highlight of my life, /cum/

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Listening to the audio masterpiece known as, "Dirty Sprite 2"

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Mexican is lucky that my phone is rangebanned

Im gonna say it

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its super cheap and you should buy cheap stuff to practice

I don’t feel so good mr stark

i dont have ANY money

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nigger

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>buy cheap stuff to practice
oh god not another tranny fuck sakes go to /lgbt/ where you belong

i really need to ask one of my irl friends something, but we havent talked in months
should i

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Don't be afraid, everyone loves you

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they have been here longer than you fuck off

what if its the self hating black guy from last thread?

no they haven't

been having the urge to yell things out again lately. unironically think i'm developing turrets from not speaking

>the self hating black guy from last thread
new /cum/mers need to go

>unironically think i'm developing turrets
So you're a battleship now??

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You came here like two weeks ago
Callate joto

dont you think itll be weird to just ask him a question? hes not the type of person you have meaningful conversations

Imagine bringing a being into existence without its consent and forcing him to live a life filled with swirling emotions, of which the most memorable and impactful being negative ones, only to have him die a slow death and forever be forgotten.

Just imagine.

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Yell at your mom like your dad always did before they divorced which is the reason why you became a retard because you grew up in a dysfunctional family

ANALyzed your whole life from one post

imagine having no money and no friends haha how pathetic!

I allowed myself a day off from my diet since it's Mardi Gras

lmao just kill yourself bro hahah

I'm worried about the Uyghurs

what do you mean?

my biological parents are both asleep in the same bed not thirty feet from where I currently am sitting. RETARD

uyghurs are based. fuck the chinks.

>still living with your parents

Yikes guess they raised a baby

like we dont have anything to talk about, i dont know how to explain it T_T

Not really, as long as he understands why you need to ask it so bad. I did the same thing a few months ago and started the conversation by saying "This is kind of an awkward thing to say but..." and that acknowledgment made all the difference

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am in hotel, frens

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Havin a hooker over?

#
I'm like 70% gay but I don't think I could kiss another guy out in the open

They let me live here while I finish school.

Stop pretending to be gay

my middle school crush got his girlfriend pregnant

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my middle school crush got pregnant by the guy who bullied me nonstop

I can't sing to any song I know in public around strangers. Does anyone else have this?

that's pretty normal

hmm i would try to figure something else out

the guy i liked in high school got a dui lol

Helicopter parents

Have fun in the real world kiddo

I'm not pretending

Alcohol helps

Two kids that used to bully me relentlessly at school turned out to be benders.

it's 100x cheaper than living on campus

So you’re pedophile?
Or “just 70%”

hes also poor as fuck
last time i saw him he keep making jokes about how he wanted to rape me

Touching little kids is gross

nonsense. just reasonable people. I pay for my own things anyway. all i'm doing is sleeping in what would otherwise be an empty room

So you’re not gay?

I’m confused now

That's not surprising at all, since I don't think you've ever said anything interesting here. You don't even post interesting pics just recycle the same shit over and over. You're just an incredibly boring person if we're being honest.

yeah this doesn't sound like a good idea

Stop being rude

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lying is rude

kill all uyghurs

what doesnt sound like a good idea?

he's not wrong. the guy could at least post some new pictures

why do the cutest girls all settle for the biggest dirtbags

I like guys and girls but prefer guys. I'm not attracted to little kids because that's gross

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Yeah but you didn't disagree, you just said it was rude. Would you rather he stay boring and friendless or confront the harsh reality?

I’ve had this question for a very long time

That doesn’t add up
All gays are pedophiles and that is a fact

ok new pix

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Even boring and friendless people are better than rude people

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probably a mommy complex or something. they think they can turn them into good men. idk

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Slavs are the most powerful race on earth. Prove me wrong
Pro tip: you can't

qt

talking to a guy who jokes about raping you

Most guys I know are pretty vocal about not liking guys below late adolescence or so (my friends and I are in our late teens and early 20s)