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cum lol

Any floridafags here? I am thinking of going to UCF for grad school (they have a good optics/lasers program), but how bad are hurricanes? If accepted i would be there for 2-5 years so probably hit by at least 1 hurricane, are the dorms hurricane proof in florida or something?

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am thirsty, frens

Hi

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Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=TjvvK-Rj0WI
anons...

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hello

Dead night

I demand that the thread lives.

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let it die tonight.

hmm wats goin on here

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no

It’s peculiar thing. These times are when you know who the real niggas are.

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chillin'

Nigdig

Watch your mouth

wow no then I'd never get my stuff from u!!
like a villian? heeeey

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goodnight buds

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Ingreg
Nigreg
Igreng
Ginger
Ingger
Riggen
Reggin
Nigger

what stuff? :0

hashirama solos anyone

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youtube.com/watch?v=yiFLQklABUg
we're based.
you know it!

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Hehe ginger = rearranged nigger hehe

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night night, little dude.

Going for another walk lads.

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just stuff and things!

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Noice

Just let off a terrific fart. Wish I’d have recorded it for you guys

why must you toy with me this way?

think im headed to bed too

gonna drift off into sleepy oblivion

night buds

wait do we have TWO washingtons now???

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enjoy it, dear aussie friend

what are you talking about.

night night.

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never stop
never
fucking
stop
do you hear me

gonna play a little apex and probably ruin my teammates nights.

NEVERMIND you're not the cool guy from washington ur an imposter!

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hey san bernardo :)

there are several washington posters. have been for a long time

hey
are you whatcom

you write similar to my dear anony. I miss her.

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mhm

oh hey man hows it going
how'd the whole marriage and construction stuff go

things are going well. did you find yourself a good job yet?

glad to hear it. I landed a warehouse job but will probably be let go anyday. I just had a interview with a hvac/r school today tho and it looks promising

yeah but I wanted to talk to the other guy more
maybe I am!

don't get my hopes up. + not enough tildes in your posts.

I'm not, I'm just pulling your leg~ although I used to used tildes a lot and then quit cause people copied me!

I'm voting for Yang, hope my fellow burgers will do the same.

which one is that?
nice. people will always need someone to do that crap

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I would never indulge AMWF posters fatansies

God bless the United States of America.

God bless you

thanks Ivan

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>get degenerate thoughts about gayness, including the submissive end
>incel, so i can't cope with women
how do i cure myself of this degeneracy?

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Got Mongolian beef with black bean for dinner lads. Waiting on the food to be cooked right now.

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7233 steps so far.

Pic!

Also,
>tfw congested
Should have got cold medicine

the submissive part is better anyways, maybe try it

Look at asshole gore pics

Here you go lad.

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fuckin crazy dead lol

list of north american cuisine:
donuts
poutine
bacon and eggs
waffles and chicken
soul food
chicago style pizza
twinkies
hot dogs
burgers
chimichangas
egg salad

remember

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ya thx for making me hungry, funland

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Icky

no!

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YES it seems so sadface

list of fictional american male names:
jeff reeves
jack davidson
cam powerson
donald jackson
ronald samson
david smith
chad barker
tim thompson
dan baker

y'ever get so hungry you tire your mouth out by eating

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nope never heard of that b4

alright boys I am fucking raging

>get new job at retail store
>do really good at job, stand out
>work with just guys in the back, but often work alone
>lots of bitches from the other work areas always look at me like they want me
>ignore them because all of them have that evil vibe going on aside from a few
>stay neutral with most of the guys, only get positive vibes from like two out of the dozen
>a month passes, role changes, now work with mostly girls and a few guys
>do my work all day, ignore the shit going on between the girls
>a month or so passes
>feeling that envious vibe from most of the guys
>try to keep up the neutrality by occasionally greeting them/making small talk, doesnt seem to work
>this goes on for another month
>one day one the nicer girls comes up to me and asks me for my number
>thrilled, never had a girl come to me like this
>give her number
>few days pass, barely talk to her even at work, text her a few times to set a date or talk in person, but she keeps avoiding it
>during work she calls me flirty names, occasional touch or tap
>feels good, but also sense a bad vibe from more coworkers

then the real shit happened today

oh this is like one of those r9k stories where the chadly coworkers had once of their stacy sluts pretend to hit on a dweed for lols, isn't it?

she is using you for jealousy
dont even need to read the rest
some guy got jealous and fucked you up

painu vittuun lumineekeri

and that's a good thing

eat a dick, jésus

Back home now lads.

stop
caring
about
women

wat about femboys?

I want to fuck a whore, but I think I am too nervous to do so. Ahhhhhhh.

I walked past two closed down brothels on my way home tonight lads.

go back and hit them up. what's a hooker cost anyways

>going out to my car during my break
>one of the guys I used to work with in the back in parking, about to start his shift
>have only ever talked to this guy once or twice and I dont even know his name
>gets out of his car, headed to the store, passes by me and says "fuck, I forgot my gloves"
>reply with a "oh yeah dont wanna get in trouble with the manager huh"
>figure he's opening up to me, has never greeted me before, didnt sense anything bad from it
>day almost to a close, cleaning up dead plants/trash from the nursery
>everyone is at the composter machine to throw what they gathered
>like 6 people there, the guy from earlier was there throwing away his trash
>come to help
>"oh hey its user, always looking for work"
>get a bad vibe immediately
>suddenly rushes and tosses all the trash in as the composter fills up
>"haha yeah, just here to close the door I guess"
>one the guys I got friendly with comes over and says "hey you're going all out today" to the guy
>he replies with "yeah, just trying to get this shit done"
>proceeds to take everyone trash like crazy and tosses it in after the door to the composter opens
>guy I got friendly says "Damn you're doing good"
>other guy responds with "Yeah I'm good, but not as good as user. I'm 2nd."
>overhear some mumbling between them, almost like they're making sure I get to hear
>overhear something about a girl and the guy
>get some sense, keep my cool, and just wait for everyone to finish loading up the trash
>day ends, girl gets out later, text her to see if she want to talk after work
>excuses after excuses

This girl doesn't seem like a bitch and even said she's never had a boyfriend. She does seem friendly with the mean looking bitches though, and I've never seen the guy or girl ever interact. Been fucking mad all night just thinking my reputation with a lot of my coworkers has turned sour over some drama shit. Fuck retail.

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Well the one I was post across the road from last night was $180 for 1/2 hours. I checked the rooster for tonight and there's the following ages on.

24, 23, 28, 18, 23, 25.

You lads are going to say go the 18 year old. I know it. Haha.

seems like a lot but idk i've never been with one. they're all young enough, are there pics?

>make an effort to try and find some cute black girls to add to my breeding vessel folders
>they are all obese, have ugly fake nails, tattoos, fake hair

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