Hahahahaha *breath in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha *breath in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ahem.
PORN LOICENCE

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OI MATE
GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT KEK PORN?

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d e s u blocking porn is good

But UK is a totaitarian shithole where it's gonna be use to blackmail and extort money from its people. At a certain point more draconian laws just make people snap, even if on their own they'd be fine. So I gotta say - Y I K E S

here's your new mp say something nice about him

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i swear, britong govt is on Jow Forums looking for new ideas

>'Ello guvna, Oid loik ta puhchase a pass fer me cuckold pornography today

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Jow Forums is upset about this despite them crying about how porn is bad for you and is a part of Jewish brainwashing. Pure hypocrisy, they like to indulge in "degeneracy" themselves

I want to know what the Queen will do about this!

> cuckold porn greentext .jpg
LITERALLY

the memes are real

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wouldn't all of the surveillance and IP monitoring infrastructure needed to make this work negate the extra money coming in from porn loicenses?

Jow Forums is unironically a bunch of 14 year olds who think being TRADITIONALISTS is the new edgy.
> their points are mutually exclusive
as expected.

Porn blacked in UK?

Will the money be used to maintain BBC too?

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> negate
i think it'll create a much bigger deficit, won't be covered by those 5£ cards. just another pointell bureucratic (how tf do you spell it) branch

>he doesn't have a 1tb hard drive filled with all flavours of legal porn
Lmao, suck my ass government.

What kind of BBC?

Imagine being a Brit and having this little freedom

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porn addiction is not freedom user

> be american
> want to watch porn
> don't have to go out
> don't get shot
wtf i love usa now

They're right in being upset because porn is just the first step.

>laws to stop young children being corrupted by degeneracy
>this is bad

Okay so now knowing who watches what on porn sites will stop Brexit and a ton of fucking Muslims shitting up a former 1st world country.
Literally the Chinese will use it for money laundering and scams.

Yes they can't ask an older dude to buy them a pass at all.

Imagine being addicted to porn and letting children have easy access to it and calling it 'freedum'

Btw if you get a VPN outside of the UK and set a DNS service that's also outside of the UK in theory the kids can circumvent it.
Literally no need for tor and shit like that.

> teens watching porn is bad
fuck off normie.

Brexit will fix this

Parental control filters exist, retard. The government shouldn't have to make up for your shortcomings as a parents, especially if it infringes on the personal freedom of other adult citizens.

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Kinda yeah. You set a DNS service on the router manually that filters sites, plenty of them but it still can be circumvented with a fucking vpn app on your tablet/phone.

>coping this hard

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You've seen the Nihil sine Deo guy from Rromanistan?
That's the type of people who take it seriously.
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A kid that's tech savy enough to bypass your filter can bypass the government filter easily as well. But many zoomers these days don't even know that YouTube is a website because they access it from the app and not from a browser, doubt the majority would be able to pull it off, especially when they are still too young to even grasp what sex is. And the filter still shouldn't be a substitute for good parenting.

Are you retarded, ruskie? Literally every normie out there watches porn.

Just went on pornhub now and I haven't paid for any porn card

What's the date?

>tfw soon brits need loicense to shitpost on /brit/
is this it Jow Forums? the golden age we dreamed of?

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4channel isn't a pornographic website sweetie.

nothing will stop british government from implementing even more loicense

UK really is an Orwellian state. Memes aside they have maybe another 20-40 years in this direction before it is.

OH GEE I wonder if teenagers will just watch porn with a free vpn on their cellphones anyway. Come to think of it this only made porn even more attractive.

Kids will get round it by sharing it with each other, it only takes one to use a VPN or have a mad lad Dad who gives him a porn card. Hopefully it'll restrict them to more vanilla stuff though, rather than hardcore shemale porn, incest and interracial.

I have already been using a vpn on my phone for years because porn is blocked by default. Most Jow Forums red boards are blocked too but if you use https:// they work. It's pathetically easy to get around

note how it's ONLY brit flags in this thread that are trying to excuse this law?

April fools day?

What's not free about that?

freedom is not exclusively things that you like.

Wait, you're actually happy about this??

This isn’t Jow Forums cumskin.

that's not how an april fools joke works though

"remember when I said some stupid shit about a month back? yeah that wasn't true, got you"

Great Britain, happily licking boots since 1707.

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>yfw Britain is literally becoming the next Malaysia and the current murmur of conservative lecturing secular residents deal with from Muslims is going to get louder and louder

>pls Muhammad don’t take away all my vices I’m an aging incel, this is one of the few joys in life I have
>SORRY I DONT THINK SHARIA BLOODY ALLOWS IT, you should live a cleaner respectable life brother

102409604
Nobody told you you could talk, shitskin.

You have to go back

The funny part is that muslims will let them have their porn in secret so all the wh*te incels can die, leaving the island to Pakistanis and their progeny. Good riddance, I hate wh*tes

How is it possible, they would have to block 70% of the web, including the Sun, Instagram and YouTube under the UK's vague definition of pornography. They might as well just make the great firewall of Britain that only allows the BBC and the Guardian and be done with it.

Absolutely nothing can stop them saying it is.

This is actually the only good thing their current government has done

Imagine having to pay to post on Jow Forums either with vpn or wank license.

This one?

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>April 1
fake news

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in europe April fool's jokes must be released on 1st April, not a month prior.

Big if true

is it?