/balk/ - Balkan Thread

aj em grick edition

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おはよ~

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I have learned to ignore the trapfaggot but now that other posters brought me to his attention I want to burn him.

summoning all tranla

awooooooooooooooo

Are anabolic steroids legal to buy in Balkans and Turkey?

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idk, i don;t think so

Still macedonia on Jow Forums

Truly based.

>fyrom on google

web.archive.org/web/20151212170903/https://www.mfa.gr/en/fyrom-name-issue/

the same page gets 404 on the live version, fuck the government and fuck those cucks

dance known as the
“twirl” in southern France was banned in 1666 because boys tossed girls
into the air “in such an infamous manner that what shame obliges us to
hide most of all is uncovered naked to the eyes of those taking part and
those passing by.”

kek these medieval guys had their own version of twerk

Don't remember where I was
I realized life was a game
The more seriously I took things
The harder the rules became
I had no idea what it'd cost
My life passed before my eyes
I found out how little I accomplished
All my plans tonight
So as you read this know my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile when you think of me
My body's gone that's all
A tous le monde
A tous les amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
If my heart was still alive
I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you
There's nothing more to say
Moving on is a simple thing
What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain
And the living are scarred

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Good morning

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DEPRESSED

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What? Not at all I've been very pumped up since I woke up a hour and a half ago. Just really like the song

i've been playing .io games while banned
they are addicting

skopians will pay for this

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raaaaft.io is so dank
too bad there aren't more ppl playing it and the world is too small and not complex enough
pretty poor in weapons, resources and enemies

Happy birthday.

You know who you are.

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Will you suck my dick as a birthday present?

>22 degrees

you are behind 99% of gay bulgarian posts i swear

You can't know that for sure, I also change my grammar and punctuation.

and yet some things about you will never change
just have fun today and don't be a stuck up homestaying faggot okay

Thanks for the advise boss

w-whatever
no hard feelings
>inb4 gay comeback

youtube.com/watch?v=elnLVqyRFp8

>tfw have to work but the weather is so nice outside
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>work
just sell stuff and let customers find u

>doggo
>pupper
>birb
Why do plebbitors do this?

Remember

No anime on balk

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cati musulmani aici looool

Dacă-i Allah e de partea mea nimeni nu-mi stă în cale. Sictir infidel necurat ce ești. Takbir!

All tripfags are mentally ill

inapoi in balcani, balcanianule

why are ROMAnians so cringry, bros?

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rude we are gypsier than them
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speak for yourself, albo

no u

>no u

what tf are you, 12? Κωλοαλβανάkι

Not again, fuck these god damn chinese fakes -
olx.bg/ad/chisto-nov-bezzhichen-dzhoystik-za-ps-3-sony-dualshock-3-bezzhichen-dzhoysti-CID632-ID7IfDX.html
It's exactly the same as the fake box in this video, except now they've fixed the "sofeware" typo:
youtube.com/watch?v=e91geC3niAc
There's no point in even reporting this, every single god damn controller on the website is probably fake as well
Where does one buy a real Dualshock 3? It's like trying to find real Raybans in Chinatown or something, ffs

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>Where does one buy a real Dualshock 3
in any respectable electronic store

They only sell DS4s now.

eBay maybe then?

>youtube.com/watch?v=XbIwxxi8yCc
ebin

Amazon and eBay are allegedly just as bad when it comes to fake controllers. It's a 13 year old console at this point, so naturally the market is flooded with fakes instead

tell me about it, chinks have filled the markets with all kinds of fake crap

Fuck this, I guess I might as well just shell out 120 leva for an Xbox One controller instead.

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How come when niggers were freed they became poorer whereas when gypsies were freed they became richer, conspicuously occupying positions in the media and government? Are gypsies the true master race compared to the dumb Romanian peasant?

Why do you need a "real" one? Won't that one do?

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The fake analog sticks have dead zones and can only detect 8 directions (basically the same as a D-pad), but most importantly the Bluetooth doesn't work with PCs, which is basically the only reason I need the controller.

low iq monkey

Nevermind - actually the controller doesn't work with PCs at all, unlike real ones which can be made to work with ScpDriver.

My Xbox 1 controller works with PCs, even Linux, just by plugging it into the USB port.

Well I'm trying to emulate a lot of PS1/2/3 games, so a decent DS3 is really the only option (pressure sensitive facebuttons and whatnot)

Why does Italian cuisine dab so hard on other countries?

What is Italian cuisine, exactly?

>when gypsies were freed

they were never enslaved in the first place, except by their own shit tier culture and no, gypsies are destined to live in perpetual poverty since they do not select traits compatible with modern society

They were enslaved in Romania at one point I think.

how do you make money fellow /balk/ers?

by pimping yo sistah nibba

By making clickbait videos for weebs.

>reported the gyspy for calling me a monkey
>mods nuke him

Yang Gang

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>megadeth
based

oxi skopianos, Vulgaros.

Good afternoon guys how are you

e, я

I am jumping off of vero at 00:00.

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He said he was fired

what games are you playing, lads?

Nope never said that

Can we get UBI in Macedonia? Sashko why don't you run promising Macedonians €100 in free basic income?

The government already gives ubi to teens whos famalies are poor

UBI se

rdr2

>Gives UBI
>to select group
The U is for "universal" retard

based

are you guys even trying?!1?

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what;s vero
are you pretending to an hero too

>no bulgaria
>average salary

goodbye you slutman

w8 w8 w8
i thought croatia is a stagnating shithole
how does it suddenly level off so much

croatia is a western ally, they backstabbed serbia / yugoslavia
they are catholic, they use latin
also even in yugoslavia the factories were being built in their region, and on of their main complains was that "all our produce is going to belgrade >>>:("
they literally are mountain kikes
same with the slovenians

oh also they genocied / expelled their serb population after the break up and stole all their stuff

>they backstabbed serbia
You mean serves attacked them and then got BTFOd by based krvats.

does this look based to you

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come again, newfriend?

croatia and slovenia leaving yugo would be the same as muslims and gypsies declaring independence from bulgaria
imagine turks / arabs come fight for the pomaks and the USA / west bombs sofia over the gypsy state
and while we're at it romania would probably swoop in again and take koso- i mean, dobruja
then they all invest in those regions, sanction the evil bulgarians who got BTFO for their aggression, send our soldiers and generals to be triel'd for war crimes and so on

tl;dr: fuck croatia

Are you some kind of a Serb lover, peasant boi?
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