/brit/

youtu.be/2c-222tBBEE
choon

what's your score lads

jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name

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Should probably grab a cheeky feed then

That picture itself is edited

>mummy mummy the man is using the same flag as me
well your posts are gay as shit anyway so i'll oblige

I have a micropenis, it is over.

alright shrimpdick ahaha

You shouldn't judge the Muslim community by the actions of the Muslim community.

you all think muslims are bad, christ, wait til you have to live around hordes of north american pavement apes

violence is on another level and way more constant too

my dick is like 6.5+ inches but i've seen that same picture edited on here for years so whatever mate

let's just say a certain "someone" who works at a certain "house" will not live to see another day

>doesn't even show 12"
dicklet chart

Just ate 5 egg rolls and bought a bird for tomorrow, reckon i'll roast it like Jamie Oliver

youtube.com/watch?v=bJeUb8ToRIw

please refrain from posting here if your penis qualifies you as a woman.

I’ve had my fill of living in my cosy armchair land
But all my schemes come to a humiliating end

So I won’t, rock the boat
Cause I’m scared what might happen
I won’t, rock the boat
Cause I’m one of the millions

He’s always saying what he’s gonna do
He’s always saying what he’s gonna do

>Chinese
>6 inches
white boys beg me to breed their boypucci

we know you're chinese based on that flag kevin li don't need to tell us aha

shall be posting tits in here after april 1st

Oh yeah

youtu.be/oaivoqEuBUc

t. overhead projector

but imagine actually having a penis that's 9 inches in girth
i struggle to imagine many of those exist

remember thinking this australian ASMR girl was kinda cute then it turns out she's a fucking midget AHAHAHAHA

Is she peng?

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dick like a tuna can

for a slag, I guess so

My bad. How about now?

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Based Jesus

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sister is absolutely losing it

she's sperging out at me

fucking hell

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>tee hee im bent btw

give her my number, thanks

Hey Finlad, what’s she doing?

she might be attractive but she's a real cot case

who is this

'

carly rae jepsen's new tunes are absolute bangers

youtube.com/watch?v=uoZw8wHsEDw

Love ___ and his son _____

Neet life getting a bit stale and repetitive lads

6inch long
4.5 inch wide
rip me

Yeah probably time to make some money to fund some new hobbies aye?

Why is Finlad’s sister bullying him?

Yeah but court next week

Not doing duck all till then because it’s pointless if I’m in prison

It's me. You wanna fuck me? I'm gay.

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this
what for

What are you being done for?

it's over...

>4.5 inch wide
Wat? Condoms are based on circumference. No way it's 11cm pencil dick for you. That's like inbred SE Asian tier.

maybe she just wants to relocate
tell her I said hi by the way

Love Ari and his son Avi

>comdoms are based on circumference
so?
yes I have a very thin dick don't know why am fully white. measured it (erect) just now

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Okay this shit is gay
What the FUCK are the "Marshall Islands"?

I have literally never heard such utter SHITE.
I was seriously sat there for 4 minutes thinking the last one is really obvious but I just can't crack it but it's some irrelevant nothingness instead.

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babe show pusy plese

6 inch length, 6 inch girth masterrace.

>twf, square penis.

I also have a 4.5
luckily I like my condoms with a baggier fit

i've heard of east timor just didn't remember it is all

why do we let such irrelevant little countries exist

Ah yes East Timor, the scene of Australia’s Quwait intervention

Because there is nothing worthwhile there. No one cares if they are a country or not.

Spergin out over how I borrowed her headphones without permission

No good

What a silly thing to go mental over

are you literally 15

you an uncle acid man
youtu.be/UyiQSLAJMTo

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Tell her fat nerds on the internet want to do disgusting things to her.

>tfw 3.5 inch willy
why would god do this?

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yea they're one of my favorites

really good band tbf

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1987
youtube.com/watch?v=7s6tufofYrg
robocop
lethal weapon
predator

1987 was the high water mark of modern western culture
it could only be downhill from there

is the average really around 5 inches? thought it was 6 at least. guess im a big guy after all
>uuuu

Bippin and boppin’ like it’s no one business

business idea: make bippin and boppin' my business

fucking quality tune this is. based gypsie

god wanted you to be a monk

haha wacky bruce has had a few
*grabs your hands and dances with you*
wahey look lads haha

But that is lewd.

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I’d back it

my cock is roughly 8" and 6.5" around

my girlfriend is a tiny 5'2 woman

would like to suck a fat juicy cock then get fucked in the ass by a cute shemale

my demise approaches

I’d have a beer with almost all of you

cat picture

why are you so obsessed with this boy gypsy?

Whys that

*sucks teeth*
*grabs crotch*
*shuffles from side to side*
my dick

not like you get much use out of yours

Is that one lad gonna tell us why he’s going to court

well zoey IS black

forgot prince of darkness, full metal jacket, au revoir les enfants...

Nice porn pass LOL

>full metal jacket
apocalypse now and deer hunter are better
FMJ's goofy as shit ngl