It might surprise some of you, but despite my flag I'm a pretty cool guy

It might surprise some of you, but despite my flag I'm a pretty cool guy

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Nobody believes you.

I'm a girl

wanna be my kraut bf ?

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but... this is the Internet!
Isnt this the place for FREE SPEECH???
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Nobody believes you.

I believe him.

are you a fun guy

(I want a german gf btw)

Hey do you wanna be my boyfriend

Please piss off he's mine

Post examples of German comedy/humour

It might surprise some of you, but despite my flag I'm not racist or arrogant.

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I don't believe you. I have limited experience, but every swiss person I've met has been a stuck up cunt. The girls in particular were all princesses

It might surprise some of you, but despite my flag I have not actually comitted suicide yet

It might surprise some of you, but despite my flag I'm not a muslim

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It might surprise all of you, but I'm not a pathetic self-pitying faggot.

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It might surprise you, but reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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no you just fetishize muslim men

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I'm not fat

Are you a large individual?

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you son of

I am not that obese whore though.

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why are germans so boring
youre probably a boring person too

Hot.
I wanna go to Egypt and get gangbanged by Arabic cocks.........

Being boring is comfy

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Some maybe are arrogant. But some are just shy or not used to talk with random people. I think some of our arrogance/racism comes from all the people here just for money. But its rare to meet actual racist people t bh

F

I really am not. Alas, I can't prove it to you so whatever, incel.

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post hand

Do you have lots of haor on your pussy?

Hair, fuck

Why? Do you think it's gonna be brown and icky? Kill yourself, incel.

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Damn, middle easterners look like THAT?

Depends. Southern egyptians or gulf arabs can be much browner

ok you're not her

are egyptian white?

No

hey Nguyen, I bought a t-shirt made in your country today
the quality is quite good for a 15€ shirt
bravo!

>swiss
>not arrogant

wew lad

I can't believe I'm saying this to a Saudi...but you need to get some sun.