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Ranger

im a firestarter

does your brain hurt mate

this guy looks pretty cool if you catch my (tokyo) drift

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Did they need Park rangers back in the old days? Didn’t think parks where a thing till Victorian times

masks are for cowards

you better be on your best behaviour because it's Walker, Texas ranger!

His occupation was professional wanker but the puritan yanks forced his great-great-etc-granddad to change it.

ranger? i hardly know her!

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Alri Dalai Lama

>Walker is an English and German surname derived from either a fuller, from the Middle High German walker, meaning "a fuller of cloth", or an officer whose duty consisted of walking or inspecting a certain part of a forest. The surname "Walker" was first found in Germany where records of the name date back to the thirteenth century. In 1253, Sigelo dictus Welkere was recorded in Weissenburg, and in 1209, Bruno Welkiner was a citizen of Cologne. The Walker Families of England are believed to originate from Yorkshire.

miss the Indian posters

lotta things but coward i am not

Good luck with /gf2019/ lads. I wonder what kind of gf I'll have. Hopefully a petite wholesome library girl desu.

So Paul walker was a Yorkshire man

third eye status lads?

I'm on /wife2019/ and she's an athletic conservative turbonormie

When you have a packet of walker crisps and you come across a burnt crisp do you refer to that as a Paul walker?

bravery does not mean stupidity

link your insta

I want to become a britman, but I forgot about the britman inside me

me oh no much dude jus' vaping

@areallyfunnymemepage

Damn this girl must be pretty cool

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if you voluntarily post with a name why would you want such a shit joke attributed to it?

whoa whoa whoa
he blatantly drove off the cliff there
he goes flying off the cliff and we see the view of the car as it goes off the cliff
cut to him on the road as if it never happened
bullshit

fried (and thats a good thing)

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Based ira internet defence force

Why do I feel like I'm in a coma

if you're not ashamed of what you're doing you don't need a mask

>Tim

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Just checked the news, our girls won the SheBelieves cup! Wow!

always thought those ira songs were a joke
fight you like a man while you're hiding your face?

You'll find out when you wake up

How do I start living

the man did a drift

thats the idea (though im not much a fan of the IRA)

Rather enjoy come out ye black and tans

consider yourself in a position where you’re fighting an opponent that is much stronger than you. Could be a tryannical government for example
when you go to protest or to be more extreme, fight them, would you want to die that day or would you think its better to live to contiue the fight tomorrow?

Mad that the ira achieved fuck all

Be yourself

warfare has never been a gentlemans game you daft bastard

This bloody oppression must end

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his car went slightly sideways instead of straight forward as intended by the manufacturer

Compulsively call women honey whilst I shag

>Irish
>achieving anything

Freaks on suicide watch

that sounds horrible

fight with your head held high
not saying you should fuck yourself but creeping around with a mask on isn't fighting, it's hiding

Well past a certain age it probably is worth quarantining virgins, you have to be a bit of a weirdo to be a virgin past 16.

*blows up your pub*
heh, nothin personal nigel...

*scrolls down and reads the comments*
Ah yes, the Irish

Golly Gosh Honey! This sex is amazing!

Yeah, I tell them that they are a "Good girl" too

death row records, creeping while you're sleeping

>White genocide isn't rea-...

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I call women “love” a lot and almost every guy I meet “mate”, not sure that would fly in the states.

imagine some fat yank moaning about honey during sex
like shagging Winnie the Pooh

and what does this have to do with British culture?

I bet Americans were the ones to introduce spray can cream into sex

Fuck off kike

based yang
most sensible lad i've heard on politics for a while, when he talks about how automation has been and continues to make blue collar workers redundant and that's how trump was elected
shem the democrats can't get behind someone who doesn't cry victim and demand white men drag them along

seeth harder virgin

In 2028 the retirement age will rise to 67, and then again to 68 in 2039. Going off this 1 year per decade rise I will retire in 2061 when the retirement age is 70.

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more like, winnie the poo

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what does your post have to do with british culture
just looks like a load of whining to me
wouldn't mind but you're banging on about how every post should be about british culture and then your post is just meta trash

Imagine eating Emma Watson’s poo.

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How fat do you imagine all yank posters are?
I always picture a sweaty obese man with crumbs on his shirt on the other side of the screen when conversing with them here.

yeah you're right, a Brit wanting the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture is comparable to a yank banging on about American Jow Forumsitics
get off your fucking high horse you prick, you're doing the exact same shit as me but for the wrong side

just described me ahaha

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My gran retired at least 30 years ago now and she has a huge pension.
I’ll probably be lucky to have 10 years worth of retirement living off £5 a day.

business idea: a ball pool but instead of balls it's puppies and kittens

Emma Watson is a British actress.

portland yank is nice and looks respectable
liam seems sound but he’s probably a bit of a pig
rest are all horrible troglodytes

Off for a shower

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I imagine them to all own gaming stations

I want Emma Watson to violently kick me in the bollocks for the crime of being a white male.

yeah my post isn't about british culture but the difference is i'm not demanding everyone post about british culture
if you come to /brit/ to read about british culture then you're a proper mongoloid
mebbe try reddit

Mad that if all the yanks who post in here actually posted in cum instead, it would actually be a lively general

Got a new housemate who’s a bit of a sperg, he studies computing and seems to go silent whenever any of the female housemates enter the kitchen.

fuck you i don't want this fetish

How do I stop wasting my youth

clean your room

I imagine cum is pretty shit though, who the fuck wants to talk to a load of yanks, beaners and leafs.
Us Brits are far more entertaining.

toilberg thought I was popping to the loo but really I was jogging down the road to greggs to cop a sausage and bean melt

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