What do italians think of american pizza?

what do italians think of american pizza?

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meh

wot does italian pizza look like

why did they have to ruin that mans passion

The classic Neapolitan one looks like this

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What does int think about the Brazilian pizza master?
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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Lol colorado has the worst pizza places ive ever had. Food sucks there. That actually looks good for colorado too.

looks bretty good

I'm pretty sure the Brazilian pizza master is the guy who makes these.

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This is actual American pizza

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Bulgarian pizza is superior to all

Been making pizza every day for the past two weeks. I am one with the pizza now.

>British pizza

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Americans are probably among the least offensive pizza makers, which says more about the rest of the world than about them.

What’s the worst?

>Yum!
Yuck.

Most asians.
Greeks.

Estonian pizza

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She cute

Is this before or after they boil it in a pot of water?

>4.50 euros for this
I pity Estonians

>Most asians.
youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs

WE WUZZ PIZZA MAKERS N SHIEEET

fucking italians need to fuck off with their recipes.
its one thing to get angry at "authentic" italian cuisine but ignoring that literally everyone in the world has their own dishes is autistic and cringe

t. Domenico Crolla

I knew an Italian girl who got upset because we eat Stromboli (it’s an american food)

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my grampa was italian, one time when i was a kid he slapped me because i put ketchup on my pizza.

Based grampa

Popularized (americanized) italian dishes are the most overated thing in the world.

Reminds me I have leftover pizza in the fridge

Who cares what they think. You'll find the best pizza in the world in NY, not Shitaly.

Brazilian pizza must taste really bad if you had to put cat soup on it.

Ive eaten the best pizza in chicago. Nyc pizza was god tier but the few places i tried in chicago was elder god tier. Fucm i wish i lived in one of those cities. I hate being stuck in wyoming x.x

the rule is :
pizza from São Paulo = great
pizza from Rios italian neightboorhoods = great
pizza from literaly anywhere else = shit

You can already guess where i live.

What an asshole, the dude only wanted to try japanese cuisine.

Literally just recreated the OP pizza on a smaller scale.

Too bad

Beware for the BRASILIAN pizza master

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The dough doesn't look ba-
>mfw everything afterwards

In case you're wondering, this big pile of yellow stuff is mac n cheese

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This is what a pizza should looks like

foul

My reaction too after he threw it in the air.

If he just put sopa de macaco on it, it would unironically be better than that. Big yikes.

I love basil so much

Gross
They turned our healthy food into another one of their obesity dispensers

>throw a bunch of expensive borderline inedible shit on top of some food
>LOOK, IT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE X IN THE WORLD
Foul.

it for all the nuveau riche and instagram thots to have something to post about, get with the times boomer.

I know, I'm saying it's not the least bit impressive if it also doesn't taste and look good.

>sprinkled with gold dust
Aren't you going to get heavy metal poisoning by eating it?

>1o0 yEaRs oLd CoGnAc BrO

Friendly reminder that pizza is a NEAPOLITAN invention, not an *talian invention

Nigga we did it first

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here it is, the homunculus heritagius neapolitANUS

delete this

New Haven invented the modern Pizza, and the place around Branford have THE BEST pizza you will find in this country, maybe the world. You know it's good cuz it says APIZZA on the box. Family owned places around here are numerous and absolutely delicious.

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greasy

Naples is an Italian city

Our pizza came directly from a guy who visited Italy and then a bunch of restaurants opened for and by Italian migrants so they would stay.

If it leaves a big wet stain on the towel beneath, it's not edible

americans love big wet stains

Shart in mart

>impyling the famous 'go 'za isn't the best pizza on earth

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Don't look like a pizza

That's not a goza
THIS is a goza

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Looks good bro

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I must learn.

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That isn't pizza

>taking culinary advice from a man who can't cook anything but eggs

lmao brazilians cut pizza with a paint scraper

I’ve gotten pizza in Italy that was very wet

We have many different types of pizza.

in front of the coliseum

Me too, that's how I know

This is literally rape.

American pizza is the best pizza

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Catania. Also in Padua

Is that a New England thing? Because I’ve never seen shrimp on pizza here

UK was a mistake.

Actually the Midwest. It's a head scratcher for me too. There are two well-loved local pizza places and they both have a creole seafood type of theme going on.

>exceptionally expensive at 4.50 euros
>exceptionally expensive

lmao

u ok there?

I'm Bavaryan.

don't tell him

thats fucking disgusting

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS
NOT EVEN THE 10 BUCKS PIZZAS THAT BOYS IN BICYCLES RUN AROUND YELLING AT STREETS TRYING TO SELL ARE THIS GROSS

Estonians spend half of their monthly salary on THIS?

the amount of gold is so minute you won't get poisoned
it's basically solid food colouring

better than neapolitan "pizza"

I tried italian pizza several times in Rome, and it's not big deal, actually it's bad... Dry, salty and way too crunchy.

American pizza is better, pizza from Buenos Aires is better, even german pizza was better.

furente

le epic "I tried X in X's origin place and it sucks" comment

I've had the same experience in Rome, but the problem is that Rome is full of tourist trap restaurants that don't have to deliver quality because there will always be a steady stream of new customers.

Imagine thinking a greasy pizza is bad

I'm sorry if I triggered you, but it's true...

Pasta was epic, carbonara, bucattini, etc...suppli was god tier, ricota crostata was also great, and I can keep naming food; but your pizza is not big deal

culture, americans love grease while italians don't

lmao

The grease makes it taste good, gives the cheese a nice gooey consistency and lets the herbs and spices congeal into it better. A dry pizza tastes disgusting.