This confuses and enrages the american

this confuses and enrages the american

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did you rescue that bread from a bakery fire?

This is the best kind of hleb, especially with garlic and salt

Looks dry af

we call it joululimppu

it's not as good as regular rye bread

is that hash

that + saussages early in the morning = chad soldat breakfast

we keep that shit in a can homeboy

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I mean this is closer in texture to what I like

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handy in smaller form

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Never going to make it

>that dry
It's about as moist as chocolate cake.

Yummy

and this one is pretty dry, but you're slathering it with either butter or lard so who cares

I saw a documentary about an Icelandic man who baked his bread in Volcano and it looked like this
Is the same thing?

do you even rye?

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it's the colour of my shit after a big night

that's close to what I eat

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It's just regular rye bread baked in a brick oven.

>random seeds and grains
>hard as a rock
2/10

I mostly use it to make kvas

it's moist as fuck you mong

>that is the danish definition of moist
I've lived in Copenhagen for two years, yoi can't fool me

We have brown bread it just doesn't look like elephant shit.

My main lunch is turkey, swiss cheese, and rye.

There was this joke in early Soviet days (30s), about migrating birds coming back from southern Europe to Russia in spring, that you could know because they picked up crumbs of black rye bread, dropped it again and shake their heads.

Bread crusts cause autism.

>we have brown bread

huuuur

>brown
wow very racist

Now THAT'S what I call bread.

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Looks like Morrocan hashish

White bread > dark bread anyway
Dark bread is what poor people use to hide the lack of taste of their food
Patricians use white bread so it won't alter the cheese or foie gras taste

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Real rye bread doesn't mold.

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Is this the regional bread bragging thread?

(yes, this is literally "pregnant bun")

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This confused the med

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White bread is for poor people lmao. Nice cope.
You know, just because you frogs can't make good dark bread, doesn't mean that all dark bread taste like your abominations.

based. black bread > white "bread" any time

Like ur mums pussy

That looks good. I never see bread like that where i am.

Its kavring. A scanian bread made with cumin, syrup and rye.

oh, those breads were godly

Step aside breadlets

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I tried baking rye bread, but mine weren't as dark as these, do they put something extra in those Scandi/Baltic breads?

Its syrup/honey. The sugars caramelize it.

Do you have a recipe?

None in english
recept.se/recept/kavring-0

Doesn't everything confuse and enrage Americans? We're pretty fucking stupid.

What kind of syrup is that? Just water with sugar?

I don't exactly know. Its a combination of different sugartypes.

Pain au chocolat?

Constipation

disgusting
vomit-inducing
edible
degenerate
fine
disgust.jpg
soy
good
kill yourself
looks and taste like a shoe sole
why do you have to make everything sweet

>mutt on vacation

You said five different things about five similar rye breads

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>maximum arrogance
>only bread he praised was french
>not a frog

based

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You're right

because some rye breads are good and some are dry roasted flour

>doesn't like dry rye bread
>calls others söy

>he thinks OP is dry
Legit retarded.

well first putting anything else but walnuts in it is a mistake, second only 80iq monkeys eat overcooked bread

these 4 are the same bread, yet you called 3 of them shit. Then you say that some rye bread are dry while calling this rye bread shit even though its more moist than your typical french bread.

>4
3*
>3
2*

it is moist inside but it has that disgusting "smoked" taste, any type of black bread is retarded no surprise it comes from germanics

>doesn't like the taste of smoke
>he unironically think he still can criticize food

also, what smoke taste are you even talking about. You're literally criticizing food on looks.

>he unironically prefers white "bread" over black bread
Vermin like you are not even worth a reply

Stand aside eurofags, The King of Breads, the only objectively superior bread is coming in

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Black bread has a taste of bitterness mixed with piss, it's disgusting, you had to take pic related and just shit on it

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>Black bread has a taste of bitterness mixed with piss
Kavring is not bitter one bit

Your pic looks god tier but do you like rye bread of any sort? I'd try that black shit without hesitation.

based

toasted rye bread is fucking great.

i put smashed avos, fried garlicky and herby mushrooms on top with a side of friend red cabbage and red onion. so fucking good.

Sounds extremely based, ngl.

Bread is the worst "food" that exists and I never eat it except as burger buns.

>except as burger buns
You're an honorary American. Come pick up your free handgun any time you like. And some more burgers of course.

>White bread > dark bread anyway

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You've never lived if you've never tried a slightly microwaved black bread + picrelated (that's not ham you fucking ameritards)

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is that like bologna?

small brain detected

>microwaving bread
I don't want to hear about microwaving water for tea ever again.

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out of my way you worthless shits

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DOKTORSKAYA KOLBASA youtube.com/watch?v=zw4Ui6SsFOs

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This is unironically a lot better than someone who hasn't tried it is likely to think it looks.

What is wrong with microwaving water?

I don't know but euros and especially bongs like to meme on Americans for it.

Does it taste as burnt as it looks? My mouth feels dry just looking at it.

That's already been addressed, Tim. Supposedly it's quite moist.

its not burnt, its caramelized.

all these poor "people" who have lived their pathetic "lives" without eating Kavring

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No that's not a city that's food you stupid fucking leaf

The best bread is Borodinsky. It is especially tasty to eat with milk.
Go eat your shithamburger.

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