>Dutch "language"
Dutch "language"
Kevin Bennett
Matthew Sanchez
Hahahahahaha
Grayson Fisher
I mean thinking about the origin of the word "burg" in a Germanic context makes sense, it means "city or town" and in the context of the dutch it means "person living within a settlement" so you know.
Carson Johnson
Delet
Isaac Bailey
f*ck dutch people
Logan Foster
kek Dutch are such weirdo giants
Christian Wilson
is this why they're ironically good at speaking English by far?
Anthony Stewart
>dutch ortography
>using "oe" to represent /u/ sound
Ian White
lel they really are just swamp brits
Xavier Myers
Hoooolyy kek.
Jaxon Powell
but "u" already represents [ʏ]
and "uu" represents [y]
Dominic Turner
It’s literally a drunken German speaking English.
Brody Robinson
Wow op, what a discovery! Yuo so very smart!
Owen Campbell
>What
Jacob Baker
It is over.
Joshua Adams
Weird man, real weird.
Mason Barnes
>m-my language too!
its not funny with the dots your German retard
Jonathan Smith
It's "borger" in Norwegian
Jaxon Garcia
I can't eat borgers and bürgers
Henry Rogers
>Hmmm
Angel Nguyen
Brazilians needlessly put a U after ha.
Adam Bailey
Elijah Martin
You can though.
Josiah Barnes
do you eat that with frïes?
Logan Butler
>Notiser
>Telefon
>Musik
>Klocka
Fuck :D
Ian Reyes
German spawned the word Hamburger
Switzerland spawned the Red Cross
How do you like them apples?
Kayden Cox
TOB GEG
Cameron Martinez
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Easton Rogers
nice
Noah Jenkins
u and oe are different tho, which is why we have both...
Gabriel Myers
He died doing what he loved
Aiden Reyes
r8
Nathaniel Morales
>owo
Kayden Robinson
>oepsie woepsie!
looks like something a toddler would write lmao
Leo Murphy
>Afrikaans
Leo Butler
owo :3
ywes dwutch swound laiwk a kwutie wutie bawby
Noah Wright
no wonder they all speak english
Camden Bailey
>I want to die
>ik will dood
Isaac Nguyen
>wat nou?
Leo Torres
Awwww
Ryder Barnes
I am convinced that dutch is not a real language. It is a made up dialect of German used to mock English speakers.
Justin Baker
KKKEEEKKK
Adam Perry
Charles Perez
yes that was indeed the point
Jacob White
What's wrong?
>Italy-in
Angel Cooper
Lmao
Oliver Murphy
Hungary and Poland, that's what's wrong
Adrian Brown
How close is dutch to afrikaans and flemish ?
Sebastian Lewis
They are the same language.
Matthew Garcia
So why are they named differently ? We don't say that the swiss and belgians speaks swiss and belgian when they speak french.
Charles Barnes
Shit, I mean
Grayson Jones
They are dialects, because of the historical development of Dutch speaking people they ended in different nations and is common to say the dialect instead of the language.
en.m.wikipedia.org
It is explained here, although it doesn't consider Afrikaans to be the same language instead a "daughter language" than is mutually intelligible, and also talks about Frisian, very similar but apparently a different language.
Cameron Watson
afrikaans is a even bigger meme language.
>land of bulls
kek
Levi Nelson
THE ETERNAL ITALIAN BVLL
Alexander Reed
>notities
Based Dutch. Flat is best
Ryan Reyes
There is a sort of archaic word for Italy that went out of use more than a century and a half ago roughly.
"Talján" that one is derived from "Italia", and with that it'd be "Taljánországban"
Colton Myers
that's retarded, it's like saying BR portuguese and euro portuguese are different languages.
Caleb Stewart
koek
Carson Cooper
Dutch is besides West Frisian the language closest to English
Nathaniel Long
retard english
Austin Barnes
Christopher Gonzalez
THIS CAN’T BE REAL
Leo Young
Or maybe it's because germans, dutch and the english all share the same germanic ethnogenetic progenitor folk you dense mong
Jeremiah Wood
Joseph Perez
Fucking kek
Levi Torres
>I did it for the lullen
David Lopez
borger :D
Ayden Sanchez
good point
i guess afrikaans is further away to dutch then portugese with brazialian portugese
the dutch cape colony was pretty short so it only got the 17th century influence, after that it was on its own with a bunch of niggers and english trying to take their land. and of course the foreign people who fled to the netherlands and found a new live there
Zachary Lewis
true
it isnt
Camden Harris
>North Italian visits Sicily.jpg
Brandon Reyes
>tfw no capacity for Dutch and can still make most of this out
William Martinez
that's the point
it's baby english not dutch
Luke Ward
I doubt it, what do you think it says?
Samuel Ward
Lol sounds like talking to a stoner
>Hitler DUde! What now?
Fuck just realized Amsterdam is known for exactly that..
Charles Mitchell
I feel like no English speakers think the same thing about us desu..
Isaac Gutierrez
>Land of Bulls
Based and redpilled
Carter Smith
i guess it is pretty amturish desu
it was an illegal newspaper after all
Grayson Peterson
Dutch have always been based. All your great artists, skilled merchants, punching WAY above your weight and never making weed illegal.
Caleb Bennett
Brayden Nelson
Does anyone have the picture of the dutch subway sign?
Charles Clark
i asked a dutch man once
he said that he spoke freely with a man speaking afrikaans from south africa
so basically the same language
Nathan Morris
OwO
Owen Murphy
dutch is a nonlanguage like portuguese
ugly, disgusting, and shouldn't exist
Henry Price
youtube.com
Pretty much
Thomas Thomas
it here you blind man
Brody Phillips
>that flag
>that post
Camden Smith
Not him but I know a small amount of Dutch so I'll try for practice sake.
>Oops! The train is stuck! We are very hard at work on it to make the trip better for you OWO
Christian Campbell
Google translate is always fun.
Cooper Sanchez
Honestly a good attempt, I foresaw some of these mistakes though.
Here is what it actually says:
~The train is brokey-wokey~ we're working verwy hard to fix it, you should pwobwably take your bike
>owo
Dominic Bell
He died for Jow Forumss sins.
Luke Rodriguez
>brokey wokey
Are those actually considered proper grammar or just kind of joke words? Also what about the "mss kan" part?
Grayson Reed
kekaroonie
Gavin Sanders
>Are those actually considered proper grammar
Oh, no, I was just being faithful to the original.
mss is an abbreviation (informal) of misschien, maybe.
So, Mss kan je beter fietsen -> Maybe it is better if you bike / ride your bike [instead]
Thomas Carter
Learning Dutch rn.
Liam Adams
Ryan Fisher
well, maybe dutch is a language cows would invent
Carson Howard
ah, time for my OC
Justin Hall
I see, bedankt fren.
Ian Thompson
ok this is epic
Caleb Morgan
bastardized danish also known as Nederdansk