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i've got more followers than you've had hot dinners

look at her
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that's a genuine male

no mate i shag and im calling you out on your virgin bullshit

the empire state

poor plagiarism

eyes are too small
too manly

grim

stop bullying disabled people

why'd you make her hand brown

vile squinty creature and her heads too round

dick looks particularly big lately

Phil's only gone and locked himself outside his flat.
He's had a mare there.

just must have grabbed a darker skin tone from the shadow on the thumb and not realised

my right testicle is about three times the size of the other

British Afro-Caribbean and 2nd/3rd/4th generation windrush immigrants be like “these skinless Tesco basa fillets and McCain oven chips be too spicy!”

meanwhile I take the step of adding 3 dollops of Tesco’s tartar sauce to the side for that little extra zing to my dinner

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>i shag
>you don't shag, i shag
>no i shag and you do not
what's the point

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This statement is false.

grim grim grim

>pluto
give it a rest

Wow very epic

Might just get a train to Switzerland just to see the mountains and then come home. What do you reckon lads?

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t. Definitely doesn't shag

just bought anthem

Thats if all the planets are lined directly next to each other of course

it's like emmett's here but he isn't

would do that myself if I had the gumption

well boring innit

Shut up virgin

Alright then all you lads saying looks is the most important factor why do I only ever pull about once a month?
I know I’m pretty attractive had multiple girls tell me so and got 100 matchs in my first week on tinder.
Thing is I’m a massive sperg round women and struggle to hold a conversation.
The only times I pull is on the dance floor and it ALWAYS has to be the women coming to me, never make the first move.

my willy on the far left

redpill me on reasons to live and not cide

lads you know niggers? what if they were white

unironically do this all the time, have no responsibilities so i just decide some mornings to fuck off to the continent for a few days a month

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>The only times I pull is on the dance floor and it ALWAYS has to be the women coming to me, never make the first move.
Approaching women is a weird virgin meme, it’s basically impossible

currently residing in the virgin supercluster

Sounds expensive

why does everything have to be stuffed to the gills with ruddy cheese these days

it's a day of fasting and abstinence. that means no eating and no shagging

reminder if you want to get a shag sign up for one of those dancing classes youll be the only lad there

emotional attached to a girl who won't text me back

some guy here the other day was talking about hes going to chernobyl and coming back within the day. Might do something like that one day just for a laugh

Hipsters and faux-masculinity

>I know I’m pretty attractive had multiple girls tell me so and got 100 matchs in my first week on tinder.

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mental

might as well go Zermatt for a week and do some of the hiking routes.

There you go with the Hollywood film star screenshots again....

watching monty python for the animations

emotionally attached to a girl who I havent seen in a year and cant forget

>you'll never experience early 90s rave culture

why even live lads

helo australia sleep well my prince

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for lent i'm giving up shagging

your mum will be well annoyed haha x

yeah giving yourself cancer is top banter mate, legend

Any person who ever went to a dancing class here?

vile waste of food

bought a thing on amazon

So Deano, tell them I hope they enjoy the cancer!

>So Deano, tell them I hope they enjoy the cancer!

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>shamelessly beg for a scrap of fanny (no standards)
>calls himself a top shagger

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heistoids have been rumbled lads

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despise my mother and hate maternity
End women now

that supposed to look tasty? looks like a big zit popping out

stole someone's thing which was ordered from amazon.

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I confess.

there isnt that much radiation in chernobyl now, its been a while

little girls love horse riding because the vibration tickles their clit. they just don't know it yet

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hot

>my most annoying co-worker got reported for racism
>might get the sack
yes lads

best burger in britain is from glasgow

london, manny, brum and leeds btfo

put your trip back on moni

What did he do?

Sick bestiality engaging swine
Should be burned

I have a russian friend who's a sound technician.

And a czech one, a czech one too

Is that a flaming golf ball?

16 glowing green talons oozed this one out

Anyone feel really lonely looking at stuff like this?

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Imagine if he reported you as well haha. That would be ludicrous haha. You aren't one of those racist, incel freaks, are you?

>"Dave, turn that dogshit off right now!"
>Yes father!

annoying eyes

said he was british

NAYYGER

ah fascinating

wind swept it over here. a few of my family members got extreme forms of cancer and died young thanks to those pesky soviets

yeah, best fill the hole with consumer goods