/brit/

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I once smashed my laptop screen for losing a match in football manager

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>odds
Keep drinking
>evens
Make a vain attempt to go to sleep

slurping on a nigger's tender black bollocks

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going to bed

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Any Derry Girls man in?

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youtu.be/nMVEkB5wZxk

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check out these youtube channels:
- anarchopac
- Angie Speaks
- BadMouseProductions
- Bat'ko
- ContraPoints
- Democracy Now!
- hbomberguy
- Libertarian Socialist Rants
- Mexie
- NonCompete
- Perseus999
- Philosophy Tube
- Punks For Progress
- Shaun
- Step Back history
- Thought Slime
- Three Arrows

check out these musicians:
english:
- Anti-Flag
- Aus-Rotten
- Bad Religion
- Channel 3
- Conflict
- Crass
- Dead Kennedys
- Germs
- Groans
- IDLES
- Johnny Hobo / Pat The Bunny
- Jude Joseph
- Lavender Scared
- Long Sought Rest
- Oi Polloi
- Pennywise
- Propagandhi
- Rail Yard Ghosts
- Reagan Youth
- Subhumans

check out these writers:
- David Graeber
- Emma Goldman
- Errico Malatesta
- Leo Tolstoy
- Max Stirner
- Mikhail Bakunin
- Murray Bookchin
- Noam Chomsky
- Peter Kropotkin
- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
- Rudolf Rocker

check out these websites:
- anarchistnews.org
- crimethinc.com
- existentialcomics.com
- itsgoingdown.org
- libcom.org
- raddle.me
- sub.media
- theanarchistlibrary.org

Thinking about nickin one of the phone chargers from lost and found at work

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early 2000s PC gaming what an era

oii mate ya got a license for these calories

should be studying and preparing for my nursing internship

uncle used to kick the tv when footy was on and his team lost

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going to attempt to eat
teeth are FUCKED

Lmao bruh if youre doing that shit just reload the save. Gimp.

wanking a blowjob

how do i stop auto-piloting through life

mad how shit nigger piss tits init

I get very angry very quickly then just as quickly it dissipates.

One minute I'm seeing red and literally fantasizing about skinning a person alive, five minutes later I forgive and forget. So it's all about controlling myself in the moment, which I'm thankfully pretty good at.

Can't fathom how someone can hold onto bad emotions long enough to plan a school shooting.

giving my bollocks a bollocking

I won't do any of that

made some salted caramel
now tell me, is govt as retarded as the memes say?

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repulsed by women lads
>talking to girl
>we connect
>ask her if she wants to get lunch
>"i have a bf"
>ask "so is he a serious boyfriend or one of those temporary ones?"
>she laughs and says "i don't know yet"
>ask her again if she wants to get lunch
>she says ok sure

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crash into a mountain (of purpose)

mental illness m8, not really that unfathomable

crash

get shot or get punched in the face or lose your leg basically any kind of tragedy works

Yepp

ye

*sews a flap into your briefs*
there, much better

youtube.com/watch?v=UJC91C6KvYY
any agurrie man in

can I be your friend

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wonder if legit schizophrenics post on /brit/

would love to hear their stories

i support this decision

sick of the fat lazy toilsmen at toil

yes

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life has never been better than when i got this flap sewn into my briefs. i can piss whenever i want, wherever i want

cannot imagine why you'd type all that shite out

slag from college keeps falling asleep on me but when i made a move on her she said shes way too old for me

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are the government going to make us pay a premium for anything we can extract any sort of joy from?

I talk to myself a lot and make up stories but I think that's just loneliness.

i'm particulary amazed by these "Shitesvile Police Official"tweets from weapon sweep (wtf is that) with pics of some garden scissors or bike wheel, or people arrested for 5cm knives
is the knife phobia that bad?

>vote for the tories
>complain about the government
woah rorke really playing 2d chess

>not being able to get invested in things
>being a soulless normoid

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Youre such a sex pest lying faggot y9ur posts stink

no you fucking autistic little manchild creep
fuck off

Lads, are short trips (2-4 days) to the continent by train actually viable or are they a meme? The prices make them look like a meme.

you obviously don't know what a rorke is if you think he supports the tories

the absolute STATE of brits

shitesville is a made up name
we do confiscate anything that is meant to be used as a weapon though

Would support a Catholic monarchy.

"arrested" doesn't mean they were thrown in jail mind, just taken in for further questions or even just made to fill a form out. It's dumb either way true.

its mostly confiscating screwdrivers and such things from chavs and niggers on the street. don't buy into the yank propaganda

Literally just to make boomers feel better

why not just get a plane unless you have some overriding fear of flying

being stuck on a train with a bunch of sweaty underclass probably isnt as romantic as you think it'll be

reckon the porn ban will be good in the long run but we also need to have a similar ban but for social media for anybody under 18

been watching porn on proxies for about a year anyway so im not missing much

>supports
no
>votes for
yes

yeah

do you like cats

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never watched porn before

What's the matter did daddy Jordan say don't look at le bad ideas?

Jordan Peterson, Jungian Archetypes and Masculinity
youtube.com/watch?v=c4cB5UdcaHo

Jordan Peterson Doesn't Understand Nazism
youtube.com/watch?v=b8AcmzqFdPM

Jordan Peterson | ContraPoints
youtube.com/watch?v=4LqZdkkBDas

Vote UKIP me

no, rorke votes UKIP

rorke doesnt vote at all you stupid, stupid paki

solid advice

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I'm very tall. I quite literally don't fit on planes

.Much would a train journey to say, Germany or Switzerland cost?

would support the Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

god im so fucking bored

i'm a porn addict
5 TB of JAV and counting

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the porn ban will just make us revert to a time when people used to send porn videos to each other in the playground via bluetooth

cant stop showering the house nigger in hot wet kisses while he's meant to be clearing the gutters. mum is going to go spare

porn ban but only for virgins

Looking forward to seeing how boomer tier this porn ban is
If its just a window you click or an overlay I will absolutely be HOOTING for days

get her pumped

let her know she still has it in her to arouse a young man such as herself and it will flatter her

t. expert and virgin

Business idea: use memes to instigate a second Troubles in Northern Ireland and then sell guns to both sides

getting conflicting reports here
ps why do you call me a paki I am british (was born here)

Peterson is too much of a far left globalist for me.

porn ban?
no problem

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Typical gamer gimp defending his virginous actions. You can't be saved

reckon you'd have more luck with this bait on Jow Forums or somewhere else.

you have to unironically go to the paki shop and show him your ID and tell him what category of porn you want and you get a £5 porn pass that lasts for 7 days

apparently the one they use in russia is exactly that, an overlay you can just use an element picker to get rid of

the site redirects you to a verification page until you log in

i'm 6'6 and i fit in ryanair seats
be quiet