/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

If you do that everything falls out

Is he?
Uhhh, got an instagram?

am hungry, frens

Not if you crush it IN not OUT. Trust me, if you saw me do it you'd literally go "oohhhhh"

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Never been and everyone I asked about it said it was overrated and their fries are bad, bad, bad

I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM, I JUST WANT TO SEE HIS 'GRAM, DUDE. SHIT. CAN A NIGGA APPRECIATE THE AESTHETIC OF A CHILD TONY PODESTA STYLE WITHOUT EVERYONE CALLING HIM A FUCKING PEDO FREAK? SHIT

my gf is 5'0" btw lol

I guess the last time I had it was 6 or so years ago but I remember the fries being quite good, and also a damn fine burger for the price

new bread

moron

Ah, based fellow petitie gf guy.

>their fries are bad, bad, bad
Their fries are good though, their burgers are pretty average

not a great thread

not a fan of burgers & fries because of heart disease

wendy's spicy chicken sandwich

in the mood for spicy boneless chicken wings

If your gf isn't at least 5'10 you're a soyboy nu-mal femboy sissy

unamerican post

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kind of want a big mac

high fat meal is not bad for you
high carb meal is not bad for you
high fat+carb meal is the real killer
carbs are what makes your body store the fat

>If your gf isn't at least 5'10 you're a soyboy nu-mal femboy sissy

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>not a fan of burgers & fries because of heart disease

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objective truth coming through

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>tfw taller girls instantly feel out of your league
why is it this way
i'm 6 feet too

it's true

Because they are instantly out of your league. Because they're taller than you.

when you say league do you mean like water depth measurements?

why does that matter

rly wanna fap bros... but my dick is red under the foreskin

It doesn't, I was just explaining why user was having those feelings

>but my dick is red under the foreskin
and?

i stopped eating fast food and now only eat at shitty delis. thanks for subscribing

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it'll only irritate it more and make the red last longer
or maybe worse if i go too hard...

looks good user, but i'd cut back on red meat and fried potatoes in risk of clogging your arteries!

Stop eating beef. Eat as much seafood as you can before it becomes irreversibly depleted.

girls
how are you

farm fish wont go away

...I think

sea dwellers are out friends

That's not actually mine I just posted something from google. This was actually what I usually get but I always post this

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oh
wish i enjoyed veggies

I obtain all my nutritional needs exclusively through cunnilingus.

They are, that's why we need to treat them with respect and stop destroying our oceans. They do taste very very good though.

thats gross
and stinky

>Stop eating beef

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>missed the chance to see one of my favorite bands live because I was moving into college the day of their concert
>they are already touring again and I'm going to have to miss them again because I'll be out of the country
REEEE

i'm 5'8 and girls taller than me are a turn off

It's really bad for the environment

low t

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you're going to jail mister

Same height my fellow shortfriend, if a girl is taller than me its not a turnoff, but I instantly don't even consider her as a potential partner because women just don't like men who are shorter than them. Although fucking a tall girl would be really hot.

>eating beef is bad for the environment

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In the library. The urge to shout something is bubbling. What’s happening to me

>foreskin
>current year
lmao

since when is 5'8 consider short???
nah, it is just not for me.

t. femoid or manlet in denial

I'm watching you

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>being shorter than 6'2

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I'm 5'7

I'm short too!!!

5'8 is like average

it's just ur brain lol

slipping back into this site after not posting in it for a while feels less foreign then I thought.

imagine being shorter than 6'6

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>rush limbaugh complaining about how he doesn't complain

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I’m afraid I’m going to start involuntarily barking or some shit.

t. lanklet

I'm 5'9
is that too tall or too small?

if i didn't have /cum/ i'd be completely alone
so thank you guys

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What idiot thought up to cover a sandwich with a bun on top?
By the way, on a slice of bread, you can leave only the cutlet and cheese, the salad can be eaten with a fork from the plate, it is much "smarter."

your welcome big boy

i get this anxiety before bed thinking i'll have insomnia and i can't sleep
so i have to realize it's my brain being a bitch and calm my thoughts down and start to think about trivial things, like a form of meditation
usually i fall asleep imagining a lewd scenario

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cum receptacle

Me on the side of the bed

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lol you're completely alone anyways, this place and the relationships you think you have here are illusory and essentially electronic hallucinations

get away from here newfag

what do you think that ass and pussy felt like on his dick?

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how mad are you rn

>this place and the relationships you think you have here are illusory
But that's all relationships

is that a guy or a girl?

fucking pathetic

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you shouldn't use the internet as a replacement for irl social interation pal

where do you go to socialize?

i don't know how to talk to people and fake interest in their interests

girl

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>t. depersonalized autist

the grocery store

just go to the grocery store

You’re a cuck. Just kys