Our country beats your country by every metric that matters. Norway is truly the greatest nation to live in on earth...

>muh HDI

But we have nukes and lenins corpse

more like nerdway

Its cold as fuck and days are short in winter. This alone disqualifies it and all your hdis and gdp per crapita are copes of the highest order

damn you even beat us on the 'countries under foreign rule for the longest time' list. how do you do it?!

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Burzum

If Norway is so great, why has Varg emigrated to France huh?

so how much better is your life just because your country is relevant?

>every metric that matters
>one metric that works only with poor countries
Ok discount håkan

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How about one of the most timeless songs that are ever going to exist?

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norway is great because varg emigrated and you such because he moved there.

Where are the suicide statistics?

I had no idea that a-ha were Norwegian. Crazy.

>so how much better is your life

you wouldn't understand

worldpopulationreview.com/countries/suicide-rate-by-country/

right here right waiting for you
youtube.com/watch?v=OVptq3uvP2s

Don't forget the homicide rate

>0 world cups

opinion discarded

messed with copypaste
>right here right waiting for you
Right Here Waiting (for you)
youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAE

touche

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Bergen is the music capital of northern Europe

Yes that is true actually

Yikes, it's so high in Finland. You're also the one who drinks the most.

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Isn't it pretty well established and agreed upon that Norway is amazing? I mean you're just being a dick and rubbing it in at this point t b h.

Yes, and too little people know! I live in his home town, and my mother forced her father once to follow their tour bus for an hour when she was a teen just to get their autographs. The entire band signed her shirt and gave her hugs at their stop. I think i've inherited her schizophrenia

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Your mom was probably their groupie

nords have such good understanding of their society the miserable ones rather kill themselfs than to bring down the happines score of their country.
unironicly its easyer to swallow a 12gauge than to tell your neighbour things are not so well at home. downside of living in a place full of introverts.

if finland controlled the entirety of siberia, things would be different on this planet

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Yes. Finland truly is eastern Europe of the Nordics. Sad.

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I like Röyksopp and Todd Terje. Also a friend of mine used to be Combichrist's drummer before MS fucked him up.

damn daddy trump is going to break down my door and suck my dick now

She's a fucking hag so it wouldnt surprise me
Ahhhhhhh i love Röyksopp, im excited other countries enjoy them too, it never really crossed my mind that they could have an international fanbase

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Yeah Röyksopp definitely isn't very well known here but indie music nerds will likely be familiar. Good shit, my man.

and just to rub it in even more, when your soldiers are out there hiding in their tanks or humvees or whatever and get shoot at. the little remote controlled gun turret on their roof with night vision and stuff that makes them shoot back without getting killed and make it home safely
>made with pride in norway.

I take no joy in the deaths of my fellow Americans who serve in the military but I also don't wish death upon a bunch of towelheads I've never met. We shouldn't be in their countries.

>I take no joy in the deaths of my fellow Americans

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>just nazis with oil.
We aren't nazis, this country is one of the most diverse countries in Europe.

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>norway profits off global warming (oil)
>invests the money into green energy industries
>profits off global warming, again

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>posting Adebisi
Based af.

What is Bergen city
>once it was whorehouse capital of Europe
>only 50 years ago it was the most polluted city in Europe. India style pollution with garbage everyehere

Oh yeah Norway has history

What is the U.S doing that high on the HDI index?

Half our population is on the coasts and would be higher if not for the other half.

You're right about that. Norway is much better than switzerland. Please don't come to switzerland, it's better to emigrate to norway

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I dont understand at all actually

We are a shithole actually youtu.be/lJjtsbEx6i8

>Our country beats your country by every metric that matters. Norway
Who?

You country looks like spermatozoid.

The South dragging the rest of America down, like always.

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How do you developed you as human?

>tfw even my state is lower than norway

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Beating my country by every metric is not an achievement to brag about in itself

What is California doing that high up? I thought they'd be worse

they would be worse when adjusted for inequality like IHDI

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at least we have mosques

*yawn*

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Inequality is a meme.

sure thing cletus

>Ireland 4th
>the place with fucked up economy (inb4 illiterate retards who don't know why I'm saying this tell me huuuur but they be growing a lot!)
>lots of schools literally falling down
>fucking 4th

Yeah nah.
>Wikpedia
WOw it's nothing.

>Canada ahead of Japan
>same for NZ

kek

it is made by the UN macaco

Fuck off

How about your try using actual words to back up that greentext of yours.

Piety is the only metric that matters.

we're coming for you, oil boy

>t. couldn't fight their way out of a wet paperback even with full support of global powers
soft

>largest religious group in half of the top 16 is Catholic
based

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>largest religious group of the most relevant country in the top 5 is atheist.

its a couple of years ago since the number of non-religious passed 50% in the best contry.
>we dont even use the word atheist. you are either religious or just normal.

>atheism is a religion

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I think Sweden beats you in grenade attacks per capita.

I wish I was Norwegian

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youtube.com/watch?v=bmatItacEvM

what field will give me the best chance of getting into norway?

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just working. any trade takes foreigner who have some minimum skill but as a us citizen you have to go through some more paperwork.