Countries as people

If countries were people, how would they look like according to you?

For me, Malawi is a little black girl with a cute smile.

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She's really cute. I want one.

Korea

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What country would pic related be?

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US would be the neckbeard who has to comment on everything and correct people if they pronounced something a bit wrong

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Belarus is a babushka with a gun

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Israel?

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mexico

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Really shitty photoshop desu, do better next time.

But at the same time he's a low IQ autist himself that just makes himself look bad

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He would be a big, strong, tough guy on the outside, but somewhere deep within himself, he knows he's a friendless loser. He copes by ignoring most of the criticism thrown at him,

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Maldives is a sassy Desi girl who parties at night with her retarded friends but she secretly loves reading about quantum mechanics.

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Maldives should be a part of India so I can sniff cute Maldivian bussies and footbussies again......

estonia

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Spain is a young handsome guy studying journalism during day and working as bartender at night. He's from a small town and moved to Madrid for school. He's afraid of commitment and never call again girls he fucked.

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Based

Djibouti is an Afar warrior living in a small village with his 2 wives, he didn't tell this to anyone but he doesn't really believe Allah is real.

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Mexican posters are creepy

far-right's Brazil would be a police officer that loves to kill minorities after they commit any kind of crime

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englaaaand

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