Ask a drunk Kurd anything

Is the land of my ancestors a place with nice nature to live in?

I’m colour blind. I can’t tell between orange and red

Yes, very comfy and nice nature. It’s our naow caucasus wh#te boi

all of turkey will be kurdish land in 20 years.

we have taken over kars already. mashallah

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Fuck i just realized that i wrote pasta twice, while i meant one of them to be potato. The Fingol understood me though

how is it only having one pair of grandparents?
how many toes do you have?
do you take care of your eyebrow?
do people mistake you for indian?
can you speak without sounding like you're sucking a cock?
It was rainy the other day and I walked through a field, I thought I was stepping through mud but really I stepped on a k*RDshit and crushed his spine. Wasn't my fault he was so short and had the complexion of mud, but then he shouted at me in his throat-gag voice and said "uLEENNN KACHUL LENNNNN BIJI XURDSTAN AMK...."

Sorry about killing your father btw, but I couldn't let him defile and rape his own family goat. At least your mothers death will be swift and only with a few kicks in the teeth when I do my military service. It's not like they're smart enough to not be apathetic anyway.

o-ok, I'm glad you like it

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Inshallah brother

it's not fair to say that the k*Rdish birthrate is going up when they all die during infancy anyway

also they have all have a bride as long as they have a sister or cousin so they don't have to waste time finding one

Tick tock tick tock.

oh hey T*rk boi. whats that noise you ask? why its the t*rk genocide clock counting down and down.

you see your silly turanid race destroyed many people and you gave us their lands thinking we would assimilate.

now your race will get BLACKED by the true kara boga you gook cucks.

Tick tock tick tock..... turk

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The grandparents of my fathers side are both dead, and my mothers mother is dead, you fucker.

Ten

No, but i wish

I’m a Kurd not an Arab

:3 what did you drink?
Also are you the swede i interacted with last month? I am the syrian arap

And yes i do take care of my eyebrows, but only moderately. An excess of testosterone has it’s drawbacks

I don’t remember anyone mentioning being a syrian arab that i interacted with

Whiskey

if you really had high testosterone you would realise that dextrotestosterone is the one that controls bodyhair and such

despite its name it has no real equivalence to testosterone, meaning you can be incredibly effiminate and have a lot of bodyhair and a unibrow, this is common in women as well, i've seen many k*Rdshit mothers with it.

>The grandparents of my fathers side are both dead, and my mothers mother is dead, you fucker.
you only have one pair keko

you know the word keko? it's a k*Rdish word, the only loanwoard we turks took from you! it means brother in k*Rdshit or something but in Turkish it means retard :)

>ten
are you including the ones that are webbed as 2 or 1?

>No, but i wish
Yes I'd rather be a poo than a COMPLETE subhuman

>I'm a Kurd not an Arab

ok even without memes or any bias or hatred, k*Rds use their throat to speak a lot. In Turkish there are no sub-guttural or guttural sounds whatsoever, however k*Rds insist to sound like they're sucking a dick 24/7. You might as well be Arab, unfortunately I actually like Arabs more. They have a concept of humanitarianism and respect.

complete meme, those figures are false, I know many many many Turks from Diyarbakir (the so-called "Kurdish Capital") that admit there are many k*Rds there but it's more like 40% rather than the majority. And that's the fucking capital.

Why don't you go back?

Well fuck, this thread is dead now, archived godd bye. Should have asked more questions you filthy weaboo degenerates

Would you like an anti-turkish greek-armenian-kurdish alliance?

Why don't you go back?

>greek
despite many of our problems with our relationship, I fully believe Greekoids wouldn't side with subhumans even if they do hate us.

They hate us but we are still their brother, k*Rds are just monkeys however and I'm sure the Greeks have no sympathy for inbred animals.

also I mean to correct myself above, I meant Dihydrotestosterone not dextrotestosterone.

>lel only kurdish loanword
You fucking sun language shamed “turcic” cockroach should crawl under your rock. So many loanwords from persians and arabs

about 7% from persian and arabic combined

even higher percentage from french
but kurdish? where?
ah yes
keko

hello keko :)
we like to call k*Rdish whores that when they are riding our dicks infront of their husbands (brothers)

>i’d rathet be poo than complete subhumans

Recognize your superiors “turk”. A much successful race than yours. Or are you delusional?

omg i’m so upset mustaffa özgür olüm

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>A much successful race than yours. Or are you delusional?

>doesn't even have a country
>there are videos and news articles about kurdish families dying from electric shock all at once due to trying to steal electricity every single week
>inbreeding is still as common as a handshake in k*Rdish culture
>literally the same thing as gypsies
>all (every single one) honour killings done in Turkey coincidentally are done in the south-east or by "kurdish-turkish" as wikipedia likes to call them
>has no industry, innovation, scientific genius or EVEN literary genius whatsoever
>his language (which is barely spoken by its native people btw) is a mixture of turkish, arabic, with funny dick-sucking voices and out of place letters
>every successful k*Rd has always been half-breed
>literally ooga-booga african tribal tier
>every diaspora labour worker in Europe from the 60s are from k*Rdish villages

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP STOP ROASTING HIM
ITS ENOUGH
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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But to answer your question, no i would’nt mind

youtu.be/vxfiy8S-XLM

Was hinting at indians you sub-100 iq retard

>turk loses his absolute shit and makes large posts with capital letters that only insult the other party

My bad, I thought the only people who thought Indians are successful were the Indians.

Even the k*Rd recognises poos (which have no value whatsoever) are more valuable than k*Rds. Good on you guys!

>t. brown "wh*Te aryan" man

>does’nt have a country
How does it feel not getting gangbanged at every imaginable side turkroach

>I'd rather be a poo than a COMPLETE subhuman
Isn't it obvious? Nobody wants to be a Turk.

Imagine being so fucking retarded. Indians have a greater agency over the world and greater infuence over america than you. Imagine having goat herders picked over you despite bing in nato

>How does it feel not getting gangbanged at every imaginable side turkroach
you really are drunk

you just insinuated that you go through the struggle of getting gangbanged at every imaginable side and are accusing me of not knowing the pain

holy fuck, you are a based k*Rdshit, i appreciate your IQ and the fact you basically insult yourself

Kurds may have their issues with Turks, to put it lightly, but they also don't like kafir and would never in a trillion years ally with Armenoids lmao.

>being a turk

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for every million there must be a star even amongst subhumans :)

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either way im going to get high and probably call a girl over to suck my dick

it does make me feel good knowing that k*Rds are so buttmad they talk about us and dedicate their life to us constantly, while we rarely think about them unless we see them, thats how irrelevant they are

dios mio...

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>claming that all surounding neighbours are agaisnst you and that’s why you don’t have a country
>self depricating
I never expected turks to be this retarded. Are you a falsflagging australian aboriginal?

When will they learn
Needs more greek and less central asian

biji biji brori

it wasn't a metaphor, i meant you probably do get gangbanged at every imaginable side

its the price u pay when ur the weakest of ur tribal oogabooga clan, the men get tired of fucking their sisters so they pass you around instead

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!

>Buhuhuhu pkk Are doing such horrible things to us why does the west hate ous we are white and european

The irony

you're just rambling saying random dumb shit now k*Rdshit

go mate with your sister, gotta get those birthrate numbers up (doesnt really matter since they die at infancy anyway)

Dios mío, el circasiano asimilado, el turco turano. El laz musulmán, unión de kurd y árabe.

Yes, we are very jealous if who fucks our women that we comit honorkillings on outsiders who dare comminicate with our women, also we’re. You selfconflicting mutt.

>also we commit incest
Fuck whiskey

>we are very jealous if who fucks our women that we comit honorkillings on outsiders who dare comminicate with our women, also we’re.
what does this even mean subhuman?

your brain is too low IQ to communicate properly?
can't speak English? even growing up in scandinavia? yikes...

to add to that my 2 years of german class in highschool probably means that my german is better than your kurdish

that epic gamer bro moment when you lack the traditional number of grandparents

>
Can’t even deciffer drunken ramblings
Lmfao at this low iq
>actually Australian aboriginal
Turk

it looks like to me that you just admitted you commit incest

I can't speak subhuman retard, why are you drinking by yourself at your computer? I'm high as a kite right now but I can still communicate properly. Is this K*Rdish bigbrain coming into play?

>traditional by svennebög standards
Who cares but you

>it looks like to me that you just admitted you commit incest
What?
>why are you drinking by yourself at your computer
I’m on my phone. Haven’t you figured out that yet you retard?

ok say you're with your friends and you're drinking

why are you on your phone on Jow Forums why don't you just drink with your friends and have a good time? believe it or not i don't actually hate k*Rds, i do hate retarded cels like you that get drunk by themselves like a sad loser, then post k*Rdish nationalist shit when you don't even have a nation and don't deserve one

i've met lots of k*Rds that support Turkey and don't treat people like shit when they're in no position being subhuman and all, i actually like those ones

>tl;dr get off Jow Forums, enjoy yourself and your time with your friends if you're drinking, being drunk and argumentative is a recipe for disaster
you're most likely ignoring your friends rn for Jow Forums or you seem very weird to them at least, loosen the fuck up retard

ok heja dalkurd

>and then post kurdish nationalist shit like this
Omg, you’re actually retarded. It’s not like i take this seriously or something. If you don’t hate kurds then we’re fine, just don’t take anything on Jow Forums so fucking serously

Based and redpilled

unfortunately i have met kurdish people that are like this irl and its the same equivalent of a """wh*Te"""" american on Jow Forums going deus vult but doing it irl

if you're not like that irl then that's fine

anyway go enjoy drinking with your buddies man, get off Jow Forums its probably bumming you out if you're drunk

It’s not bumming me out
And also why do you think im not some sad lonely lose that is phoneposing?

Also deus vult and sheiiit the two first crusades we’re totaly not pointless an sheiiiit

Will PKK and Erdogan make peace after the Turkish municipal elections at the end of the month? I have a good feeling about it, no more election cycles for years.

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ErDOGan will do what gives him the most votes and support, so no.

why do you think you're sad lonely loser user?

don't drink by yourself man, smoking weed doesn't have to be social you should do that instead but if you really don't have any friends then i think you can make some at a bar/pub if you want to do it while drinking

glad you agree erDOGan is a prick

I don’t really care if i have friends, also i’m pretty self depricating for the sake of entertaning myself. Also you speak as if getting ahold of weed is easy, although bu my understanding it is’nt

im sure if u walk at a park you will smell it, then you ask where they get it from

that is only if ur in a country where its not as easy to get hold of, in england you can ask a random stranger in public and they will give u a dealer

also u sound pretty tired of life man, get a hobby or travel or some shit

does kurdistan exist?

Advice for a white incel neet?

i think the main reason people like you are incels or neets are because you overthink the consequences too much and worry yourself

if you feel as if you have nothing to lose you are more likely to try new things and achieve new things

aka if you don't give a fuck what you say and if you get rejected then you are more likely to chat bollox to a girl and she is more likely to be attracted to your confidence = win win

also dont be wh*Te

I’m sure i could get ahold of weed if i’m itrested but i’m not much so
In my heart
Go outside and generate an alpha aura that will atract femmoids. Or just be filthy rich

why arent you fighting for it if you want it so much?

>I’m sure i could get ahold of weed if i’m itrested but i’m not much so
there's a reason why hashish is smoked in muslim traditions but alcohol isn't

alcohol makes you feel like shit if you see something even slightly triggering or it makes you sad, or even if not the next day you feel like total shit
weed will make you ignore the triggering shit and just enjoy yourself, and it wears off as if nothing ever happened, you can do it again as much as you want without fear of being sick or overdosing and dying

its also a really nice translucent state to clear your cloudy mind and individually pick apart your problems and find solutions to them, when im drunk my brain is just really clouded and i don't know what i'm doing (cheated on my girlfriend 3 times and just instantly regretted it while being too drunk to know what i was doing)

while i think the PKK are scum i think he needs to fight for something
from what im reading it seems like user isnt very happy and doesn't have much goals in life, if he goes to fight for something he believes in i think he'll actually be happy

I want it as much as you want khosovo, youpiece of shit. Don’t judge me

>alcohol will give you negative emotion
Not for me, except for the emotion to piss. Also i don’t feel like going througj the hassle to get hashashin’ shieet

its cheaper too, you'd enjoy it especially with a nargile/shisha/hookah

yeah but for you its actually somewhat possible.
unless the americans fuck you over yet again

>unless the americans fuck you over yet again
It’s a definate

I’m actually clueless on how to get “hash”, as how it is called in swedish

if you have moroccan friends then just ask them since they have it 100% of the time

otherwise go to parks and stuff, ask cigarette smokers (since u have to smoke it with tobacco, in america they don't but only they don't) if they know where you can get some hashish

it's not like asking for crack, hashish/weed is commonly accepted culture in most parts of the world and isn't seen as a dangerous drug in normal places (at least by young generations) (i even had a 70 year old man give me his weed dealer)

how it works in england is you ask if they know where you can get some weed and then they give u a number and tell you to text them and say that [persons name] sent you

and then that dealer will call you and you can say if you want to buy now or later and how much u wanna buy and how much is it

(standard price for hash here is £5 p/gram, weed is £10 p/gram, idk about other countries)

weed is actually very illegal in england but if u showed ur weed to a police officer he will just try to ignore or say "thats nice mate" or something, and sweden is more progressive than england so i doubt you will run into any trouble asking anyone

>sweden is more progressive than england
Yet sweden is more autistic about weed
I knee an maroccan person from class long ago, but that is about the only connection i have to an moroccan
tripsavvy.com/marijuana-in-sweden-1626765

thats fucking bullshit man, at least with hashish it doesnt smell actually and its very small so you should be alright in your own house

if you ask that moroccan guy on facebook or some shit you will definitely get some

I’d rathet stick to alcohol, what is familiar is what is the best for me. No need for wierd moroccan hash networks.

ne istersen bro
stay safe and be happy don't do this too much
i know a guy that does this, i come around and get drunk with him so he has company because im worried about him

I don’t do this much. Last time i did this was two weeks ago. Also im still typing, im fine, but still drinking

Do you wish Saddam had gassed more kurds? I do.

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Aren't Kurds just Iranians?

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I don’t give a shit’. As a kurd, you’ld have to be severely brain damaged to get triggered by sadam, since he was just the arab equivalent of stalin, not hitler. Also, he died a humiliating death at the hands of the mutts anyways

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I was in Izmir a few years ago. I saw a young woman with the most beautiful blue eyes I had ever seen. Someone told me that she was a Kurd. Are all your women so beautiful.

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Perhaps, i don’t care anyway

>humiliating
>went out like a courageous lion looking his enemies in the eyes while they were behaving like a wild pack of monkeys

Also he was too nice to kurds. He gave you "people" an autonomous government, made kurdish an official language, and basically industrialised all of kurdistan from the oil he nationalised. If he was actually brutal towards you and wiped you out the way you lie that he did, things would be way better. There's even a video clip of him supporting kurdish autonomy in turkey. He should have just crushed you all and treated you the way turkey did.