/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

>tfw made a second one like a minute after you
Fugg :DD

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>being an earlyshitter too

rather have a persian girlfriend

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remember that time a year or so ago when images weren't working and catposter posted an ASCII version of that cat

laughed quite a bit at that

youtube.com/watch?v=9YqhhPGe8eM
feelin' down tonight.

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no

I liked converting pictures of lolis to ASCII and posting them during that.

I always wanted a girlfriend
but they have always been mean to me

wasnt asking you

or instagram accounts

You will accept it for what it is?
The perfect gimmick?

When I make the early threads, I typically don't advertise them till we reach the bump limit. Also I just learned about the Lost Franklin expedition from my Eskimo friend in Canada, whose tribe actually met some of the "survivors"

girl on the left is ugly.

I don't mind her having an IG personally. So long as she isn't posting immodest pics.

Yang will become the next president.

Screenshot this post.

Thigh tattoos always look like shit

Autism tbph

You're wrong, kid.

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Who the hell is Yang?

you don't mind a girl getting her shit liked by a thousand guys on the daily and going like "wow you look cute"? what the fuck dude that's soft-cuckery

feel like crawling underneath my bedsheets and staying there forever.

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hi /cum/ how r u ~?

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Is the king a cuck because his queen is seen and admired by all the men in the country?

its true. she almost looks like a man.

hey leaf
i don't give a fuck. eat it

>tfw Bernie is on the right of me
youtu.be/diDt3ZA7NyE

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You don't know what you're talking about, cuckcel.

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there's a difference between radiating beautifully next to your imperial husband in a court where no one would dare talk about your lips around their penis in the comments, and posting pictures of yourself in shorts on instagram by yourself without your boyfriends involvement for the admiration of spics across the globe and your own petty self-esteem hits

You have a point, but I still think IG account is a very minor flaw.

girl on the right is ugly.

i once pretended to like this band because my ex-girlfriend liked it.
goddamn I hated this dude's vocals so much.
youtube.com/watch?v=poZLiypLJzQ

She isn't. She'd be a 7/10 if she didn't wear that horrible makeup.

I disagree, it's pretty big when your girl is seeking validation and garnering praise and attention from other males. Shouldn't you be enough? It sends a bad message. And even if it is minor, minor things like that grow and she wants more, pretty soon she has a few guy friends, and we all know where that leads

Walking home
Starting to rain
Need to shite
(Quite urgently so)

real tired of late night poos upsetting my stomach right before i want to go to sleep

Lose your virginity first autism freak

She could have motivations beyond attention seeking, such as IG being an aspect of her job. Also her having an IG when we meet has nothing to do with me not being enough.

How come getting a gf is easy for everyone else

why do german women have such masculine jawlines

You present another problem, if IG is part of her job, she's essentially a stripper even if she doesn't take racy pics, it's the same. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't date a stripper.

And there isn't any other reason then getting attention and dopamine hits from likes. But lets pretend there is one, she's still putting herself in front of other men for them to admire, and for her to engage with in the comments, without you. How many guys does she need telling her she's cute? The answer should be just one

Bite my dick

Well said

In my case, it's easy for others because they pursue easy and loose women. I have standards.

>if IG is part of her job, she's essentially a stripper
Models are not strippers. Ease up on the memes.

The idea is the same. She's making money with her body and it depends on the admiration of men, what's the difference between that and being a stripper? I'd say... not a whole lot

If you got little over half an hour to kill, suggest you listen to this
soundmakers.ca/soundstreams-commissions/terror-erebus-henry-kucharzyk

there's no such thing as a masculine jawline

>depends on the admiration of men
Men are buying a lot of women's clothing and accessories?

Come now, friend, lets not pretend we haven't both jacked off to underwear models, you and I are beyond such pleasantries

How does me jacking off to models make them dependent on me? How do they benefit in any way?

cope.

Yeah when I was 10 lol
Then I discovered hardcore porn on vhs

Her job is dependent on her body my friend, which means there are people whose job it is to size her up and down and go "yes, perfect. put her in this corset"

Are you suggesting that because it's a few fashion coordinators and a photographer that it doesn't matter if these men ogle her and sometimes touch her body? I'm grimacing at the thought, personally

Wtf

idiots jack off to toes and shit nowadays

>avoiding the question
I will chalk this up as my win.

twitter.com/sokane1/status/1103421841505505280?s=19

the president has Alzheimer's

Jacking off to IG chicks is for toddlers
Real men whack it to anal gaping

>literally saying it's okay if her job depends on a handful of men liking her body instead of a few thousand
I will also chalk this up as a win, since even one other man admiring the intimates of my woman is enough to earn him a beating

Cope for what?
I don't fap to them, but I do have a lot of IG photos in my breeding vessel folders.

are you gonna miss daddy trudeau

I think your gfs a hot piece of ass

>if you look at my woman I'm a cuck!
Very insecure.

Ah, but you see, you haven't seen her ass because she isn't an instgram THOOOOOOOT

almost done with season 9, frens

If her job is getting men to look at her body like a stripper then yes I'm a cuck for dating her in some measure, since she is making a living from her body like a prostitute

Trying to convince the gf to move downtown and pay $1800/month for a one bedroom apartment

Wrong
You’d be an alpha male for fucking a prime fuckslut

finally.

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Everyone laughs at the guy who dates strippers, bud

Cringe if she did

Strippers are trash and most definitely not prime fucksluts

I smell a cuckold

You smell an alpha papi chupando

>cringeposting

Watching pulp fiction right now
ama

Movie sucks and Shitrantino sucks

uhh, inglourious basterds was really good
don't know about pulp diction tho

not sleeping before 11 pm.

do people still use redditflags?

Am laying down slaying kurasks in OSRS.

Might make peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_BuTIkHCwRM

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recently trimmed my beard down into a french beard like pic related after growing that shit out for 8 months
when I get stressed or angry I do impulsive things like this

what’s the last impulsive thing you’ve done?

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If you don't feel my groove, better move out
If you don't fit the mood, what are you out

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>tfw that's how I shave mine always

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That’s pretty gay looking

...

bought dead or alive 6 :/

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away