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send her over here
you simply will not be able to satisfy her

you can't even satisfy your parents

lmao she looks like a tranny with all that makeup

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mental illness how can she think she looks good

Errrrr she's fucking lifting, looks like one of those ru paul drag queens lmao

looks like one of the golden saints from the shivering isles

giving her too much credit there

looks like an attractive female who I, and everyone else here would have sex with given the opportunity.
despite her overdone makeup

I've shagged, and am shagging better looking than that. She's a plastic looking slag bitch

response to body dysmorphia

Lmao look at them eyes, honestly terrifying

be quiet
you'd suck the dirt from under her toenails if she said you were allowed

might wank with my willy out the window tonight
could be a bit naughty

had a dream about lachlan last night lads

would have sex with but wouldn't be seen out with

Only met a handful of blondes I've liked and she looks like one of those who would be stuck up her own arse, narcissistic, and her head need splitting open with an eddie stobart truck

name on diego

i wouldn't and im volincel

Literally me

Just took a mean shit lads

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how does the white guy in uk grime and drill videos get into the gang

Muslims beat the benders in Birmingham then.

THAILAD!

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I wish Emma Watson was my gf.

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sexed in

yeah
wonder why it's not front page BBC news
wonder if it would have been more widely reported were it white people protesting LGBT in schools

My parents never have a fuck about me having girls stay round providing they knew them. Don’t think they would have been happy if I was bringing one night stands home though, I lived in the countryside so that wasn’t really an option anyway.

how many different pairs of chebs have you played with

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eating of bowl of porridge

Been dating a girl for 3 months and still haven't found a good opportunity to tell my parents.

So are the fags actually going to do anything? I thought that shit was mandatory now

'far right nazis intimidate helpless primary school into forced bigotry' or some shit

i'm not homealone
I have a gf
I don't know why people feel the need to try to impress others with an unrealistic standard of women on here.
you would all shag her if propositioned
most chad types would shag her
she's above average

her makeup and general style are horrible so what. she's attractive and obviously knows her way around a penis

is she non-white

>the neonazis are the muslims agree on certain issues
tis a clown world at times

I like to look at a woman’s knickers.

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She's white as fuck.

I don't know
It's not really being reported on
Last I heard the school dropped it and the Muslims won

Have any of the Australians here ever shagged an abo?

I don't think you can, it's like having sex with a disabled person

>i'm not homealone

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My ex had no tits, it was basically like a guys chest but with big nipples. She was really self conscious of it and used to contour on boob lines. She’s had a boob job now though.

is she ugly

god I wish that were me

chad larping mong
you're probably a virgin yourself if you're too insecure to admit you'd fuck her in an instant.

grim grim grim

Red Emma Watson to take a sledgehammer to my bollocks.

no

literal demon

Why do people here forget that people from third world countries are basically hillbillies and are they surprised they don’t like gays.

>Red
*Need

then whats the hold up

I don't think anyone is surprised really.
Not even lefties.
They just wont say anything about it because they're hypocrites and cowards

Ah yes thanks for the correction there, was very confused for a moment what your post meant!
Glad we got that cleared up

Listening to music

I don't know, it's just a hard thing to mention and they probably won't shut up about her ever again.

>y-you're p-p-p-probably a v-v-virgin!!!
thanks for letting me know that you're just a weird incel troll doing some copes

listening to music is more bluepilled than gaming

Not gay but would definitely fuck a cute twink if the opportunity presented itself

don't understand how the deadpool movies make so much money when only 18+ are allowed to see them

whatever
you're the copelord pretending to be above an obviously attractive woman

1, barely

just wait for it to come up naturally then

>youre a virgin
>no youre a virgin
>no im not you incel
Please lads I implore you
Just one day without this farce

your mums when you were a baba?
haha

>I shag
>no, I shag, you do not
>no, the reverse
riveting

sounds more like a nightmare

I honestly wouldn't shag her
not that she's above or below me or anything
I can just instantly tell that I would not like to spend a nanosecond with that individual in person
she's vapid
she's ugly
>inb4 "UHHH NO SHES B E A UUUTIFUL!!!"
nah I had a look at her insta
she's hideous
she's wearing far too much makeup and just looks stupid
she has this crazy eyes as well so she's clearly mentally ill
there would be literally zero talking points between me and her
>b-but you'd still shag her
no I don't do one night stands
I'd rather have more intimate and emotional sex with someone I actually care about

i don't shag

No haha no

yeah same

if only you knew how bad things really were

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thought about shagging but decided against it

Fuck off virgin

take a walk incel

Sad to think the USA used to be the most progressive country in the world, Euros actually *envied* us

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thought about shagging but have no say in it

Why do people here refuse to believe that some /brit/ posters do infact shag? I would wager this general has more normies than most of the site.

oh fuck that's exactly what he asked you to stop doing and you did it directly at him hahahaha oh my god take my gold you beautiful human

I shagged and vowed never to shag again

Thailad is a confirmed shagger. The rest of you I'm not so sure.

i'm busting a nut to watch straps

i cant shag

same

problematic posters
>long-term virgins who think Jow Forums is their safe space
>single children who bang on about boring exaggerated sexual escapades

decent posters
>self-aware and ashamed, unfortunate virgins
>men in long-term relationships

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low IQ homunculus always project themselves onto others

decent poster reporting in

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