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bring back the empire edition

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The nu match

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Going to set off for work soon

Wonder how many of my fuck ups will catch up with me today?

bit grim lad

Prison for strikers,
Bring back the cat,
Kick out the niggers,
How about that?

Trade with the Empire,
Ban the Obscene,
Lock up the Commies,
God Save the Queen

hows /chebsgf2019/ going user

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she's a big fatty boom boom

honestly when i look back on my life i laugh at how pathetic i am lol

Haven't seen an ethnic in days.

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reminder that no-one on /brit/ is allowed to talk about having a girlfriend because two mentally ill foreigners posted their faces and they were below average

me except 14
gave me one year of being non-manlet which only made it worse

this but i can't laugh

I think she’s cute

right is a very good example of girl next door pretty

>/gf2019/
Absolute fucking disaster mate.

looks like whatshername off of Gogglebox and then every ITV show

just dissociate

was 5'2 at 13

am 5'10 at 21 (still a manlet)

sometimes I'm away from /brit/ for a while and I update the thread and I've missed like 150 posts
I try to catch up with the thread by reading them quickly but then I stop and realise none of these posts ultimately matter
the conversations, the topics, they'll all be forgotten by the next thread

Sweet whispering willows

Nothing on this site matters

i was 5ft or something at 13

now i'm 6'2 at 20

only on autistic websites like Jow Forums is 5'10 manlet
nobody irl has ever been given grief for being 5'10

Since we are tinder posting rate my latest match.

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nothing on this planet matters

Currently 6'1 at 23
Constantly being mogged by zoomers.

You have considerably less than 28,000 days to find someone to spend the rest of your life with

Lol

reminder that despite the literal definition of the word average, if you haven't shared your face with fucking Jow Forums of all places then it must be because you're ugly and therefore must be a virgin as well
it is utterly inconceivable that the invisible majority have average looks and therefore shag

Dave look! A virgin gamer right behind you!
*clatters him in the back of the head when he turns around*

Now this isn't true, and I disagree with it
If nothing ultimately matters, you should kill your friends and family.

yes yes you've had sex very interesting

Loveless no family virgin runtoid cope

I wish the british empire came back just to have a cunt more powerfull than the mutts

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you are a zoomer though you fucking virgin faggot

it's mental how tall today's zoomers are. i left school in 2014 and even back then i don't remember all the lads being like 6'2 plus. it's like the government started adding growth hormones to vaccines after 1999 or something

>the invisible majority
so people who aren't posting on Jow Forums? LOL

Got a date on Sunday, spoke to her on the phone already and that went well so wish me luck lads.

That's a face made for sucking my dick

that's just dumb

Yes that's absolutely right virgin if you're not a virgin you've posted a photo of yourself on Jow Forums and everyone that hasn't done this is a virgin like me

YEAH

irish name

you might need a profile picture back on your home site but actually the whole point of Jow Forums is nobody knows what you look like

>spoke to her on the phone
people do this?

Reading "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and quite enjoying it desu. What does that say about me as a person?

yet people here continue to blog about their lives

Decent looking people don't feel the need to ask strangers for validation on their looks. They're already aware of how they look

start my new barclays toil soon lads

strangely enough i'm actually somewhat excited as the novelty of being a NEET has worn off

4channel should have profile pictures and turn into a social media 2bh

you have average taste. not sure how kundera entered the zeitgeist the way he did in the early 90s. he's kinda like murakami but more talented.

>reminder that despite the literal definition of the word average, if you haven't shared your face with fucking Jow Forums of all places then it must be because you're ugly and therefore must be a virgin as well
I have posted my face on here repeatedly, I'm surprised I've not been doxxed
Usually I'm rated as average

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>what is social media

lol gimp

this but the profile pictures require id verification

mental how when people have the opportunity to converse about any topic within the umbrella of British culture, they talk about their own experiences and opinions
you'd think they'd talk about world war two, American politics and foreigner literature like the virgins we all are, right?

i mog you

Think she wanted to check I wasn’t a catfish seeing as I have no social media

can tell you are a manlet

those aren't strangers you redditspacing ugly mong and were obviously not referring to females posting their faces are we?

above average but you already knew that

what's you job role?

twink/girl

ahh and a catfish wouldn't be able to use a phone because they don't work underwater
clever girl

fair enough, like I said, I'm rated average

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shaggin your ma

What's with the jaundice, lad?

is she peng? i can't imagine a peng girl putting in that much effort

I consider you ugly to be fair, you look like a pig (no offence)

not sure. Partial kraut ancestry and I've heard a lot of krauts look yellow

yeh he's got that ugly snivelling little kevin bacon look hasnt he

welsh phenotype. Gaels don't have brown eyes and weak chins

why would I post my face here just to be told im ugly

thats alri, I'm not treated as ugly irl

I think youre better than average

10 modern day soldiers could defeat 1000 colonial soldiers

now this is strawman worthy of a farmer.

Not sure what brit you post on but people talking about what they've had for dinner or some banal anecdote about people no one knows is not british culture. Think it's very bizarre that you think the legacy of world war 2 isn't british culture but maybe you aren't from here.

I’ve posted my face here but with most of my features covered and most people seemed to think I looked pretty good aside from taking the piss out of my piercings.

If you're not insecure you won't mind criticisms
im the yellow lad btw

Virgins fuck off

Go make your own thread on r9k

why do women care about their eyebrows so much

women usually do have weaker chins

any HOI4 lads in?

102452504
Fuck off

102452504
Fuck off

Actually really peng, seems really nice as well proper gf material. Have to see how it goes though.

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whats the cheb situation

because if you're good looking enough to have sex that compels you to post your picture apparently despite most pictures also apparently being ugly?
christ matey really didn't make any sense, did he

I told my ex hers looked like slugs and she hit me

I'm Barack Obama, and I'm gay.

must have a willard or some crazy deformity

gave it a crack a while ago and found it boring
no matter who you play as the games will end the same way (you win)