Did you know Norway not only has ONE language but THREE?

did you know Norway not only has ONE language but THREE?
there are three main languages i Norway.

bokmål::
>common writing system based of danish.

nynorski
>an attempt at creating a profoundly "norweigan" written language

kebabnorsk
>meaning "kebab norweigan", it is a language heavily influenced by arab immigrants. this, some say, is the future of the norweigan language.

let's look at a sentence in all three languages, shall we?

english
>i like dogs and im not afraid to say it!

bokmål:
>jeg digger honder og er sgu ikke bange for å si det!

nynorski
>egar likjarar hundi og arar sku isjkja bangarar forar å siarar dei

kebabnorsk
>ey, brusjan, fock hondar walla kebap mannen
does your country have as many languages?

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Yes we have too many languages

æ tælæ nydænsgæ

The only thing I care about is that it's because of Norway I get to eat Bacalhau,that's enough for.me.

Very interesting

>nynorsk
absolutely disgusting

based

Norway is the superior Scandinavian country and I wish I lived in Stavanger

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Slovene has three written standards

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Norway has only one language; dyslexic Danish.

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Portugal has two official languages (portuguese and mirandese) and I could bet that we're one of the countries with the most accents/dialects per km2.

fuck off tugas you already invaded luxembourg and switzerland go colonise something else

>dialects
Know of any good maps on the subject?

so. much. bullshit.

We have 6 official languages
>bokmål
>nynorsk
>Northern Sami
>Southern Sami
>Lule Sami
>kebabnorsk
Kven, Romani and Yiddish are also recognized minority languages

Wtf is a bange

here's one about languages

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We don’t call our dialects different languages. Fun fact: Some moravian dialects have german loanwords from old german that are no longer used in modern german.

Well I meant a map of Portuguese dialects but this is an interesting one, too, albeit a bit small.

nobody asked you gypsies for your opinion

Just from wikipedia, but I still find it oversimplified. Just in Lisbon you can point out like 4 accents. Every island in the Azores is quite different from the other.

Until recently, all parts of Portugal were very isolated from each other, at first due to eternally shitty infrastructure and education, and during the fascist times also as a deliberate political tool. This led to a lot of individual development of the way in which people from different places spoke, despite being close to each other. Someone from Alto Alentejo sounds wildly different from someone from the Beira-Baixa.

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>be brown tuga
>y-you gypsies

its not an opinion, its a warning if you infest another country with your gypoid lazy ppl you will be punished

>A hungarian using the term "tuga"
God, how far is this gonna go?

I find it the case with how linguists categorise our dialects, too. The central ones (Upper and Lower Carniolan) are always shown as having minimal subdivisions for some reason. I don't know too much about Lower Carniolan but there are several areas that you could divide Upper Carniolan in. And that's ignoring local variations which would be hard to show on a map

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What about saami?

Wow, but that's a much better map than any I've ever seen about Portugal, I really should dig deeper.
Very interesting, didn't know Slovenia was so rich. I recall a girl I used to work in a club with talking about how the accent in the rural parts around Ljubljana was already much different from the one in Ljubljana.

Sami*

It's a city so it's only natural but regardless, Ljubljana sits right in the middle between three regions so depending on what direction you would go out of the city, there would be some vastly different dialects. Southern Upper Carniolan is pretty mild compared to the kind we speak further up but there's still a pretty major difference between the rural and urban speech down there.

>Norwegians actually think Nynorsk is viable
There's like 23 different NATIVE dialects developed from bokmål, and they think they can just change it all like that?

We got 3 official Sami languages, but they are only official in some municipalities

our government seems to think so cause everyones forced to learn nynorsk

Cool

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>people are having a serious discussion in my bait op and i get no (yous)s from angry norweigans

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I love how scandi are the only one on Jow Forums who have the most relaxed definition of a language lol

These are all dialects by linguistic definition , they all have mutual intelligibility to each other, hell even norwegian and swedish are dialects of danish when looking at them linguistically and not politically

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Noteveryoneisstupid

its to justify their countries like the slavs

>english
>>i like dogs and im not afraid to say it!
>bokmål:
>>jeg digger honder og er sgu ikke bange for å si det!
>nynorski
>>egar likjarar hundi og arar sku isjkja bangarar forar å siarar dei
>kebabnorsk
>>ey, brusjan, fock hondar walla kebap mannen

top kek

>nynorski
>ski
I thought it's gonna be a Norwegian-Polish creole