/brit/

slonking some gang weed

Arse

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Autistic shut-in here, what are some good ticket reselling sites? Want to find some for my sister.

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*punts him*

sue

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might do a blogpost

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Holy FUCK my dick is diamonds

Bad lighting I have an iPhone X

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kot meow?

someone post this lad's hairline

Can't pull a lass

does riley post here?

don't know if it is available in the UK but you can try stubhub

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*squeeks lightly*

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GF is describing in detail the nastiness of the period she’s on

Women are fucking vile

thread theme
youtu.be/GfHBOakKZ4g?t=305

>iPhone

Right, get a proper phone.

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this lad should consider moving to Liberia

Why are British girls such unappealing slags? At least in other countries they don't all look the same.

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i wish

you know I was about to accuse you of being a dumb american
IMAGINE my shock when I see a british flag

keep posting it

watching Crufts lads

>@selenasucksDICK

thoughts?

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streamable.com/02z0k

pengford penger (aka: pengry)

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lads, all this normie talk is boring me. can we PLEASE talk about muslims again?

Africa: land of the brave and home of the free

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miss sicily
miss his selfies and pictures of his mum
miss his dog
miss his boring menial NEET life

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he still lurks probably

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_by_nickname

What’s your favorite? I’ve always been a fan of Toom Tabard or Strongbow

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niggies are weird

undesirable build but he has really good chest hair
I've fucked chest hair I suspect I've legitimate testosterone issues or something despite having a very masculine build

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He never existed, it was literally me posting pictures I found of an autistic guy on social media who had like 1000 pictures of himself lol

Got drug tested for my new job recently, I tend to smoke weed about 2/3 times a week, but it didnt really bother me since its a min wage job and I didnt really think they would pull me up on it. A month has passed and today out of the blue I get called into toilbergs office where he informed me that I was to be on paid disciplinary leave for the weekend and I will have to attend a meeting on monday which will determine my future. Told them i was just on holiday in amsterdam in the hope that since it wasnt illegal when I ingested it they cant sack me but i dont really care tbf, was thinking about quitting when I get paid anyway which is tomorrow

Genuinely had to hold myself back from laughing my arse straight off, these mongs are gonna pay me for the weekend to sit about in my pants and spaff my brains out haha well thank you toilberg, Dont care about your shit job and I'll be looking forward to returning to neetdom, sweet sweet neetdom

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That's clearly a rectangle, not a circle

same
could do without his cuckposting phases (we all knew it was him)

holy fucking based

Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt

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kek

Edward I

discriminating against people based on their conservative beliefs is the real oppression

holy fucking based

Hywel Dda

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sweetness, sweetness i was only joking when i said i'd like to smash every tooth in your head

lol srs?

Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon is going back to jail!

what a wretched cunt

limmy is such a dogshit gamer, cunt took about an hour to leave the asylum in dark souls

stupid old bastard

believable but then I remember how much he liked the Smiths and would be the exact type of person to come to /brit/

drink tonight, or tomorrow?

Haha fucking state of hipsters

>'They can't even tell themselves apart': Man pens furious letter claiming his photo was used for article about how all hipsters look alike - but proves point because it was his DOPPELGANGER
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Just finished a book

Yeah there were others posting the same ones occasionally too but I’d been doing it for the past year or more can’t even remember

don't be silly charlie, we all know it's you

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had open glasses of wine sitting in the fridge for a week, want to wait until tomorrow before drinking them but im pretty sure they'll go expired or summat if i wait any longer so ill get drunk tonight

what book?

cannot believe everyone fell for my "moni" gimmick for this long

hat this fool

None of your business sunshine

Gonna order 16 Buffalo wings from Papa John's lads

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>Outrage after white Alabama high school students are filmed making racist slurs and joking about concentration camps as they discuss 'how to get rid of black people and Jews'
holy fucking based

esopfkgjitrjh gjrigjth

to kill a nigger bird

THIS COULD BE THE DAY THAT WE PUSH THROUGHHHHH

couldnt give a toss about yanks. hipsters barely exist here

ok, let's unpack this

avocado toast isn't even tasty

Think i saw the video, was a laugh. Some thot being racist to try and impress someone she wanted to shag her

You are all funny enough to get gfs, so why don’t you have gfs?

avocado toast is divine.

white zoomers are honestly racist as fuck

i do

HAT HIM! HAT HIM NOW! GUARDS! HE'S GETTING AWAY!

5'6" and neuroatypical

would strangle this bitch if I'd get away with it

Am ethnic