Woah woah woah hold the (gramo)phone

>Woah woah woah hold the (gramo)phone

>Tonight is Karaoke Night at the club, sir.

>Only countries with great musical talent or heritage are allowed in

Note to the guests:
Almost all nations and cultures have created great works of music so if your country is not allowed in today, consider dissolution of your nation and/or race

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Nice to see you again.

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Did you know we invented MILITARY BANDS?

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"VIP tables CHOP CHOP JOSE"

please step right in sirs

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Ah, here you are doorman, my VIP ticket.

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our military music is better than yours

youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY

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Hello monsieur, I suppose I'll get in without troubles as always right?

youtu.be/4BXSkigN45w

"THE GUEST OF HONOR IS HERE. JOSE WTF ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE, YOU USELESS SP"

oh please do come right in sir

oh Christ, Hans is gonna put everyone to sleep with his Mozart. VIP is well deserved but try to keep it modern yes Hans? Maybe play some Scorpions or some shit idk just stay out of my way

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>Ensiferum

you get it in just for that but no VIP access for you, sorry

Oh but of course sir, accordion is banned though so idk what you're gonna play

Umm.. can you give me an example of good Swedish music
>inb4 Abba

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Does it count if all of our talent gets poached by US labels?

Heh.
Finally something I'm confident about

Take your overrated boy band out of here!

>Justina Bieber
>poos

you're gonna have to explain yourselves

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youtube.com/watch?v=nYHpTWAXOxA

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Here's a few quid to keep those smelly countries out.

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>invents blues
>invents rock
>invents sludge metal
>perfects gospel
>home to the biggest musical city in the USA
Dixie deserves to come in

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Of course I'm not talking about Bollywoodshit

Classical music counts right?

HOLY SHIT this song is from FIFA!!

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Hindustani classical music is an amazingly complex and rich genre, you pleb.

Rush

the southern united states submits bluegrass, american folk, and the blues
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can i get a drink before being kicked out?

>this Dixie larpfag again

Sure I guess, St. Louis and New Orleans are dixie right?

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yes please give example. Also tell that German diaspora gentleman that we do not accept expats at this club. Only locals are allowed to represent their countries

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They have Rush. That alone warrants VIP access.

>St. Louis
It's not considered Southern, but it has a sizeable black population so there's a large blues scene.

there was plenty of great brazillian music in 20th century

youtube.com/watch?v=jXOJnnWaDnc

Yes Rush is based and Alanis Morissette is talented BUT
>Justin Bieber
>Drake

Are you sure you want to do this?

Carnatic is even more based desu

Carnatic music (South Indian)
youtu.be/o4imiKBwDoc (a bit long but it's amazing)

Hindustani music (North Indian)
youtu.be/PzCZomuHVVQ

I believe there's a reservation at the VIP table
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We have Angra, a noic power metal band. Viper (it's bones) was pretty nice too.
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Why do you think you'll be kicked out? Please give me a nice brazilian tune. could be anything

youtube.com/watch?v=gb9_G8kOx64

youtube.com/watch?v=_P7S2lKif-A

That first one was absolutely horrible but luckily the second one was good. Please do come in

And you

Really bad example but Im letting you in for this: youtube.com/watch?v=Jv6CBAEdq9A

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Oh wrong club, sorry

at least post some finnish music
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You retarded m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=Md_9U3ZBF8g

You don't like Jazz Fusion?
Oh well, thanks for the invite.

If you like hard rock, here's a contemporary south indian band. They're pretty cool
youtu.be/jnV9q1hOOGg

Since Mongolia doesnt post on Jow Forums you can be their representative

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please do come in

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Kinda getting tired of partying EVERY night

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*ahem*
One VIP table, please.

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The leather club’s two blocks down

We inherited andalusian music
We have mezwed
We have sufi hadhra music
We have stambali
If you are cultured about mena music you Would know about the many tunisian artists

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Hello young man

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>Mozart

Either you are based or you sir, are a fraud not knowing who even comes to this club

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>muh trying this hard when all you need to do is link this:
youtube.com/watch?v=gbPwGyubZx0

And Im tired of seeing your face here every night hahahahaha. Just kidding I need that tip.

See you next night (toptier television night)

Please explain yourself

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Hello sir

Fuck you.

>Europe is from Sweden

Literally wtf.. Please do come in sir and excuse my ignorance

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Cheers

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based dvorák poster

Sir, if i dont mind asking, what happened to Kino Night? I was on lookout for when you said it would be, and I'm not sure if i missed it or it just never happened at all.

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Kino night was, dare I say, even more tenuous than military history night

Ill see if I can find you a link from our storage room sir

That is Why i said you should naturally know about tunisian artists youtube.com/watch?v=ZrhffedJqAY

I assume we got in right? I mean, we literally have the capital of the film industry.

Sure thing hahaha

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based

*Slips you a sizable tip*
Thank you again, doorman.

i believe i have a table reserved
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nice tune but Im gonna need more convincing, give me 2 more of your best songs please

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good to see you again old friend, I suppose you'll let us in? youtube.com/watch?v=Qotooj7ODCM

Of course you're coming in but not for that guy

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I just went with the easiest to think of choice, I'd post this instead but it may not be to everyone's tastes youtube.com/watch?v=otfChsCRGf8

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we provide something for every taste as you know
also here is a special treat, just for you
youtube.com/watch?v=8L6WauJfwe0

open this door

P-please let me in
youtu.be/Ui0PWNp8k84

>Abdulhaleen
>Um Kulthum
>Sheikh Imam
>Moh. Mehsen

VIP table for you good sir


>Im a barbie girl

That shit is the stuff of nightmares lol. It was in every KFC and theme park, I hated it as a kid

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absolutely based

pls gib more. Genre doesnt matter (except metal)

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based. Also Dutch rap is pretty gud. please come in

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C-Can I go in?
>Ignore flag
youtu.be/iURexk-09uE

Out of the way

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>not liking interplanetary jams
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Claudio Arrau, one of the best pianist of the XX century, nicknamed "the emperor","the best pianist of the past century" and "the supreme master"

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let me in or i kill

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The first link is of him playing a Beethoven piece, the second a Chopin. So unless you're lobbying on behalf of Germany and France I suggest you link some Chilean songs

Sorry sir no expats allowed. You have to find an Argentinian user to lobby on your behalf

Kek remember this gem from /b/ a couple years ago? youtube.com/watch?v=X_H_mJYKNsQ

But sir you are our guest of honor?

Liszt
Bartók
Kodály
Kis Grófo

It used to be good.

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Why of course Tabor, your Goulash is waiting for you

Thanks for the cozy tune. You're already in.
post some Bahian shit

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Ah, I've heard of this fine establishment, may I come in?
youtube.com/watch?v=stgrSjynPKs&ab_channel=YungLean

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Uhm let me in
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

Sure, this one is one of my fav Bahian music

youtube.com/watch?v=FWQ-ZEWHndc

That video can literally be the zoomer national anthem (does he know his shirt just says "Logo" in Arabic). anyway you're already in sir on account of Europe being a Swedish band (apparently)

just let your countryman in, come right through

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Sure, this one is one of my fav Bahian music:
youtube.com/watch?v=FWQ-ZEWHndc

Do you have anything against zoomers good sir?
As for the shirt, of course he knows, have you forgot which country this is?

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>posting the "piano master" of the entire XX century
>The first link is of him playing a Beethoven piece, the second a Chopin. So unless you're lobbying on behalf of Germany and France I suggest you link some Chilean songs
>mfw


Los Jaivas - La Poderosa Muerte
youtube.com/watch?v=gwmF4WhEzik&list=OLAK5uy_lTZ3s6AzD8dyaPJ4OKDow0h6jxgADPS4U

Violeta Parra - Gracias a la Vida
youtube.com/watch?v=w67-hlaUSIs

Quilapayún - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido (The People United Will Never Be Defeated!)

youtube.com/watch?v=Krk3lgpuC7w

Victor Jara - El aparecido

youtube.com/watch?v=HlFR3t6geLc

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Don't get me wrong im not doubting his ability, that move @39:44 in the Chopin piece is SICK but this is about each country's musical legacy and one may argue that covers from other countries don't count (but I suppose you can argue the opposite and it would have merit)

Arrau is indeed part of the chilean musical legacy and one of the greatest piano master of all time, but hey! i posted other artists like Violeta and Victor, check em' out

You better let me in boy

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Hello good sir, may I be allowed entry into the VIP room please?

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