>Woah woah woah hold the (gramo)phone
>Tonight is Karaoke Night at the club, sir.
>Only countries with great musical talent or heritage are allowed in
Note to the guests: Almost all nations and cultures have created great works of music so if your country is not allowed in today, consider dissolution of your nation and/or race
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March 7, 2019 - 20:17
Nice to see you again.
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March 7, 2019 - 20:17
Did you know we invented MILITARY BANDS?
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March 7, 2019 - 20:19
"VIP tables CHOP CHOP JOSE"
please step right in sirs
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March 7, 2019 - 20:20
Ah, here you are doorman, my VIP ticket.
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March 7, 2019 - 20:20
our military music is better than yours
March 7, 2019 - 20:21
Hello monsieur, I suppose I'll get in without troubles as always right?
March 7, 2019 - 20:23
"THE GUEST OF HONOR IS HERE. JOSE WTF ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE, YOU USELESS SP"
oh please do come right in sir
oh Christ, Hans is gonna put everyone to sleep with his Mozart. VIP is well deserved but try to keep it modern yes Hans? Maybe play some Scorpions or some shit idk just stay out of my way
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March 7, 2019 - 20:25
>Ensiferum
you get it in just for that but no VIP access for you, sorry
Oh but of course sir, accordion is banned though so idk what you're gonna play
Umm.. can you give me an example of good Swedish music >inb4 Abba
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March 7, 2019 - 20:27
Does it count if all of our talent gets poached by US labels?
March 7, 2019 - 20:29
Heh. Finally something I'm confident about
March 7, 2019 - 20:30
Take your overrated boy band out of here!
March 7, 2019 - 20:30
>Justina Bieber >poos
you're gonna have to explain yourselves
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March 7, 2019 - 20:31
Here's a few quid to keep those smelly countries out.
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March 7, 2019 - 20:32
>invents blues >invents rock >invents sludge metal >perfects gospel >home to the biggest musical city in the USA Dixie deserves to come in
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March 7, 2019 - 20:32
Of course I'm not talking about Bollywoodshit
Classical music counts right?
March 7, 2019 - 20:32
HOLY SHIT this song is from FIFA!!
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March 7, 2019 - 20:33
Hindustani classical music is an amazingly complex and rich genre, you pleb.
March 7, 2019 - 20:33
can i get a drink before being kicked out?
March 7, 2019 - 20:34
>this Dixie larpfag again
Sure I guess, St. Louis and New Orleans are dixie right?
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March 7, 2019 - 20:35
yes please give example. Also tell that German diaspora gentleman that we do not accept expats at this club. Only locals are allowed to represent their countries
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March 7, 2019 - 20:36
They have Rush. That alone warrants VIP access.
March 7, 2019 - 20:36
>St. Louis It's not considered Southern, but it has a sizeable black population so there's a large blues scene.
March 7, 2019 - 20:37
there was plenty of great brazillian music in 20th century
youtube.com /watch?v=jXOJnnWaDnc
March 7, 2019 - 20:39
Yes Rush is based and Alanis Morissette is talented BUT >Justin Bieber >Drake
Are you sure you want to do this?
March 7, 2019 - 20:39
Carnatic is even more based desu
Carnatic music (South Indian)youtu.be /o4imiKBwDoc (a bit long but it's amazing)
Hindustani music (North Indian)youtu.be /PzCZomuHVVQ
March 7, 2019 - 20:41
I believe there's a reservation at the VIP tableyoutube.com /watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU
March 7, 2019 - 20:41
We have Angra, a noic power metal band. Viper (it's bones) was pretty nice too.youtube.com /watch?v=4K0oqGu8Haw
March 7, 2019 - 20:41
Why do you think you'll be kicked out? Please give me a nice brazilian tune. could be anything
March 7, 2019 - 20:41
That first one was absolutely horrible but luckily the second one was good. Please do come in
And you
Really bad example but Im letting you in for this: youtube.com /watch?v=Jv6CBAEdq9A
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March 7, 2019 - 20:45
at least post some finnish musicyoutube.com /watch?v=K3JEV24I48A
March 7, 2019 - 20:47
You don't like Jazz Fusion? Oh well, thanks for the invite.
If you like hard rock, here's a contemporary south indian band. They're pretty coolyoutu.be /jnV9q1hOOGg
March 7, 2019 - 20:49
Since Mongolia doesnt post on Jow Forums you can be their representative
youtube.com /watch?v=kc7TOqhndiw
please do come in
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March 7, 2019 - 20:50
Kinda getting tired of partying EVERY night
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March 7, 2019 - 20:51
*ahem* One VIP table, please.
youtube.com /watch?v=3VT5j1CV-hQ
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March 7, 2019 - 20:52
The leather club’s two blocks down
March 7, 2019 - 20:52
We inherited andalusian music We have mezwed We have sufi hadhra music We have stambali If you are cultured about mena music you Would know about the many tunisian artists
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March 7, 2019 - 20:52
Hello young man
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March 7, 2019 - 20:52
>Mozart
Either you are based or you sir, are a fraud not knowing who even comes to this club
March 7, 2019 - 20:53
>muh trying this hard when all you need to do is link this:youtube.com /watch?v=gbPwGyubZx0
And Im tired of seeing your face here every night hahahahaha. Just kidding I need that tip.
See you next night (toptier television night)
Please explain yourself
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March 7, 2019 - 20:55
>Europe is from Sweden
Literally wtf.. Please do come in sir and excuse my ignorance
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March 7, 2019 - 20:58
Cheers
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March 7, 2019 - 21:02
Sir, if i dont mind asking, what happened to Kino Night? I was on lookout for when you said it would be, and I'm not sure if i missed it or it just never happened at all.
March 7, 2019 - 21:03
Kino night was, dare I say, even more tenuous than military history night
Ill see if I can find you a link from our storage room sir
March 7, 2019 - 21:05
That is Why i said you should naturally know about tunisian artists youtube.com /watch?v=ZrhffedJqAY
March 7, 2019 - 21:06
I assume we got in right? I mean, we literally have the capital of the film industry.
March 7, 2019 - 21:07
*Slips you a sizable tip* Thank you again, doorman.
March 7, 2019 - 21:17
i believe i have a table reserved youtube.com /watch?v=FhsBU-qyqDE
March 7, 2019 - 21:21
nice tune but Im gonna need more convincing, give me 2 more of your best songs please
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March 7, 2019 - 21:26
good to see you again old friend, I suppose you'll let us in? youtube.com /watch?v=Qotooj7ODCM
March 7, 2019 - 21:27
Of course you're coming in but not for that guy
youtube.com /watch?v=IIyq9iKoaYg
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March 7, 2019 - 21:31
I just went with the easiest to think of choice, I'd post this instead but it may not be to everyone's tastes youtube.com /watch?v=otfChsCRGf8
March 7, 2019 - 21:32
>Abdulhaleen >Um Kulthum >Sheikh Imam >Moh. Mehsen
VIP table for you good sir
>Im a barbie girl
That shit is the stuff of nightmares lol. It was in every KFC and theme park, I hated it as a kid
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March 7, 2019 - 21:38
based. Also Dutch rap is pretty gud. please come in
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March 7, 2019 - 21:48
C-Can I go in? >Ignore flagyoutu.be /iURexk-09uE
March 7, 2019 - 21:48
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March 7, 2019 - 21:50
>not liking interplanetary jamsyoutube.com /watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI
March 7, 2019 - 21:56
Claudio Arrau, one of the best pianist of the XX century, nicknamed "the emperor","the best pianist of the past century" and "the supreme master"
youtube.com /watch?v=Tdg-DT8rTUQ
youtube.com /watch?v=uUdoxvigIl8&t=2376s
March 7, 2019 - 21:58
youtube.com /watch?v=Xhxhr7IsKjg let me in or i kill
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March 7, 2019 - 21:58
The first link is of him playing a Beethoven piece, the second a Chopin. So unless you're lobbying on behalf of Germany and France I suggest you link some Chilean songs
Sorry sir no expats allowed. You have to find an Argentinian user to lobby on your behalf
Kek remember this gem from /b/ a couple years ago? youtube.com /watch?v=X_H_mJYKNsQ
But sir you are our guest of honor?
March 7, 2019 - 22:00
Liszt Bartók Kodály Kis Grófo
March 7, 2019 - 22:02
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March 7, 2019 - 22:03
Why of course Tabor, your Goulash is waiting for you
Thanks for the cozy tune. You're already in. post some Bahian shit
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March 7, 2019 - 22:06
Ah, I've heard of this fine establishment, may I come in?youtube.com /watch?v=stgrSjynPKs&ab_channel=YungLean
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March 7, 2019 - 22:07
Sure, this one is one of my fav Bahian music
youtube.com /watch?v=FWQ-ZEWHndc
March 7, 2019 - 22:09
That video can literally be the zoomer national anthem (does he know his shirt just says "Logo" in Arabic). anyway you're already in sir on account of Europe being a Swedish band (apparently)
just let your countryman in, come right through
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March 7, 2019 - 22:09
Sure, this one is one of my fav Bahian music:youtube.com /watch?v=FWQ-ZEWHndc
March 7, 2019 - 22:10
Do you have anything against zoomers good sir? As for the shirt, of course he knows, have you forgot which country this is?
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March 7, 2019 - 22:12
>posting the "piano master" of the entire XX century >The first link is of him playing a Beethoven piece, the second a Chopin. So unless you're lobbying on behalf of Germany and France I suggest you link some Chilean songs >mfw
Los Jaivas - La Poderosa Muerteyoutube.com /watch?v=gwmF4WhEzik&list=OLAK5uy_lTZ3s6AzD8dyaPJ4OKDow0h6jxgADPS4U
Violeta Parra - Gracias a la Vidayoutube.com /watch?v=w67-hlaUSIs
Quilapayún - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido (The People United Will Never Be Defeated!)
youtube.com /watch?v=Krk3lgpuC7w
Victor Jara - El aparecido
youtube.com /watch?v=HlFR3t6geLc
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March 7, 2019 - 22:21
Don't get me wrong im not doubting his ability, that move @39:44 in the Chopin piece is SICK but this is about each country's musical legacy and one may argue that covers from other countries don't count (but I suppose you can argue the opposite and it would have merit)
March 7, 2019 - 22:29
Arrau is indeed part of the chilean musical legacy and one of the greatest piano master of all time, but hey! i posted other artists like Violeta and Victor, check em' out
March 7, 2019 - 22:40
You better let me in boy
youtube.com /watch?v=NBvFQpEu6z4
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March 7, 2019 - 22:46