Why would anyone live here voluntarily?

Why would anyone live here voluntarily?

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only NEETs who desperately want to push back adulthood and try to live an extra year of youth doing a "working holiday" go there.

It is warmer than most of places in the earth.

>population density of 3 persons per square kilometer, 10 less than where i live.
>most of that in a few cities
>as big as europe
i would love it there. just me, my landcruiser and shitloads of beer.

how is that good?
fuck heat and fuck the sun

Just go to the mountains.

I always wondered why there aren't even real mountains in Australia. Only poisonous animals and exploding trees

>good weather
>amazing sport
>social culture is brilliant, away from the big cities there is a real sense of community
>good job opportunities
I'd rather be here than G*rmany

ozone hole?

i wake up in wollongong-padjharagha, far far out in the outback.. not even 10am and it's already 47 degrees and sunny... i crack open a beer, sit in my chair on my veranda.. staring out on the open landscape.. nothing but red dirt and bushes for km.. "it is great to be aussi-.." a crocodile-snake-spider hybrid sneaks up from behind, rapes me and fill me with its cum. just another day in aussie land

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> deadly spiders, snakes and plants

Unironically my second choice of living abroad behind Ireland

They have a high standard of living. Much higher than ours, and without the insane income inequality.

Exactly this

It's only a fucking snake bite, mate. You a poof or something? Now If you bumped into a kangaroo, well, that's a different story. He'll gut you with his two powerful legs before you can say cyka blyat.

All friends.

I dont know. Ask the billion Germs which swarm our country every goddamn year.

Good post

Imagine being such a fucking coward that you're scared shitless of snakes and spiders. They're largely bros as they mainly kill off pests like rats and mosquitoes

Are the abbos friendly?

>billion germs
I thought it was mostly Asians?

Check again the murder rates in your country before opening your fucking mouth.

They have a fetish for subhuman women
Based

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A lot of people who don't really know what hot weather is like have this delusion that they enjoy hot weather.

No idea

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>population density of 3 persons per square kilometer, 10 less than where i live.
That isn't how you read statistics, kouhai. We are all crowded along the coastline for the most part and so population density statistics are meaningless unless they only account for the regions people actually live in.
>just me, my landcruiser and shitloads of beer.
For a weekend, maybe. You have to travel for a few hours if you want to get away from everyone, due to the nature of our population clustering. Just you, a small army of gray nomads and a family of loud bogans; all enjoying the same patch of the great outdoors.

damn perfectly describing friends of mine who went down there, you nailed it

I doubt that Australia is that greener in this map, I traveled Australia and climb Airs rock for tours. I saw around and made sure that everything is vastly empty land with red soil.

>I thought
No, you didn't think. You mindlessly accepted the garbage posted by clueless Jow Forumstards who shit up Jow Forums. If you thought for even a moment, you'd bother to look up the ample amount of data we have for keeping track of tourism, etc.
Stupid fucking yank.

Holy shit. Where's this?

This but unironically.

Blue mountains
Granted it's not an accurate representation of the Continental geography but it's there

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10/10 aesthetics