Why are they like this?
>According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.
Billionaire diamond trader, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery at private Paris clinic
William Parker
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Grayson Walker
manlets, when will they learn?
Jaxson Lopez
twitter account announced his death but they deleted it after it got dozens of replies making fun of his baby benis
Jason Jenkins
couldn't he check his balance online?
Hudson Parker
you'd think he'd be able to afford a dildo with that money
Julian Bell
Carter Lee
that's sad.
Sebastian Taylor
>be French
>import tons of BBCs
>have to compete with that with french sluts
it was already over for him, he should have gone to SE Asia desu
Xavier Ross
>baby benis
10cm?
13cm?
14cm?
14,01cm??
tell me
Jose Roberts
fuck, that has to be the most humiliating way to go
Lucas Bailey
the injured part explodes into gore
Jack Gonzalez
>manlet AND a dicklet
yikes. that sucks
Hunter Collins
>ehud arye laniado
sorry but he was a full jewish israeli
Michael Perez
i didnt knew people could die of that
in my mind the worst that could have happened is him losing his dick or something
Dylan Foster
That's me.
For some reason I don't feel depressed though. It is what it is. Maybe I'm too low iq to feel depressed.
Jack Hill
Id like a video of that. I used to jack off to a fantasy where i would force my entire class to watch me put my dick in a special glass mcrowave with a penis hole and watch all the girls faces as my cock slowly plumped up and exploded in a meaty, bloody mess. 15 year olds have weird fetishes sometimes.
Elijah Carter
If you have to ask you’ve got a baby penis
Simple as
Ethan Gomez
>Mr Laniado, penis enlargement limit is approaching
>MAKE IT BIGGER
>Mr Laniado, your penis will explode
>KEEP PUMPING
>Mr Laniado, please listen to me
>BIG PENIS BIG PENIS BIG PENIS
>Mr La-
>KAABOOOM
Colton Cruz
14cm isn't small (i wish), i definitely know it isn't big
Jace Flores
He died of a heart attack due to the shock. If you're not an old hyper stressed coke-snorting businessman you should be fine.
Don't do this kind of surgery anyway.
Joshua Perry
Too late. Already on the surgery table, wish me luck!
Ryder Thompson
gl dicklet user !
Christian Gutierrez
Well, does the surgery work?
Daniel Nguyen
It was a jew
Bentley Butler
>65
>penis enlargement
Easton Parker
> (((diamond trader)))
Levi Cooper
>diamond trader
So a filthy parasite making a profit out of worthless meme stones with artificially pumped up price.
Grayson Ramirez
if only he's as good at pumping up price as pumping up his dick
Mason Rivera
>france
seriously? why? might as well use NHS in the UK lmao. when will they learn
Robert Morris
Based dwarf kiwi
Dominic Taylor
Not exactly the epitaph I'd want.
Liam Walker
imagine him in the afterlife, meeting his dead friends
>YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU EXPLODED-ASS-DICK NIGGA?
>reincarnates as a dickless faggot in the next life
Nicholas Moore
Kek.