How fucked am I?
How fucked am I?
Benjamin Peterson
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Jackson Flores
Porn industry scouts infiltrated in the university
Sebastian Ross
Too much effort was put into this, it almost could have passed if it weren't for the signature part
Nicholas Taylor
>richard l dong
killed it
Wyatt Morales
wait, this is an actual thing?
Liam Rogers
I wish that would happen to me. I had a female nurse help me all the time when i got in a car accident and was stuck in the hospital for 3 weeks, she had to help me piss and change clothes and id always get hard as a rock. I apologized profusely and told her i just cant help it, but she laughed and said its okay and never requested to switch from my room. I just wish atleast ONCE she would have jerked me off. I even told her i couldnt stop the boners because i couldn't masturbate and had two weeks of backed up jizz. Fugg
Ian Flores
she seems like a nice person. Don't lewd her.
Adam Miller
>Mike Hawk
Luke Martinez
Samuel Turner
Yup. I did it up until high school. They don't do it in colleges
Ian Bailey
Nurses laugh it off and say it's ok because that's what they're trained to do. She never requested a change because they get that literally every single day and have to learn how to deal with it, not because she liked you.
t. sister is a nurse
Lucas Ward
fuck, I wish someone would touch my dick
Ayden Foster
Well yeah thats what ive figured. She was so nice that lewding her bothers me a bit, but she is also the only girl in earth who has seen and touched my boner (she bumped into a few times, never actually grabbed it) so that is hard not to do
Christopher Morgan
Christ imagine being this pathetic
Nicholas Morris
Elijah Powell
>I even told her i couldnt stop the boners because i couldn't masturbate and had two weeks of backed up jizz
jesus christ I can't imagine how painfully awkward that conversation must have been
Your sperg level is quite something
Jeremiah Hill
>having a penis
Ryan Smith
are you one of those “females” I keep hearing about?
Jayden Robinson
You keep hearing about them because you're in Sweden
Sebastian Turner
I even joked "if you show your boobs i can cum without needing to touch it hahaha". That was one time i feel her laughter was forced and she left the room faster than usual. That was close to when inwas almost released and i think she got busier with other patients around that time. Before i got released i left her a note offering a good amount of money and my address if she was interested to come over and help me in a non work enviroment but someone found it first ad threw it away probably. I knew inshoyld have found her to give her the note by hand. Dammit
Jordan Kelly
>Richard L. Dong
Head Penis Inspector
Wyatt Green
>get brexited
>gets his penis inspected.
how unfair.
Chase Baker
imagine actually going to the effort of typing this up and printing it off just for a thread on Jow Forums
don't get me wrong though, A+ for effort
Adrian Reed
nvm im retarded did a reverse image search on it
Logan Walker
Long Dong
Easton Fisher
Penis inspection day, a sexy MILF comes out, it's the penis inspector teacher, she tells you to strip, laughs at your small penis and assings you to female courses after giving you a cute dress.
Imagine.
Luis Brooks
Why would you need to do this?
Alexander Bell
this is why everybody hates you guys.........
Dominic Ward
That's the funny part