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Conspiracy edition

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I deserve a qt midwest gf

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>tfw born 10 years too early to get a gamer gf

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shall be posting in this thread

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Listening to the greatest band of all time, The Cure.

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Why don't you just get one

bait

tell myself i need to lose another 30 pounds before hopping on tinder
and it's really weird for a 27 year old to date 18-22 year olds

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i deserve to have weed but i dont have any right now

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FUCK the mexican who made that other thread. you don't even post here.

He's a literal cuck he's made /brit/ and /lat/ with same images in the past when /cum/ got sniped from him, think he might have tried it with /fr/ once as well

nice!
youtube.com/watch?v=RGT4V6JmINA

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It's going to be weird if you wait 10 years

Putting pussy on a pedestal: not even once

cute, but you already know by looking at her she's gonna cheat.

i promise you i'll try to hook up with at least 5 women in the next 1 year while i'm in college again

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Oh yeah, how do you know she is going to cheat? Tell me how you've deduced that from looking at her. Display your incredible observational skills.

why are you so buttblasted? she has the cheating slut look.

Huck
Dick
Duck
Hick

awww wittle baby is in a bad mood today :'((((

FUCK NAGGERS

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did ale actually kill himself?
haven't seen him around in a while

Why didn't you answer my question?
>she has the cheating slut look.
Elaborate.

she's on a flight to my apartment
i'm taking care of her now, in exchange for blowies

He literally posted a thread or two ago about wanting to purge hopefully he killed himself though

guarantee that he gives the worst bj's ever

>she

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how hard could it be

Guarantee you he tries to be a transbian eventually

lots of girls are really bad at it

Sodomy is disgusting. There is no such thing as being good at it.

I eat ass.

how's that possible
it's a giant clitoris

Almost every time a girl tries to suck my dick it's so bad I have to pull them back up ("fired") and get back to the coochie. It's a fine art, and most don't know what the fuck they're doing.

When I was younger I used to teach them how to do it right, but at this point it's far too much of a chore

Do you have autism?
based on the way she chooses to present herself, she looks like a slut.

Isn't it a massive meme how most guys are terrible at eating pussy

wtf it's just
>don't use teeth
>careful about tugging too hard if they're not circumcised

I've asked you twice now to explain how the MAN i posted looks like a slut, and you have failed as many times.

Kill yourself, kid.

yeah, so it being made not microscopic should make the operation quite simple

It's called perception. Can you tell the difference between a streetwalker and a normal woman or are you too autistic to do so?

@102486989
You can't tell the difference between a male and a female lol great "perception" you got lmao

>midwest
been living here for less than a year, y'all dont fucking brush your teeth for shit and order soda with every fucking drink. y'all on that fatass diabetic wave. sickening,

yeah, I mean I don't blame them for not knowing, they have to have somebody teach them cause how are they to know otherwise, but if it's just some slut one night stand it's almost worthless to spend the time
There's an art to it, and just having some slut nibbling at the tip isn't gonna get you to cum or even feel especially great. Of course, lots of guys who have a deathgrip when they fap get used to that so they're desensitized.

Some women just look like sluts, and some men look like players. There's no defining it, you know it when you see it.

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Girls are so soft. I want a gf so I can hug and cuddle with her soft, warm body.

I want a qt bf to watch anime with

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who here live in Indy?

Wanna hear some real autism? A flat Cupid's Bow / philtrum on a woman is a sign of a kind of hormonal imbalance in the womb, which usually leaves them also significantly less able to achieve orgasm than the average woman. This leaves them permanently sexually frustrated, and more likely to cheat

hahahahahahaha
looks like a cheating slut
looks like a cheating slut
do something about it

The only defining trait here is immodest clothing, something not present with the trap I posted.

sexist faggot

Source?

Fact: All women are whores but only some look like it

boring troll

boring trolls

Literally all girls go out at night dressed like this

Most women are whores and most look like it. Some women aren't whores and don't look like it, dumb brown nipple.

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Okay cuckboi enjoy worshiping whores

>choker
>winged eyeliner
>hipster glasses
>edgy haircut
slut

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21676178

Only whores "go out at night", you degenerate pig.

>threads since la judean has mentioned mens nipples: 0

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Just messaged my new friend asking if he wants to hang out tomorrow night, let's hope the answer is yes

kike.

I'm not a Jew, but I'd rather be a genetic Jew than be a gay with brown nipples.

I go out at night with them. I have a penis. Am I a whore?

>he can't get an amicable relationship so he resorts to hating women
what's it like having a smoothbrain as an incel?

kike

Anime is for faggots

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You're a whoremonger.
He is a faggot, he isn't interested in women.

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>jew spams traps and talks about other men's nipples
>pretends to be interested in women
Y I K E S

Too many incel-freaks in this thread

Also, there is no such thing as an incel.

I have a cute cock

i'm an attack helicopter

There's a jew in here?
brb firing up the ovens

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>one image
>spam

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youtube.com/watch?v=mSIzybHQtNw
Robot hunks have one agenda,
They wanna play with my placenta.

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>does it every thread
>not spam

impossible, brown people don't have attractive penises or vaginas
sorry

post it i wanna see a cute poo peepee

>>does it every thread
I don't, but even that wouldn't be spam.

Penis
Vagina
Penis penis
Vagina
Penis
Vagina
Penis penis
Vagina
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Post your nipples so the jew can jerk off and go to bed

reminder that jews are allies of white people