Have you ever met an american?

the what?

Oh you didn't make that thread ? I thought you did because that one used the same kind of pepe while asking about what other countries think of Americans

Nope, I only heard them talking

The 2 I met talked very loudly, it's impressive

no that wasn't me

Sorry for the weird inquiry then, it's kinda frustrating when you make effort to constructs and think of an helpful post at 3 am to be ignored.

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Why are you guys so autistic with your social cues there? I went once and it seemed like everyone hated me even though I didn’t even know them. I don’t even know what I did wrong. I almost knocked out a gypsy on the train too becuase he tried to take my wallet

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It's good to have many social rules, also you did well : Gypsies are akin to the European black plague, but more smelly and stupidity cunning. They're knaves, if it was legal to stab them when they try to steal I would break breivik record.

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How am I supposed to act when I first meet someone? I would usually say “bonjour, comment ca va aujourd’hui?” (I can speak French decently) And instantly it was pure disgust. I don’t even know what I did wrong.

Also, he walked past me and I felt him grab my wallet and walk off with it. I grabbed his shoulder and demanded him to give me my wallet. He was very skinny and I’m 6’4 250 so he just handed it over.

true gentleman.

I've hated most of them I've met.

Unironically the only american I ever met was a mormon from utah

No. If I ever will - will spit in his mug.

Hum.... First of all, where you in Paris ? What was the context ?

Massive weak nerd.

Blow it out your ass Janny!

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spit on me daddy

I was at a cafe and bored becuase I had nothing to do so I wanted to ask about good restraunts and things to do in the area. I was in Lyons

Lyon*

Yes. Couple of mormons. They were inviting people to a free English language course.
I asked them - can I, a satanist, attend too?
They said no. Than I approached to the nearest police patrol and told them there are religious fanatics who agitate their destructive beliefs.
And that's all.

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What if he doesn't have a mug

I want to be the first American foreigners meet

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Erh, was that person alone ? Male or female ? Did they look busy ? What time was it ? Most people like to enjoy their time at the cafe and don't want to be disturbed by a stranger (I'm not talking about foreigners only), maybe they were just surprised someone broke their inner peace and became annoyed. I'm sorry to be blunt but maybe they thought of it as an hassle.
Also it's not really appropriate to ask how a person is doing in that context, it sounds intimate too inquire about it. You should have started with "Bonjour, excusez moi" or even better "Bonjour,excusez moi de vous déranger" ("Sorry to bother you") since you invade their personal time/space you have to apologize for doing so, especially since you're a stranger asking something from them

I meant figuratively, i.e. in his face.

was in a hotel lobby chatting to a lad when a 50 year old woman who looked incredibly aged and stressed wandered in and immediately butted into the conversation and started talking about her personal life and how she got divorced and how she just wanted to be a good irish wife or something, apparently her parents were part of a cult in utah, she wasn't making sense a lot of the time
me and this lad were doing our best not to laugh and trying to break it off gently. she ended up taking a photo of me for her website and leaving probably to bother someone else

I asked a couple people. It was about 9AM and most of them didn’t seem to be in a hurry. I walked up to a group of guys and talked with them, they were the only ones who didn’t seem to hate me really. The recommended me this really good veal place. Most of the people who were alone just acted aloof, so maybe I did disturb their “inner peace.” I don’t mean that in a sarcastic way either, I’ve never heard anyone use that phrase and I’ve never met anyone who was pissed at being stopped by a stranger. It must be a French thing. Also, I live in a fairly small town, so most people aren’t in a hurry and enjoy meeting new people, maybe I mistook French city life for American rural life

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Based

Same here
I always imaging about how cool it would be to show some foreigner around my city too

yeah, he was a nice guy but very neurotic.

Interesting, we don't really enjoy people who make too much noise in public too. They come up as tiresome people craving for attention,if a baby throw a tantrum it's excepted from the mother to stop it. Otherwise she might get bad looks or even sight in public transportation. Yeah, I think these people at 9am were enjoying their breakfast.
But you're right, our rural life is more laid-back too. But in very small village you'll be judged. The more you go south the less people usually tend to be "autistic" like that, for a lack of a better term.
Anyway, did you enjoy your stay ? Lyon is nice for such a big city

same bros

whenever we get an exchange student at my college i always give them rides around town and help them with that stuff

>tfw you've been the first American countless Europeans have met
I'm extremely antisocial so I always feel safe in knowing that nobody in these threads is talking about me

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Yes
We discussed mres and i offered him snus and he offered me dip.
The snus was strong as fuck and he looked pretty funny when the buzz started.
At the same time managed to spread the dip all over my mouth trying to ball it under my lip.
They were relatively chill dudes

Misato is the best girl.

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I agree by the way

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>Mormons abroad
Based CIA interns

Must be a nightmare for foreigners

a waitress at a mexican restauraunt kept calling me babe and it made me extremely uncomfortable

If I slap an American in a MacDonald, would the American ambassador call the Elysee ?

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Yes. I have several family meeting in the states. Most of them are pretty cool, altough there are a few anry fags.
My worst memory is when I was 13 and this lardass girl who was my 17th cousin kept insulting me because I couldnt speak english well and she disnt understand that people around the world dont speak english

MacDonalds is Scottish

All waitresses do that

What about a kfc ?

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when i go into a restauraunt for lunch i want left the fuck alone, if i wanted to talk i'd go to a bar

It was pretty good aside from feeling like a social outcast most of the time. I bought some French books and saw the sights of the city. I went drinking with some Brits I met and I crashed at their place 5 hours and 3 bottles of wine later. They were cool people and most of the French people who seemed to not mind my company were pretty cool people. I saw a group of what seemed to me 14 year old girls at the bar drinking and I told the barman and he explained to me that that was legal. I felt like an ass and apologized. Also, galouises are top notch cigs
Yes

The colonel will personally challenge you to a duel of honor

A waitress calling you hon while taking your order isn't a bad thing mate

Also what the fuck ? Why didn't I knew about it ? Now that you mention it the name indeed sounds scottish-ish but I never guessed...

If you slapped a patron at a KFC the odds are that you slapped a black man. And if you did that you better be prepared to be beaten, robbed, stabbed, or shot, or any combination of those. For example, I was at a Burger King in Memphis when a black man outside got stabbed for $5. The guy who was stabbed wouldn’t let us call an ambulance becuase he couldn’t afford it

You're looking for a Mcdonalds

hahaha I'm glad then, 14 years old drinking alcohol ? Sorry to break it to you but it isn't. However most people start drinking at party and buy alcohol at 16 (myself included), the most old-looking of the group use to pass as an adult (you're adult at 18 here)
Gauloise blonde are indeed great, but I'm more of a Dunhill/Marlboro guy myself
ugh...sorry but since we pronounce it Mac Donald or just MacDo most of the time I always think it's written like that...
I-I thought fast food were considered american soil...

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It's pronounced Mick donalds by me

You're kidding me right ? I hope because I think it sounds kinda silly to my foreign ear, but I'm just being rude. I'm simply used to the French non-original way

spoke to two American girls at the pub who were studying at my Uni, they did nothing but talk about how dumb Trump is. One was like Velma from scooby-doo and the other a girl addicted to adderal and asked for alternatives to buy when in the UK

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I am non-American but live in America

Americans have a very nice streak of "down-to-earthness" that Europeans don't have. Europeans are really up their own ass and seem effeminate and gay compared to Americans much of the time. But aside from that, (white) Europeans are preferable to Americans in every way because they fundamentally seem better educated, more lucid, less spaced out and weird.

There is a subtle undertone of retarded and trashy to Americans, even rich ones. Like the vibe you get from a little kid that just had way too much sugar and is now hyperactive, plus the vibe you get from the children of poor people who think it's normal for their kid to watch Fortnite Youtubers and advertisements 14 hours a day. Low-class, boorish, overly energetic people from a cultural wasteland.

Again, Europeans can be worse in a way because they come from an oversocialized wasteland. They're just as fucking stupid and bland intellectually, but at least they know not to be hyperactive and sloppy. There's a fundamental dignity and restraint to Euros that Americans just don't have.

That's pretty much it. Rich Americans are 100% nouveau riche. An "oligarchic" American is just your standard weird sloppy retard, except he wears better clothes and spends $16 on lunch every day, and his parents spend $5000 a year on flying him around the country for family functions. The rich have a bit more restraint than total white trash, so they're a bit more like Europeans, but they still come across as "little kid who had too much sugar" in their fundamental tastes and mental habits.

Niggers are a whole other story. All the stereotypes are true. Loud inconsiderate lunatics, rude, spontaneously and unpredictably violent. The entire country is different because of niggers, because niggers will steal, destroy, and break into anything that isn't locked up or protected by a plastic forcefield. There is a subtle air of "fortification" against niggers in all businesses etc.

Why does she not have arms? :(

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Yes
My filipino cousins who grew up there
They are not filipino, are worthless, and I am ashamed of them

nope people sometimes call it Micky D's

Don't lie, someone in the pub brought it up first. One of the things brits try doing is lecturing Americans on politics

Yeah, here in the states McDonalds is pronounced mick-donalds, or sometimes even mick-donulds

sup newfriend

4 mormons, really chill guys
1 girl during uni, quickest escalation to kissing ever
a bulgaro-american girl again during uni
both were overweight

Disgusting. I'd like to lick their nipples.

Maybe someone else brought it up first, all i remember is that they spoke about it for about 80% of the time

I’ve been here since 2014 and have never seen this image. Why is she armless

She's born with a malformation, it's from a visual novel created by Jow Forums : Katawa Shoujo. You should play it if you're into Japanese shit. She's an artist who hold her brushes with her feet since she doesn't have arms. it's not a creepy fetish things, it's portrayed as admirable.
I like using her as a reaction pic since she's strange and often half-asleep, aloof, a little like myself, just without arms

Yes.
He smile at me with that white smile.
I smile back.

Highly doubt that. The general has over 3000 threads

For some reason it sounds very funny, but kind of cool after pronouncing it in my head.

lol i remember you from another thread

americans that don't go abroad are sometimes like that so meeting americans in your own countries is so much different from meeting them here. i mean they're still generally nice here but they fit way more of the stupid american stereotypes

Đừng nói vè Mỹ bạn, Mỹ là bạn trong tg này

It's just a smile. What wrong with that.
It's not a smirk.

Kinda unrelated, but my job js a little strange, i meet about 100 foreigners from all over the world everyday usually between the ages 18-25. The biggest perk of the job is seeing the japanese/chinese/koreans girls exposed nipples because they wear baggy clothes and dont wear bras often. That being said chinese people are the only foreigners that are rude, everyone else is really nice and funny.

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Thanks fren

I see

Go back.

yeah i don't think people realize but the "memes" about black people aren't actually memes

if you act aggressive or make fun of a black person most of them WILL deck you on the spot. it always feels like foreigners think we're exaggerating

what's your job?

am american and have been to england and yeah i actually feel what you mean regarding the restraint. the english aren't exactly the most scrupulous people but even they make americans seem boorish. it can come off as snobby sometimes but i think i prefer it. everyone seems more mature. maybe it'd get old though and you'd want everyone to be laid back like they are here, i dunno

Don't be a pussy about it

they probably knew trump is mostly hated in europe and wanted to fit in

many people here dislike trump (or the opposite) but it's kinda rare to just start talking about it unwarranted unless something big just happened

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i'm not, i kinda like it actually even though i don't really like black people. at least they'll beat your ass for talking shit to them whereas sissy whites will just sorta take it. i guess it's smarter to not get into trouble but still i like how black people will defend themselves and their pride without even thinking about it

I just know this exist.

Blacks are some of the biggest wimps I've ever seen. They won't fight unless they outnumber you or think you're weak.

Im buying this stuff, if you sell this then contact me

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Norf online- Cringe but redpilled
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I not even know where is it.

Your lunch?

>$2k for a ride with the ambalamps
what the fuck

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can i PLEASE pick you up and fuck you?

They charge like 800 bucks

tell her then, you can speak cant you?

It's already 6am here so I'll join the sleep goddess in her dance, have pleasant night americanons, this was a comfy thread.