australia can you don't
Australia can you don't
Henry Flores
Justin Johnson
He's a good boy.
Adrian Harris
that's a huge bitch
Christopher Reyes
>He's a good boy.
Jaxson Reyes
She's not even that big. Probably very nice too.
Joshua Evans
It's a huntsman, big and scary looking but completely harmless.
Owen Morris
so what's the procedure when you encounter these things? Find the biggest stick around and give it a whack?
Nolan Lopez
spiders and humans are natural allies.
Grayson Parker
those are australian doggos?
Parker Anderson
Let them be. They catch flies.
Evan Williams
I didn’t come here to fuck spiders
Eli Ramirez
>omg spiders and bugs are sooo scaryyyyy
Mason Ross
I'd give it a whack
Oliver Lopez
Kayden Parker
>we w-e like the bugs here, we really do
Elijah Hall
Imagine driving your car and having one of those things land in your lap suddenly.
'Cause that happened to a guy in Australia once. He crashed his car into a lake.
Jayden Brown
>It's a huntsman, big and scary looking but completely harmless.
Liar, I watched the Hollywood documentary Starship Troopers. It reflects Argentina in 1997.
Ian Ortiz
>t.Tarantula
Ethan Smith
fackin spoidahs in the dunny
Kevin Gray
The other morning I woke up, put my shorts on, and as my leg went in, I knocked a big ass huntsman that was sleeping inside the pant leg onto the floor.
Kinda just let him run under my bed.
Kayden Bailey
Fucken Adelaide
Blake Cox
Australia and South America (couz ov dem "sproowns") are the only countries I won't travel to just because of their "wildlife".
t. arachnophobe
Ethan Gomez
Same, I would fuck a spidergirl if they existed but normal spiders freak me out like nothing else.
Chase Cooper
Oh snap, I meant "South Africa". (And "prawns".)
Blake Flores
Where do you put your dick into?
Jaxon Rodriguez
I woke up with one on my pillow and he was already squished
Anthony Perez
STRAYA THREAD
Isaac Ward
There are several options.
Jeremiah Cox
Spiders are nice
Brandon Bell
Did you barbequed it with a good pint of beer?
Bentley Miller
Elijah Brooks
south america is not a country and all the animals here are boring as shit
Austin White
okay maybe I did come here to fuck spiders
Nolan Martin
Juan Phillips
He is good boy
He clean up harmful insects.
Kevin Gonzalez
Logan Howard
Huntsmans are bros
Jack Barnes
Spooky looking, but harmless, and generally good, they kill other bugs.
Jeremiah Hernandez
based and monstergirlpilled
cringe and anthropilled
William Diaz
Usually grab a container or something and try and get them into it, then toss it out into the garden.
Hunter Thomas
>Nah spiders are great! They kill other bugs! Just ignore the fact that other bugs aren't fucking massive horrible abominations
Grayson Miller
We have a saying in America (at least in Dixie) for when an insect or small animal is very large. We say “[x] is big enough to have a soul” and I think it’s safe to say that that spider is big enough to have a soul
James Hernandez
I'll be honest guys a huntsman the size of my palm crawled out under my bed and I let out a little scream.
>Mfw it goes between me and the door to get out.
Gavin Hernandez
Yeah i'd probably shit myself if one was under my bed, I freaked out when I had a nasty cockroach came out from my bed once, spent the next 5 minutes blasting bug spray under my bed and around my room.
Tyler Roberts
If large bugs have soul, how do you explain the Chinese?
Logan Rivera
spiders are cool until they start breeding and they're everywhere in your basement
Michael Green
>live in a country with giant murder cats
>worried about a pussy ass huntsman that eats pests
Oliver Lee
What about SEA and our snakes?
Joshua Reed
literally came here to say this
australian wildlife is infinitely less harmless than what you find in the US wilderness.
Ethan Brown
cougars usually stay out of cities and towns
spiders don't
Sebastian Williams
Just get a wife who can beat murder cats with a soup ladle.
Jayden Morales
This. hunstmen a cute!
Aiden Edwards
You will never find a cougar in your cupboard or basement
Christian Green
Cougars are literal pussies, and they will hardly ever try to harm a human. Just throw a rock at it.
t. ruralfag
Dylan Barnes
Pick them up (they normally won't bite) and put them outside so they can keep btfoing insects or just let them chill around the house.
This sucks though especially when they drop off when you pull it down
William Jones
you sound cruel. we never kill spiders, large or small. always catch them and let them out in the backyard. the only thing i'd consciously kill is a fly. they are annoying and disgusting. we always catch and release all other bugs and shrews and moles and what not. oh forgot about fruit flies. those can be whacked too. nothing of value will be lost.
Ryder Hughes
why are you more worried about tiny fucking flies than these hell demons
Joshua Bailey
2000w vacuum cleaner does the job along with their webs.
Levi Myers
That's a weta from NZ and other jerusalem crickets are all over the world
en.wikipedia.org
sorry rusbro
Joseph Harris
I've btfo you before and I'll do it again faggot
Owen Diaz
flies, roaches and other nasty fuckers spread disease, spiders are the solution.
Evan Russell
clean your fucking house then you animal
Levi Ramirez
>I was trailing a squirrel and crouched to shoot it
Now who is trailing who, faggot.
Landon James
>he doesn't know about the flies
John Sullivan
>yfw it is hitashi in arabic
Xavier Martinez
Wtf. All those different insects were like " oh man, i love cheese i cant wait to eat that"
Jose Foster
Lol
Jackson Baker
Logan Barnes
SA is not so bad insect wise, we have other animals that can vote though
Anthony Perry
I hate niggers and all but I'm glad boer shits are being exterminated.
t. a boer was rude to me once
Jaxson Stewart
It will just dodge it they are fast as hell. But if you come up slowly you can just put a jar over it slide some paper under and take it outside.
Justin Green
Not even close to extinction, almost like those thots you call sheep
Samuel Rodriguez
Flies are killers
Matthew Scott
You're thinking of new zealand desu
Liam Allen
Is that just a fuckoff big huntsman?
Chase Wright
Ryder Price
>cruel
It's a bug user it doesn't even have feelings.
Grayson Nguyen
opinion discarded:
Gavin Russell
>can you don't
Interesting grammar, senpai.
Huntsman spiders make my skin crawl and can't stand being in the same room as one but what are you going to do? Rules of nature.
youtube.com
Julian Brown
holy fuck i hate bugs
Nathaniel Campbell
Bump
Hudson Hughes
I hate the long winters and cold but on the other hand having literally no disgusting insects is a quite nice bonus.
Henry Hall
What a curious snek.
Nathan Lewis
there's no god
Sebastian Hall
>Pick them up (they normally won't bite)
I'd rather run through traffic.
Benjamin Brown
EXACTLY WHAT A SPIDER WOULD SAY
Jayden Miller
youtube.com
Cute kot enters a house in the countryside :3
Bentley Martinez
puma is a good looking, you can pet one, despite it can kill you with 1 bite
spider is ugly
Brayden Anderson
>Go ahead and breathe through your mouth user
>we won't hurt you
When I was a kid in rural Australia we used to play a game called 'Fly or no fly' where somebody would attempt to catch a fly from a swarm in a closed fist, after their attempt they would ask 'fly or no fly?' the other person would answer, the fist would open and a fly would either be there or not. If they got their prediction wrong they would get punched but if they got it right they would punch the person who asked it. Quite a fun game tbqh
Jacob Rivera
>cheese as bait
i learned something new today
Hudson Wood
And they didn't take a second and wonder why all those other insects are stuck there?
Luke Foster
>t. pussy
leave the ecosystem as it is unless they’re hurting you like bedbugs/termites/rats. parasites and rodents deserve to die, not pollinators and coefficient insects.
Jaxon Peterson
I know that compared to the average italian an insect is practically a genius, but I think you're expecting a little too much from them.
Ryan Smith
yeah it’s just further out in the wilderness. regardless we barely have any wild animals that aren’t chill unless you fuck with them. I can only think of dingoes and snakes as purposely messing with innocent people.
Jonathan Stewart
stunning and brave
Noah Rivera
>crocodiles, sharks, stonefish, blue ringed octopus, box jellyfish etc
Did you forget about the water bro?
Kayden Clark
spiders only hang out in houses that don’t smell of chemicals and bleach, if your house is clean you’re still vulnerable unless you like hospital-level sterility.
Brody Myers
boers are coming to our country in flocks it’s up to us to breed them out
Brody Edwards
o fuk aye
man it’s been years since I had a leg full of bluebottle stingers
I’m a country boy I don’t go beach much
Chase Adams
a-are you goming on do me a-user ;DD DDDD