I fucking hate my gf

just remember that as soon as you make your intentions known, if they're not interested, your friendship with her will be basically over
t. never made my feelings known to any girl for that reason

i have wife instead.... never get married.

Just being like “hi I like you” probably wouldn’t work out too well unless you’ve known her for a while and even then that’s kinda weird. Girls tend to be touchy around guys they like so you can reciprocate that if you think she’s interested or you’re interested yourself. Just try and be chill and if you think she’s receptive ask her out on a date and move from there.

drink first, must help, but not too much so you rape her

>He doesnt have a girlfriend that has the same hobbies, likes the same kind of music, has graduated from uni, hates feminism and denies the gender pay gap exists

lmoa

In my case I actually don't have a good enough reason to break up with her without looking like the bad guy, in fact I have no reason

accuse her of cheating then break up, even if there's no evidence it doesn't matter, people will understand that you THINK she cheated, and thus understand why you broke up.

Alright, thanks man

I have absolutely no friends.

Today i saw a girl that caught my attention, fair skin and wide hips, her ass moved side to side when she walked. How the fuck am i supposed to approach this woman to make her my wife? Mind you, i'll never see her again, so it's just an example.

There was another one about 2 months ago, she reminded me a lot of my highschool crush, so fucking much the unbearable pain of never talking to her came back. The last day i was seeing her i gathered up all my courage and decided to talk to her. I asked her number and gave mine. I texted "How are you?" responded "i'm fine, and you?" And never ever i got any other response from her. I figure pushing it would come as desperate, so i didn't insist.

Alright then, i tried and didn't work, and women here aren't expected to go to a man and show interest in him. Just what the fuck am i supposed to do if to everyone i'm a fucking stranger the first time i talk to them, the only fucking way to reach someone for the first time.

Think about it, we are literally built to fit in our cats with perfection. It's like God made us a perfect fit for each other.
I lost my virginity with my cat and even though she's got kittens we usually fuck once or twice a month - sometimes even more when her husband is either on catnip trips or when he can't satisfy her - and we always end up having good to great sex. The emotional attachment is pretty unique and the whole thing feels just natural. Sure when you are in the climax and someone slips a "meow" it feels weird but it's pretty amazing. We usually fuck on thursday nights because her husband is catching mice with his mates and on sundays, after the family lunch

literally no one said anything about any of this

This is your brain on Jow Forums

That's stupid, what if she or anyone asks why does he think she cheated? Is he gonna make something up? Nah it's not good, he should just tell the truth and say that he isn't interested in her anymore

I don't want a gf because she would intrude on my much-valued privacy in life, but I also don't want my family to be disappointed in me for not getting a gf and they're pretty much the only people I care about.
Tough situation.

there's not really any good way to do it, but if you feel like you're inevitably going to separate then it's better you do it sooner than later and it won't be as messy

Just make some shit up nigga, girls do it all the time when they find better cock

>it's not you, it's me
>I need to find myself
>you don't understand me!!!!

Stop being a faggot cuck sacrificing his time, attention and money on some whore he despises. Be a fucking man.

Never ask a woman how she's doing, that's fucking textbook pleasantry bullshit that comes off as "I have literally nothing to talk about and this conversation is going to go nowhere". Literally just shit talk them constantly, try to be more joking and funny than you are serious, like, obviously don't poke fun at their grandmother for dying but bring the bants about harmless shit

It's somewhere in this video
youtube.com/watch?v=GX6eXlFbPTE

I do too. Though I'm probably going to sleep soon. Sunday I told my mother and a friend if a jet engine detached from a plane, slammed through her apartment and shredded her I would have felt relieved. It's the sickest thought I've had. I'm an oldfag (38) and this is the worst thought I've had about anyone who wasnt an enemy in my entire life. Like I regret it so much but I admit that I hoped she randomly died. I said it would have caused calm for me.

Not being fucking interested is a good enough reason unless you're planning to marry her and make a family with her that you swear to not break apart for the sake of being family.

You're wasting her time, and you're wasting the time of another guy who's actually interested. Just fucking tell her it's not what you thought it would be and you need to think things over, that she should learn to choose better as well.

You said the part where you hate your girlfriend. I'm gonna go on a limb as say its because you both have nothing in common, dont enjoy doing the same things and were just in it because you thought you were both attractive.

Dating someone for their looks alone is literally the smallest brain thing possible, thats how you get stuck in the stupidest relationship traps.

I've been through it, its retarded.

She did cheat on me a while back with an Aboriginal named Gordon, who we previously had a threesome with, but I forgave her for it.

Dude. What's the first fucking line you utter in a conversation? Do you come up with some random bullshit out of the blue? This came off as she's not receptive to anything coming from me since it's a fucking greeting.

oh ffs man wtf

unforgive her for it then and break up with her over it you silly cuck

That was a few weeks back, I was ok with it because we all make mistakes and she isn't my property anyway. I also forgave Gordon and politely asked him not to fuck her without my permission again and he said he wouldn't. However over the past few days she's been really annoying and I've started to hate her.

Yep. For example I message a girl for the first time this morning and flamed her for being drunk last night

I only hate my gf because she takes up all my free time for my hobbies. But she is also a genius, kind, and traditional so I will never find a better wife.

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Wow what a surprise op is a pussy

RUN GORDON
ITS DA POLICEMAN

That sure as fuck doesn't sound like the first time you talk to her ever.

you don't forgive your girlfriend for her mistakes and you consider her your property? that's some fragile masculinity.

That song is extremely racist and offensive to aboriginals. Gordon is a nice guy, please don't make fun of him.

exposed

no, you are the one who has been exposed for listening to racist music that makes fun of aboriginals, bigot.

Are you the Aussie dating a Ch*nk?

99% sure he's a troll, but on the 1% chance he isn't, it wouldn't be him, i can't imagine a chink willingly going within smelling distance of an abo

no, she's white.

I'm not a troll and she isn't Chinese.

yes you are

i'm not going to bother arguing. You either believe it or you don't.

any time a girl is nice to me i feel like she's trying to hurt me so don't worry about it

that's is quite misogynistic of you, you should improve your personality and seek therapy.

It is a troll, gordon is a reference to this timeless classic
youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

prove to me that you're not a troll

A fellow man of intellect i see
And importantly as well that shit will go through the group like wildfire so you'll never be able to look any mutual friend in the eye ever again

why

So you think that just because his name is Gordon and he's aboriginal its a reference to that song?

and how will I do that?

post a pic of gordon's dick to prove he exists

Why would Gordon send a picture of his penis to another man?

post the pic or you're a troll

CAUCAS SILA AUSSIE MAGILA

I asked him, this is what he sent back.

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no dick pic = troll, get that pic for me now

mate you're either a cuck or a bad troll, either way you're dumb as

based long running troll poster
I appreciate your posts

How can I get it if he literally told me to fuck off when I asked?

I'm neither.

I'm not a troll.

>hey mate can you call me a faggot for this funny Jow Forums prank I'm pulling

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made me lol more than the troll has

is this actual autism? or worse?

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My girlfriend doesn't message me for days at a time sometimes.

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