/brit/

dont like it when you lads dont reply to me

youre all fucking boring wankers anyway

no

I feel that shaving my head bald would send an appropriate message to the people in my life that I'm not fully there and am in fact going through what some would definitely describe as crisis, mentally

Need a new:
Phone
Car
Laptop
Graphics card
Computer monitor

*Awkwardly puts my hand on your shoulder in solidarity*

Need a new city, I'm tired of this one. I need to meet new people otherwise everything feels S L O W

Have you considered London?

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Just made cheese on toast going to eat it then shave my hair off with a beard trimmer

beard trimmers are a bit loud for 5am

I live there now already
I need somewhere new and it's too expensive
Don't care

>European cities with skyscrapers
Wonder how many thousands of years of archeology they bulldozed away to build that skyline.

i'm partial to a bit of cock

oh now you tell me

slow? or fast. to me nothingness actually accelerates time. every day is the same so weeks turn into years and everything is the same and you are still shitposting on Jow Forums.

Phil is are lad.

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Yeah thats because you didnt meet new people and do new things

any tranny yank man in

interested?

Could go for some vegan doughnuts ngl

Mick died rip

really don't swing that way

going to bed
I don't like any of you
night

I’m always down for a kebab and I would say it’s becoming an issue

>yank spells donut "doughnut"
oh fuck off already

Yeah Mick was a good lad too. RIP

tee hee :v

Going to continue with my education lads so I can have a career
Don't want to be a minimum wage cuck my entire life

right here

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aye

Dream's Ashes (2005)

>Local drug dealer Lee finds his world turned upside down when his girlfriend leaves to live with the local hard man. Now receiving intimidation instead of giving it, Lee finds life as he knows it slipping away as he's haunted by the ghost of his dead child.

This is a B-Movie filmed entirely in leeds by people from leeds and it's so hilariously fucking awful. It's free on Amazon prime. It's a bunch of inbred chavs from leads trying to do arthouse

>so i can have a career
depends on what you're being "educated" in
my sister has a fucking masters degree and doesn't work in a related field at all. brutal.

Why do these low budget films always decide to pick crime as the topic

Absolutely craving some beef jerky right now buts it's lent and I'm not supposed to eat meat

I want to be an auto mechanic

I wanna fug that cute lad.

they're chavs from leeds
they're just playing themselves

YANKS STOP APPROPRIATING BRITISH SLANG

Thats good. And Viable.
Typically when people talk like that they're not talking about the trades.

emmayank is not going to be pleased to hear this

you literally don't need to go to trade school to be a mechanic lmao

cringe

Choon: youtube.com/watch?v=RSSmwXy98IY

Unfortunately for you, Emma only has sex with higher apes.

Why does takeaway have to be so expensive and fattening

Dont care about cringe but I am going through some shit

Yes you do
I'm not going to trade school ethier
My community College has a program and will set me up with an internship at the end

my frogs are gaining traction...

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If he wants to be some grease monkey making barely above minimum wage working at some shady garage, yeah.
If you're fully educated/certified that's another story.

Meant to type primates not apes ffs.

no you don't. my friend from high school has been a mechanic for 4 years now and he got a job right out of high school at a shop that was hiring

why is every UK flag on this site an underaged shitskin from the south?

don't care

Uh there aren't any shitskins in the south

How are you celebrating international women’s day?

Wish I lived here

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ill put you in traction you weird little dope with your gay fucking frogs

And he'll work only in shitty service stations for the rest of his life making shit money unless he has an education. If he has a real education he could work anywhere. Guys who work as mechanics at dealerships and auto-plants make way better money than some half retarded yokel asswipe mechanic in buttfuck, oklahoma. Fuck he could joint he military and work on armored vehicles IDK.

My long term goal is to open my own auto shop and be my own boss
No more wagecucking
But that's a long ways from now

yeah you'd fuck me wouldn't you

you'd put that bare cock right in my dry asshole wouldn't you

>Fuck he could joint he military and work on armored vehicles IDK.
no lmao. a cert from a community college will not land you a job as a mechanic in the military. you have to actually join the military and learn there

Love the English countryside simple as.

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I would never join the military
You couldn't pay me

you'd have a better shot at landing that MOS if you have a background in auto-mechanics, even if its just community college
Especially compared to some cleetus from georgia with no education who says "hurdur i wanna work on dem trucks, bawss"

just stop posting you embarrassment

me neither. I can't even stand someone chewing loudly next to me, let alone sleeping with someone 6 inches away from me

effeminate gimps

he's way more attractive than me
guess this is how women feel when they see troons like carolina ramirez

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>you'd have a better shot at landing that MOS if you have a background in auto-mechanics
no, it quite literally does not matter what qualifications you have. you will NOT be a military mechanic without going through the actual military training and choosing to be a mechanic.

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Finished Kaiji S2 a little while ago lads, the last challenge goes on too long but the last episode is really fucking good

hm

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OD'ing on vargpills rn
Heill Óðinn, sæl Óðinn

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stfu you cringe inducing spastic
incel frog posting freak

>you will NOT be a military mechanic without going through the actual military training and choosing to be a mechanic.
YES retard I am fucking aware of that you grey matter mangled shitcunt.
The POINT is...if you apply for that position...while having a pre existing background in mechanics...you stand a better chance of landing that MOS than the retard with NO background in auto mechanics.
Does that seem fucking CLEAR to you, faggot.

>if you apply for that position
oh right, so you don't know how the fucking military works
howling
"if you apply for that position"

>willingly becoming an Israeli war orc
Gonna be a yikes and hard pass from me

my speech bubble on the right

That's how it works yeah.
>be grunt
>superiors say "we're looking for rangers/mechanics/medics, etc in the X program if you're interested"
>say "sign me up"
>go through the paces and hope you make the cut
not everything military related is just dictated on a whim by brass you childish dumbfuck. You have choices.

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>>be grunt
>>superiors say "we're looking for rangers/mechanics/medics, etc in the X program if you're interested"
>>say "sign me up"
>>go through the paces and hope you make the cut
exactly. so where the fuck does you having a community college certificate come in to help?
fucking retard. literal fucking retard

trips of truth kike confirmed

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>so where the fuck does you having a community college certificate come in to help?

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You mong. You actual mong.
What the fuck am I doing here?
Losing IQ as I type!

PLEASE fuck me and let me scratch up that ripped back xx

looks like the retarded yank on a vpn is stumped

>You mong. You actual mong.
>What the fuck am I doing here?
>Losing IQ as I type!

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You have literally no idea what you're talking about and are arguing for the sake of it like a spastic nut.
Good luck.

>You have literally no idea what you're talking about and are arguing for the sake of it like a spastic nut.
>Good luck.

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I LIKE IT WHEN WE'RE ALL ANGERY GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>look mom i attached the picture 'cause i'm all outta arguments, look mom
k

the retarded yank with a swiss vpn said it mattered that you get a community college certificate and then he said it doesn't matter at all to get into the program
sad!