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Just had a wank to two birds eating eachothers arseholes
Best wank in a month

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Away for the week with the gf

Time to delete all the whatsapp conversations in good time, tell the other girls I am 'busy with work' and block them until next Friday

1960s - music
1970s - drugs
1980s - film
1990s - video games
2000s - internet
2010s - ????

what is 2010s? arguing about politics?
or do i have it wrong and 2000s were video games and 2010s are internet?

Social media

hardcore pornography

The 50s were more important for film

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2010-2014 had some pretty great games. feel like everything went to shit after that for the most part.

Need to listen to foals new album

I have shagged some prime slags just remembered this now

Like sometimes I get a bit depressed about having no bird but then I remember how monged some of the slags I've shagged are and I feel better

1980s - music
1970s - drugs
1980s - film
1990s - television
2000s - video games
2010s - internet
2020s - ????

Want to live on space a la red dwarf

I’ll be Cat

Anyone in?

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Cornish independence

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unironically depressed

2020s: telekinesis/start of the singularity

You know when birds think they're too good but you knew them when they were mongs sort of thing and can see through the bullshit illusion

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It will be okay x

cringe

no sorry I don't

picture of jez

early 2000's was pretty damn great from what I can remember. 2005-2010 was amazing too. did social media ruin everything?

this show was dogshite

this

I always feel too intimidated to approach hot girls in clubs so usually go for the plain ones.
Whenever I have been drunk enough to approach hot ones it usually goes pretty well, need to remember that they are just people too.

might do

what poo shade do brit posters live in

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Absolutely, you could be pretty happy with your lot in life before. Now you are constantly exposed to how the other side live every day. Or take ex gfs for example, in the past you just wouldn’t see them again now you get to see them having a great time with their new bfs, just lots of little things like that.

having a boner

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

50-100

Post art

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This is sort of what I was getting at above. You think they're better than they are... but like... at life, in general. When in reality they're mongs man

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Realize that if I think about how attractive a bird is and try to gauge inside my head if I am attracted tot hem or not and size them up I become staggered when talking to them.
Literally just walk up and start talking to them without thinking its all that ever works for me.

I can't deal with cringe humour, makes me very uncomfortable. I don't really like a lot of british comedy shows because of this

5000+ and i hate it

good morning

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25-50 thankfully, I’m from one of the most rural counties in England. The whole county only has a population of 190k which is tiny when you consider just London has 8million people

fuck off

Gonna use viagra for the first time

are you excited for the new anno game

Yes, without a doubt. Appearently this is one of the most contributing reasons for the decline of perceived happiness among women in the West, because they are social creatures and always compare themselves to other women. So when they see these lives of social media superstars they feel worthless in comparison. Maybe that also explains the higher standards women have now when it comes to dating. I really miss the days when not everyone walked around with a camera on their phone. The world felt less claustrophobic and more real.

it's a right laugh

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fuck off

haven't you seen the video of the chinese virgin freak who died using it

oh yes

certainly

making an arraignment

>2012+7
>living in London

start with 25mg I use that as my pre-workout

Hope you have a lovely day

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Listing your pronouns like some bent freak

seeing a lot of evil in this thread

taking a chance and watching a new netflix series without looking up the RT score

what kind

12 pork dumplings consumed

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which one? recently did a watch on an Italian netflix series it was fantastic

just heard gilbert gottfried's real voice

Is the viagra they sell in pub toilets legit

got caught doing a thing

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Manga
youtube.com/watch?v=hKzVYB2MKxk

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The Order, came out today I think.
Is the one you're on about the one with Sean Bean in?

doing a watching

bit bloody haram

double, no, triple homicide

>buy a box full of cheap trinkets made in china garbage for 2 JD this morning
>sell each one for 3 JD for stupid brit tourists

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Need to get my hands on a large amount of money quickly to escape virgin freakism

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I'm a baseline junkie (what)
I'm a baseline junkie (tell em again)

Nice, meanwhile I have running water.

Why is Birmingham the biggest shithole out of our large cities?
I would say it’s even worse than London, at least London has some neat museums and stuff like that.

cringe as an emotion and a word is a marker for how oversocialized and overtly sated humans are in the western world, with films and other media reinforcing stereotypes about what constitutes a hunan conversation
you'll never see an african or a low class chinese man complaining about an encounter that was cringy

I'm not actually a virgin but I have become somewhat reclusive and lonely recently
Money can fix this

It's called Suburra:blood on rome. without a doubt one of the best series I've watched so it was a pleasant surprise

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What’s that like 50p?

as if

shalom

Israel is our greatest ally

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my wife, she's a real battle axe

israel is pretty cringe when you think about it

cringe

>no one likes my western manga

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Good post lad
There is something inherently wrong about "cringe", it's very feminine or bitchy or passive
It's similar to pity in some ways

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based

comics
manga is the japanese word for comics, even they refer to them as comics when speaking english

i have running water and a house that is probably larger than yours too.
>mfw JOD is higher than british pound

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Truro vs Plymouth
>Plymouth has caffeine club
>Truro has Bunters
face off!

Why has crimewatch been on everyday this week?

Yeah but it's manga style

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meow meow meow meow

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*glances over at the Birmingham demographics*
Something there hinting towards why it's such a shithole