/cum/

>I'm hitting a Juul

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I'm hitting u
*punches u*

cringe go back to your containment thread

HILLDAWGS ASSEMBLE

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youtu.be/nWgMFP9-Jy0

There's literally nothing wrong with seeing your dad's dick as a child

t. gay

Will weed ruin my life?

it's clearly a fleshlight with a straw attached to the bottom

nah

t. dadlet

Yes

How do I get an american gf?

yes

My friendship with Hillary is over

I stan Age of Conan and Omar now

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Yes

painu vittuun lumineekeri

If you smoke it daily then maybe, if you have a joint every now and then, it’s not a problem.

Drugs are bad mmmkay I only like those weird marijewana gummies at the store

the manface and deep voice didn't clue you in already?

very nice.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kc1TZ-VSjj4

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Everyone that's not a ped in the year 2019 is disgusting normalcattle

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youtu.be/PXf4rkguwDI

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I unironically like New Order more than Joy Division

Me too, they're way better

things i need to do:
get a gf
get a job
move out
not in that order

alternatively win the lottery and move to nyc

based, new order is far superior

do you have a car?

yes

how do you have a car with no job?

me estomago hurts again

sorry /cum/ is a no homo zone.
only girls allowed

This but without the gf

Not that hard, it just drains my savings somewhat

if I won the lottery I would blow it all on hookers and guns

oh ok, here car insurance costs like $300+ a month

it was given to me

I deserve a gf

>sorry /cum/ is a no homo zone.
Fake fake dane

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things i need to do:
ask for a raise and get it
clean my apartment
get a gf

A MONTH????
i pay 400~ every six months

yeah, my insurance is $380 a month (i have a new SUV though) and medium levels of liability coverage

youtube.com/watch?v=SicJqAY7mTg
i would blow it all on shitty kindle books I forgot to return within 7 days

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things I need to do:
find a reason to not kill myself
kill myself

*hits pipe*
Kids were a mistake. The ungrateful bastards take 18 years and $100-200k EACH. Simply not worth it.

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wtf have you caused multiple collisions or something?
my insurance is nowhere near that

i've never been in an accident but i have only had my license for a bit over a year, if i had a full discount my insurance would cost something like $275-300

they're changing the way insurance works in BC in october though which will probably reduce my insurance quite a bit, a lot of people are not paying what they should be because the insurance is bound to license plates and not individual drivers

What's with the constant brown posting in /cum/?

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hear me out
subnautica
but in space

i paid 70 bucks a month for just pl/pd(basic as basic gets) on a 12 year old car.
>new SUV, probably under 25, expensive as fuark car, full coverage, no driver's ed school
reasonable i guess

I wish I was a Jedi

It will ruin your life if you smoke it daily in the way that you will become a lazy shit with no will to do anything productive. But if you smoke it say, 2 or 3 times a week you'll be fine.

We've rejected our nazi posting and are fully embracing the Browning of America

How would that work?

i'm 31, and i don't have full coverage, i have a pretty middle of the road amount of coverage

i have friends with shitty cars who have a full discount and still pay like $250 a month, BC is fucked

need a job

>BC is fucked
don't need to tell me that
enjoy your ridiculous pst and alcohol taxes

I wish I had a mogwai

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I made this gif

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i make my own alcohol to get around that, the PST really sucks though

had a brief moment of panic thinking i set lube to my parent's address

Just made a post in the wrong thread

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i made this gif

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space engineers

i wish i was dead

if i move to nyc should i live in brooklyn or manhattan

rewatching br2049 again

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nice gif, can i save it?

brooklyn, unless you have the money to afford manhattan.

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i dont knwo where to go

to the life purpose store

ofc fren

Why isn't Mexico more powerful? They used to be an empire.

LOL I bet BC insurance is crazy because of all the chinese drivers on the road

It's the US' fault

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why?

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yeah, back before they know how to use the wheel

Spain left

Genetic inferiority

in name only
they've always had administrative issues

Gonna take a big huge coffee shit brb

Taking a big fat coffee shit

Anyone got any dindins suggestions?
Going to the store soon
Can't think of what I want to eat

taking a big fat cry

>NO BEVERAGES, FOOD, OR SMOKING IN CLASSROOMS
what they mean by this?

keep the cheetos, faygo, and newports outta the classroom you goddamn reprobate

Taking a big fat fap

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you're finna boutta gonna hafta dab elsewhere

what is up my dudes

I don't understand how you're supposed to eat these things. People say you need to smush it but then all the juice falls onto the plate

Whose mouth is that large to eat this?

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