Ywn be a blood elf

>ywn be a blood elf

How do you cope with this feeling lads?

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No need to cope because elf males are cucks. I'd rather be human, orc, troll or a tauren

>anime sephiroths and transmog sluts
>end up being 80% horde player base
Get out of my horde REEEEE

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>tfw most played characters were troll priest and orc hunter

>because blood elf males are cucks

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>wanting to be a perfidious twink junkie who fucks everyone over and still manages to lose most of the times
yikes
I'd rather be a based dwarf hunter or tauren shaman

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I haven't played BoA. How shit is it?

fucking nerds

fuck off ho*De cuck

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decent mmo
shit wow

I am commander of the Jow Forums WoW group. You can ask me anything.

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I haven't played any WoW since 2008 and when I went back in out of curiosity recently I couldn't believe how it changed. I mean literally what the fuck did they do to the game. Made me sad.

Legion is considered one of the best expansions of all time. BoA is as bad as WoD

Dont let their more refined looks fool you. They are power fanatics and ultra nationalists looking to make their race great again. As a bonus to that they'd be chick magnets without effort irl.

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high elven girls love human cocks

Bullshit. Blood elves never mix.

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I coped with putting 150 days of game time in to my Belf male main.

High elven girls repeatedly get HUMANED in lore though

I want 2009 back. School days, playing WOTLK, not giving a fuck about anything. Those were the days...

The whole of the windrunner family.
The race of the Half Elves.

holy shit i can't stop laughing

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cope

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>whole
Ronin is dead, I dont think Veressa had a kid with him. Sylvanas literally cant reproduce. Thats only Alleria left and she is with one of the strongest paladins alive.

autism

This makes no sense. Isnt the blood elf life span 10 times that of a human? Why would they be interested to be with someone whose life is literally a blink of an eye for them?

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Holy based

They're looking for a quick fuck and suck. Once the humies get old they get a new one

not true
may be a little bit longer than human's but not that long

Thottery is unacceptable in highly traditional sin'dorei society.

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So, you aren't a drug addict who will eventually burn out and turn into a wretch no matter what does he do about it?
Legjobb gój, gratulálok

Beastiality is fine in elven socities though. Have to remember that humans are not even the same species. Thottery only applies to same species sex

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>High elf/blood elf 18-20[w 19][w 20][w 21] Unknown Unknown Unknown Over 3,800

King Anasterian was 10 000 years old if I recall right. And he didnt die a natural death but got killed.

no you're not buster

Just like any addiction it can be overcome through willpower? Thats what your character does. Plus their Sunwell got renewed with light energy.

it's grim i'll be honest
i don't care about boomer vanilla shit i want a MOP server

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>unknown
>unknown
lmoa
Im pretty sure you can easily your lifespan with magic or some shit
otherwise how fucked up you have to be that you got destroyed despite being immortal and basically having endless experience in all spheres

>may be a little bit longer than human's but not that long
they live for literal thousands of years

cope

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I wsnt to see him insert his Human schlong into her elven pussy. Am i a degenerate?

She still looks young while he is already an old man. She'd be a widow soon.

of course no my human brother
elves are made for BHC (Big Human Cock)

Jow Forums guild in classic? I just wanna make wow friends and have a real community.

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>Drug addicted, traitorous orcish cocksuckers
HIGH ELVES are the ultimate redpill.

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If you're talking about Arthas then first, they got betrayed by their own kind. Second, they underestimated their enemy and have never faced this kind of evil before.

I actually play horde (orc) but for some reason i find this hot

If i can't be commander of the WoW group I will

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Theres so few of them left, they have no strength on their own. They must unite with their brothers.

Isn't it enough to be a human on planet earth, where i get to hang out with all you bros? haha enjoy your games pals

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>Genocide us Garitosh sama please

blah blah whatever, they were litrally immortal as you said, they had thousands of years to prepare for everything

Room for a priest?

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based

I think its the trolls that have the biggest schlongs in game. Just a feeling.

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what is your mbti?

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God I hate pandaren, which is why I main one (ironically)

Arthas came by surprise. They didnt expect him. They were living a thousand year of peace as you said, only battling some amani trolls here and there. It made them soft.

ok ok u can join we need healers

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Im sorry but I need to remind you that this is NOT a LFR thread. We focus on the blood elves of Quel'Thalas.

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good post, fuck the schizos
need some goddamn ELVES ITT

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Fuck no. I will not play without Blood Elves.

Lor'themar warchief when?

Blood Knights should've being a heroic class.
The how Naaru torture lore is so badass.

the whole*

this is now a dorf thread

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I'm a fucking orc and respect you more than these gay ass glam metal elves

Please invade soon