Only a couple more weeks until we can legally start deporting British expats

>only a couple more weeks until we can legally start deporting British expats

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>british expat
>in portugal
Why

how long would it take for them to be able to rejoin?

you need unanimous support from all members to join, so at least 30 years as Ireland will fuck them as much as possible
honestly just take in Scotland when they inevitably separate and call it a day

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the Great Upheaval lmao!

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leaving was a dumb idea but that's democracy for you lol

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can spen take back Gibraltar finally?

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eu loving uk hating virgin neet foreigners need to spend less time on the internet watching anime and more time outside

>only 94 more days until das finale 2

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yesterday shisha and kebab with fren
today reading a book
tomorrow drink
Saturday drink
l don't dislike the uk btw

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soon, weeb.

lol I hope so, the British Empire has no place in the Mediterranean and need to leave Gibraltar and Cyprus
thank you based fluff!

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>Ireland will fuck them as much as possible
Ireland is not happy with Brexit, Britain is its top import market and its second largest export market.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
speaking of Gibraltar l saw the Pillars of Hercules, it was kinda impressive

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>legally
>deporting
just stab em in the neck, what will little broken britain do against our evropean might? nothing, that's what... after thinking about it for two years haha

The sun never sets on the British Empire. Cry harder as the empire keeps control of the entrance to the Mediterranean.

Good, we will also get rid of the smelly poortugese inside our borders.

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that is before brexit, after a no-deal if the UK wanted to rejoin there would be no reason for the Irish to not leverage their position inside the EU to extract concessions from the Brits, it's already happening all over the world...
Abe is also going to get a good trade deal with Britian. and by good I mean good for Japan

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the government said that if you don't let us keep emigrating to the UK all the British expats in Portugal will be expelled lol

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But now you're going to have to pay more for eastern european shitholes to cover what we used to pay, frog.

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yeah everyone in Japan recalled the alliance of 1902.

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British expats are more valuable to poortugal than poortugese expats are to Britain...

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our alliance if from 1386 but no reciprocity of rights no deal

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no really, we can always replace them with Frogs, Germans and Scandis and it works just fine, meanwhile you try to run your NHS with Pakis and Poos instead of Dagos and see how well that goes for you

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No, you will just take in more angolans and Mozambique people

lmao

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Would Spain let Scotland join?
On the one hand they get to cuck the brits because of Gibraltar
But on the other they'd be basically giving legitimacy to Catalonia's independence movement

Angolans and Mozambicans are not EU members dumb wani

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:^(

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not really tho, those are two very different situations

know what? you alright wani
respect

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>that grenadier
ebin

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did you know the British called it the "potato masher" during the war?

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l've heard of that

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based!

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more and more french boomers retire to Portugal

back to your facebook general, anglo SCUM

the more old farts from across europe come here to spend their retirement money the better for our economy

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you're sweet and cheap, they're loaded, everybody wins

and it's not like old farts commit crimes, + the boost to our healthcare industry is bretty nice
old people really are GOAT immigrants

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basado

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based Rich Harbor

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CRINGE poor harbour.

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oi m8, no bulli in my thread

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Posting lewd images of underage girls, user?

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16+ is legal in civilized places!

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Panzer girls?
made to satisfy lust of course!

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No! Sensha-do teaches young girls to become good wives and mothers!

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>through gup, unity
woah is this the well-known luso-anglo alliance ?

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you're not a good wife and mother if you don't expertly release your husband's lust

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Here's hoping you all are able to get the hell out of the EU and preserve some freedom and autonomy for yourselves. As an outsider looking in, it seems like the UK has been suffering the loss of it's identity as the lamplight of freedom, civilization, hope... Now you've had all your guns taken away, you're now getting your steak knives confiscated, your cities don't have any English-looking folks... I'm sad for you guys. You deserve better than the EU. You deserve to be proud British people. Reclaim that.

gup brings me and many other anons internationally much joy
thank you Japan!

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why don't you read the Rose of Versailles, which inspired BC umm?

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is this the gup thread

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Spoken like a true american.

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Will you deport Maddie too or are you still keeping her?

I should, but only after my exams

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Anchovy a cute!

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yes!

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Algarve is where tired old bongs go to die.

>algarve
>el gharb
heheheh

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>deport British expats

Lucky you. Here we hand them German passports in droves.

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>oxalá
>inshallah
we wuz muslims n shit

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Are British expats in Germany even that bad?

We will not be stopped.

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No, they're actually great and I'm glad we have them.

>We will not be stopped.

NOT SO FAST

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Get that thing away from me!

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based darjeeling poster

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>Get that thing away from me!

NEVER! And to finish you off, I shall throw the Big Book of German Jokes at you. Take that!

take this, kraut!

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What does this mean? Are you wanting to not be British anymore and just become mutted up with all the other mess of Africans and crap in Europe? I feel like the world is worse off if there isn't a British Britain full of British people. Do you all no longer feel that way?

pls translate as I am far too stupid and uncultured to understand German

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pls translate as I am far too stupid and german to understand jokes

>chala
>head chala
>oxalá
We wuz sayans.

you will die if you understand it!
it's a monty python reference

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Algarve is pretty much a British colony at this point.

>tfw son of English parents in the Algarve

P-P-Please don't deport me I like it here.

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oh I remember that sketch
still can't understand or read any German

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You will be assigned a state-sponsored moura gf in order to integrate.

speak of the devilContra os Bretões marchar, marchar!

You suddenly started talking about there being no English people in our cities (wrong) and talk about gun ownership? It's not a political thread, it's a tankgirl thread!

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lad, stop being so based or you'll make me love england again

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Why ever did you stop loving us!

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>tfw parents move to the North of Portugal, barely any moura grills

Feelsbadman

Please I was born and bred here let me live.

Imagine thinking Brexit is a good idea

I don't love Portugal...

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I actually don't know

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begging for mercy in English and failing to post Panzer girls will only increase your chances of getting deported!

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>Imagine thinking Brexit is a good idea

It's a fantastic idea because it will diminish and humiliate Britain.

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oh...

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cut the lad some slack

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I once met an Anglo who had been living here for almost 10 years and didn't speak a word of Portuguese
it really triggered the shit out of me....

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Based. Fuck anglos. Hope the Scottish and Irish leave and England implodes

>Fuck anglos

I like the way you think.

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Anglophobia is so dull and repetitive. Can someone say nice things about England for once? I'm sick of reading the same shit.

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I'm hyped

A phobia would imply it's irrational. Anglos deserve all the hate they receive

utterly based

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