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looks like mr bean if he had a bigger nose

how does it feel?

THE AYES TO THE RIGHT

arriving in chester lads
just passed 2 mig 21s parked in Chester airport or whatever it’s called

fucks sake

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having friends and a gf is expensive lads. i used to be able to save loads of money when i was a lonely virgin freak

sister went to see a "spiritualist" and she directly named the illegitimate daughter of one of my uncles that only a few of us know about.

really dont like how much you can find out about people through facebook and the internet. also dont want to bully my sister about believing in "spiritualists".

blog on

get this too, heart rate goes mental
how do i stop mine from triggering

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Haha that's definitely not me

here we go

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the real reason they hate are tucker

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>Head below the surface of a frozen lake
>Head in the black water, let it seep into my brain
>God around your neck though He never did too much for you
>I wish I knew Him better, though I don't think there's much He'd wanna do

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same except i never had loads of friends just more than 0

what do you think her politics are?

deepfakes never blink

She's said she supports the green party

high tory

drinking an aero' 'fee

ah FUCK
the exgf has invited me to a restaurant that is right next to the curent protobf's apartment and not only does this upset me but if he sees me he'll think im stalking him and that would be a catastrophe

hmm interesting

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chinless tend to vote lefty

oxford
why dont you just start a wordpress if you want to blog your entire life

blog on

no one cares

:v

At least that tells you that she's actually a bona fide left-winger and not some headless neoliberal who sees politics as a sporting event

twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1105875603163627520?s=19
State of leavers

am a manlet masochist
the perfect permutation

yeah, don't agree but i can respect it

>chinless tend to vote lefty

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There is a global ban on publishing anything about the identity of Venables or his accomplice Robert Thompson.

i actually have a blog but its written entirely in a complex rotorcipher thingy i invented so nobody except me can read it

and in fact i lost the "decoding" script a while ago so while i can still encode and add entries i dont have a way to actually go back and read them later

pictured: typical corbyn voter

I’m a high Tory
I advocate the return of the Stuart monarchs

don't have a hat big enough in my folder tbqh

ataturk must have killed so many aussies at gallipoli, an admirable man

Same
And same

your waifu has a weak lower jaw. dwi

reminder to not post memes here
they can be brought against you in a court of law

>pictured: typical corbyn voter

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arent they scottish

fascinating mate, truly fa-
*see some strangers in the distance*
sorry pal, my mates are here, gotta go
*drops my pint and runs off*

yet here you are blogging day in and day out about your uninteresting life, you';re a nobody just like the rest of us, no one cares what you have to say.

>Facebook and instagram down across the UK

oh no how will neurotypicals blog on now?

pictured: smug corbyan

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great fuckingf post

want to romance a lonely middle aged woman

they will start coming here

>you';re a nobody just like the rest of us
literally never claimed otherwise
thats why im here innit

youtu.be/Q18JKg6blYs

Proper anxious

Hope it never comes back.

peng

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>days trying to be PM: all of them
>days as PM: 0

the stuarts? no I prefered our german empire building overlords

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you imply that you are someone that we should be interested in by blogging, you are not. Please refrain from blogging in the future and you will not have such a hostile response.

diddums

Having a shit
#blogon

Wasn't it the stuarts that created the infamous British navy.

housemates gf is an unhinged psycho bitch

yar
and the rightful kings of england

Can u come to my caravan the toasters broke again

same. I don't think we're close enough to all travel across the country and meet up now

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no that was me

What if facebook's been taken down by the government because something really bad has happened and they want to avoid chaos from word spreading??

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I was the opposite

in todays society we get the worst aspects of communism and the worst aspects of capitalism

there was a louis theroux semi recently but i haven't seen it yet

alri boomer, we snapchat and watsapp news nowerdays

why cant you share ur bed

knew brexit would kill are maj desu

Wow mate you must be real big brained to come up with that

louie takes down some lying arab rapist manlet

to smol

>semi
what

calm before the storm edition
3rd day in, felt really off an hour ago now feeling comfy. gonna count on this 'second wind' tomorrow
the weight gained in the break was removed within a day -- im ~83kg (down from 91), the rate of decrease is hard to calculate...
blog out

good news lads
organised a violent anal rape session for next weekend with the step brother

FUCK WH*TE """PEOPLE"""

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The AP goin' psycho, my Rollie goin' brazy
I'm hittin' lil' mama, she wanna have my babies

anyone here work night shifts?
thinking of getting a night shift warehouse job for a few months over summer
can anyone with experience with this tell me what it's like?

semi-recently

I worked in the Amazon factory

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It;s been a long war
we're so tired and dirty!

alri wop

warehouse jobs seems comfy,
had night shifts as a dishwasher and you sleep like a log afterwards -- hard to sleep for a bit and you feel tired as shit

how was it

Fucking hell lads, anyone in Cheadle right now.
The internet is down completely, not just Facebook.
Can see fire coming from the high street.