Give me an international boyfriend

Give me an international boyfriend

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Reported to Shin Bet authorities

you mean you wanna taste my Micro Uzi???

Do you ever thinks that you could be in a concentration camp if hitler won?

Why is her armpit blushing?

i thought just finns make this gay-threads

Here

This is Jow Forums, the board of the gay. Anyone can make these threads, even you.

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I will be your boyfriend, but only if you are literally Megumin

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*put my big AK on your shoulder*

I could cosplay megumin.

I thought /b/ was the board of the gay, oh wait a minute... traps are not gay
Mind showing me your OTR-21 Tochka UWU

Is this you Shahar?

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only if you realy want it...

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He probably weighs twice as much as me and he has more facial hair than I can grow even if I wanted to

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Okay.
I'm your bf now.

oh yes, launch it, launch it!!!!!!!!

Dummy
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*missile succesfully penetrated

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got more?

moar what?

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more picks of ur tochka owo

Owo

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Ehh ok, last pick
imgur.com/a/fkKi49y

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>imgur.com/a/fkKi49y
why imgur username no show?

Dunno, i just upload pick without any profile creation

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thats ()
why we shouldnt be chopping dick israelanon, natural dick is simply uwu

The only reason Jews and Arabs do it is because it's in the "holy book" I mean you do whatever you want it's better to be neutral about it than hate myself for it.

ye, at least the future now, so we can attain the purest of male form thorugh stem cells, personally idc what people want for themselves, and I have pretty much gotten over it, but I don't think doing it to children is a good idea for other reasons,

Holy shit
Russian guys look like THIS?

yes, russanons are nice

Just a regular skinny boy

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but nevertheless israelanon we were gifted with a beautiful russanon today, peak male right there

peak male nevertheless, top definitely

h-how tall are you

~183cm (and 58kg)
Thanks!

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wowwww

I hate this place, because of all the exposure to traps I see here last night I had a dream I was in the red light district and fucked a trap in the ass, then woke up with buckets of cum in my underwear. I’ve never once even been remotely interested in traps either.

>imgur.com/a/2vEDtoJ
help russanon links dont work anymore

Yep, i del post
Not so tall, i know
Just accept yourself, homo :3

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pls, keep them, noooooooooooooo

>not so tall
Lol, I’m 5’7 (170cm) and you’re definitely tall (and cute) to me :3

5'6, same here cutie pie russanon

Post feet

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fine
Wow, so little cutie. i can pick you up :3

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pls save pics russanon,

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That's over 10cm taller than me, it's quite tall.

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Am sorry israel user, but I must tear up alliance in favor of russanon

tfw no skinny tall bf to bully me

Short boys cute, love them

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>i can pick you up :3
Damn that’s my dream

pick me up 2 pwease uwu, 5'6 100 lb

> 100 lb
Huh? Its ~45kg..you so lightweight
Its easy to implement

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I'd bully you, with my penis.
But I'm not tall.

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Ew then no
I am 160 I need at least 185

so i decided to check, gained a bit more weight, 103 lb, so almost 47 kg

I’m 68 kg and slightly taller than you. How much food and what kind of food do you eat everyday to maintain that weight? I am trying to lose about enough weight to be at yours.

>ew
Mean Finn.

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Sorry
:3

Its still very small weight, i can lift ~75-80 kg
> i can pick up ~75-80 kg
Dunno, i just eat all what i want. Ectomorphic somatotype and good metabolism

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same, and glad you can lift a tiny boy like me, us of mongol blood are usually tinybois, same here, high metabolism, i eat whatever i want, however, I usually dont eat that much meat

Ehh now the rest of the day i will dream about tiny boy on my hands and kisses..

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awww thx

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Dont know what i need doing for implementation of this dreams

Kidnap the cutest one you'll find, put him in the bag, lock him to your basement and rest is up to you

its illegal and i dont have basement

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Pretty sure there's some tinybois in rossiya too, you look physically nice and you seem to have a sweet personality, you shouldn't have much issue

Another option is to just do it the old fashioned way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, i have some cutie friends, but they live ~7-9k km from me...big russia@long distance

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Wtf 7-9km is nothing

...

no car? if no car, do they have a car?

> ~7-9k
> k
Ehh, no i dont have car, but you really cant imagen this travel? Its really big distance for car

Ah I'm stupid
So very stupid

7-9 km is a bit long, but not that long, maybe 15 minutes, do your friends have cars?

7-9k

geez

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ah 7000 to 9000, have you ever seen your friends?

I am 185cm where's my cute trap bf

Yeah, couple of times

maybe you could talk to one of them that you feel most close to, and invite them to a date, if it all works out, perhaps you two can move in together

Just go to central Europe or binland or eesti

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Yes, maybe in close future. I have some plans to travel on west and live in Moscow or St. Pete.
Its not so easy...

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It isn't but if that person makes you happy, it is worth it

aww cutie...

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pls

Dunno, but we'll see
hm? i del this picks you cant see their

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I saved them

>jab
>micro
hehe

Oh..ok

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aaaaaaa i missed the thread
one european bf pls

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I'm not a trap tho

only if you're sub

Cumming right up

Boy tummies are my religion

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i dont want a trap
virgin but yes
okay thanks

So cute tummy...
want cuddle my face in it