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It's an L being delivered

HEY LOOK
JUST WON
ANOTHER
DEBATE

getting REALLY sick of capeshit

get your shit together and make good movies again, americans

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Want a human female to give me a blow job

*paging Dr. Retard to the mental ward*

Just won a debate

youtu.be/u0DLCyWrxDo

holy SHIT her voice is annoying
have i never heard it before???
goddamn

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go to /flag/ and I'll help you from there. It should work for you.

sopa autista uma falácia

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>won
breh if you wanna declare victory against lightweights that's fine by me, but if you wanna act like a big dog with big nuts, well here I am

She sounds like a Latina who fucks white men (because that's what she is)
youtube.com/watch?v=a5FBWkbAjEI

Never post this image again.

biggest idiot in congress today. Tried to grill some kike banker and got absolutely annihilated. She should go back to bartending and sucking her ginger boyfriend's kike cock

*sensually suckles ur big nuts then bites them off*
CAN'T SPOIL A BAD DAY WITH BIT NUTS

are there are a lot of fat chicks on tinder? is it easier to bang them than fit chicks?

>are there are a lot of fat chicks on tinder?
Only if you're ugly and have a low score.
I only saw cute fit girls before I got rid of tinder (it made me feel bad about only being able to get casual sex and no relationship)

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IF TRANNIES AND FREAKS ALL GOT ALONG
THEY'D PROBABLY GUN ME DOWN BY THE END OF THIS SONG
SEEM LIKE THE WHOLE /CUM/MY GO AGAINST ME
EVERY TIME I'M IN THE THREAD I HEAR
(YOU) (YOU) (YOU) (YOU)

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i just feel the need to practice on someone with low self esteem before being rejected by super hotties, and i have no problem fucking

>is it easier to bang them than fit chicks?
Physically? No. Their fat cunts get in the way of penetration and remove a couple inches off of whatever depth you'd otherwise be able to achieve. Much prefer banging my cock into some cardio bunny's cervix. I've only ever fucked chubby bitches twice, and both times it was taking one for the team so my friend could get good coochie. They're fucking gross and I'm never doing it again. Reminder that they stink too

You'll fuck your score up dude just go pick up fat chicks at a bar or something

some fat feminist chick sat next to me in class today and holy fuck she had wrist slit scars which you could probably fit coins in. Her arms (even the tops) looked like Sabu's chest pic related

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my brother won the bid on the 1.1mil house

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I understand where you're coming from, but if you fuck someone below your own standards and you're liable to mindfuck yourself. Feels really bad

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I will have a
>business
>family
>house
in the next five years or die trying

what busienss

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sry bro it's top secret

TELLME RIGH TNOW

TELL HIM RIGHT NOW

>Why yes I do use a trip name on Jow Forums

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LOL

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LEAF DOWN
WHERE YOU FROM NIGGA

wtf is wrong with you?

Reminded me of the movie Christine and I can't stop laughing now

umm where's your trip?

Looks sub five foot desu

Would someone tell me a bit about what Bernie Sanders stands for? What kind of politics he would lead. I know he is a so-called socialist, but in american context I'm not sure what that truly means.

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I have a million dollar business

cnbc.com/2019/02/19/bernie-sanders-is-running-for-president-in-2020--here-is-his-platform.html

Bernie is a based accelerationist who will lead us all to a bright national socialist future

Get it? He's over compensating hah. Just like Enema Cola

>Medicare for all, breaking up big banks, a $15 per hour minimum wage and free public college
All this sounds goo...
>breaking up big banks
>breaking up big banks
>breaking up big banks
What? Doesn't sound very accelarationist?

>Sanders wants to expand the estate tax.
Oh no no no no no no!

Banks are some of the most dangerous organizations to directly fuck with in the United States aside from maybe military and intelligence. What do you think they might be capable of doing in order to protect themselves?

>discussion board posts only worth a total of 3.5% of my final grade
Based

Experience Report

Cola enema

3/14/2019

I had to try this. I normally take weekly enemas and coffee enemas so the process was quite familiar to me, but cola? In an enema? I had a partial bottle of Safeway Select Zero cola in the fridge, but only a little over a liter. I attached a CleanStream inline enema pump I’d picked up at Amazon recently. I then hung the bag from a height of about a meter and began the process.

The carbonation in the cola fizzed up a fair amount, increased by the agitation of the bulb on the inline pump. I hadn’t thought of that one. One would think that once the agitated cola was injected I would have blown off like a rocket. I’m not certain, but I think the body must absorb some of the CO2 in the bowel. Even though during the enema it felt like a troublesome amount of air was being injected. Air injected anally can cause cramping. There was no cramping though or flatulence, so I wasn’t farting bubbles.

One troubling aspect was, after a certain amount of liquid flowed in, it would leak uncontrollably. That may have been how the CO2 escaped, I’m not sure. I had to abort the enema at about the halfway point and run to the toilet. It did seem to have a slight laxative effect. I was constipated at the time, so it was welcome. Overall, it was a strange experience. It didn’t feel too bad, but not too good either. It was messy too. Cola and coffee both stain most fabrics so if you decide to try this, and I have no idea why you would, put down towels, pads, plastic sheet or tarp to catch any leaks.

The things I do for science, good grief. Overall it wasn’t a horrible experience. I have no desire to repeat this experiment. It wasn’t at all erotic, nor did I expect it to be. Foam, poop, and enemas don’t lend themselves to a very romantic or sensual evening. It’s hard to stay in the mood when you have to keep running to the toilet.

I would say here: Another myth buttbusted

“Stay Wet My Friends“

This (slightly edited down for character limit constraints) was posted on Quora by a man LOL

fuckin gross m8

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morty you just *burp*
just come here for a sec *burrp*
it's ok mo- *burrrrp*
it's ok to be gay morty *buuuuurp*
now just kiss me already

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Shut up already

California hours are the worst

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Ok, I can understand what people are thinking when they want to break up the really heavy hitters whose greed (If I understood right) caused financial crisis.

However!!!!
>estate tax
This is not a road on which you want to go. That's core-socialism. The estate tax is toxic and unjust. He would better go for some more income taxes. When people own something they should actually own it. A tax on it implies that it's owned by the society first, and the "owner" second. It's like a light version of rental. Renting properties from the state. I guess the next thing he will want is the inheritance tax. Lmao. In this aspect, he sounds like the left wing parties of Scandinavia (and that's not good)

Jesus, /cum/ is still around?
That's pretty neat.

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Forever and always

>caused financial crisis.
It's a little bit of greed, and a little bit of government policy that made lenders give loans to people who shouldn't have gotten them, because it was too hard for "diverse" populations to have good credit scores. Shocker, of course, that many of them defaulted on large loans they should not have gotten.

This is peak bongistan

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Any day that Hussein Obongo is not president, is a good day.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PlIwpym6mqk

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I love cute anime girls

Yeah but those types of loans should not be offered either surely, many of them had literally no real value and the bankers knew it. You can say that a man's own money is his own responsibility, and you'd be right. But the common man will put a lot of trust in a banker who tells them to invest in something.

*AHEM*
Fuck quality of life, and fuck taxes.

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t. fed with a silver spoon

vile

club sandwiches are the most underrated american dish

Most of them were real estate loans (mortgages) and you're right, they should not have been made, and afterwards they tightened up the rules a lot.
However, to offset the losses they were taking on these loans the banker were being very risky and essentially gambling on the loans.

Just remember though, diversity is our strength! That's why you have to make rules exempting minorities from basic fiscal policy that everyone else has to follow.

remember the first rule of sandwich club, brother

Listen, the boss called. He told me to dress up in a suit and stand next to you. I don't really know what to say so I'm just not going to say anything.

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All I remember was a Canadian making a meme thread during a wave of meme threads. I guess this was maybe 3-4 years ago?

I really want a Monte Christo again, I haven't had one in years but it was really amazing when I was a teenager.

Irrelevant.
The day you've made it, and you own something like a nice house, do you want it to be yours or just partly yours? Surely you don't believe that the state should partly own people's private dwellings?

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You have no idea what you’re talking about.

I've got a thing for witches.
Both the outfit and the concept.

Wrong.

Does Norway have property tax?

Children are sexual beings.
Yates, A. (2004). "Biologic perspective on early erotic development," Child and Adolescent Psychiatric Clinics of North America, 13(3), 479-496.
"Eighty-five percent of young university women recalled erotic games and 44% recalled erotic games that involved boys [79]. Most remembered feeling sexually aroused or excited at the time. Most of the play involved exposing or touching the genitals. Insertion of objects in the vagina and oral contact was distinctly unusual. Other studies confirmed that most young adult students recalled early sex play that they viewed in a positive light as pleasurable and exciting [40, 80 and 81]."
Giorgi, Giorgio, and Siccardi, Marco (1996). "Ultrasonographic observation of a female fetus' sexual behavior in utero," American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, 175, 3(1, part 1), 753.

The crisis didn't happen because they were giving loans to niggers
It happened because they gave loans to niggers, then made Collateralized Debt Obligations out of those junk nigger loans
And more importantly, fraudulently passed them on to the next guy pretending they were worth something

Practically all parts of banking are a "gamble" of some sort, in the sense that almost everything they do relates to risk, and the conversion of assets from short-term to long-term and vice versa. The problem was not that they were "gambling" but that they were doing it wrong, and illegally

But it's barely worth discussing since the notion of Western Democracy is a sham, and the banks will do whatever they want regardless of what the little man says
"Elections cannot be allowed to change economic policy" -Schäuble

"We recently observed a female fetus at 32 weeks' gestation touching the vulva with the fingers of the right hand. The caressing movements were centered primarily on the region of the clitoris. Movements stopped after 30 to 40 seconds and started again after a few minutes. Furthermore, these slight touches were repeated and were associated with short, rapid movements of pelvis and legs. After another break, in addition to this behavior, the fetus contracted the muscles of the trunk and limbs, and then clonicotonic movements of the whole body followed. Finally, she relaxed and rested.

I think it's alright for the uber rich to give back to the society that enriched them. Upon death, you get taxed. Jeff Bezos didn't make his fortune without roads, the postal service, and all the rest of governmental services which allows his business to thrive.

>Giorgi, Giorgio, and Siccardi, Marco (1996). "Ultrasonographic observation of a female fetus' sexual behavior in utero," American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, 175, 3(1, part 1), 753.
I thought a fetus was just a cluster of cells ???????????????

We observed this behavior for about 20 minutes. The mother was an active and interested witness, conversing with observers about her child's experience.
Evidence of male fetuses' excitement reflex in utero, such as erection or masturbation” movements, has been previously reported.
The current observation seems to show not only that the excitement reflex can be evoked in female fetuses at the third trimester of gestation but also that the orgasmic reflex can be elicited during intrauterine life. This would agree with the physiologic features of female sexuality: The female sexual response is separate from reproductive functions and doesn't need a full sexual maturity to be explicit."
Martinson, Floyd M. (1973). Infant and Child Sexuality: A Sociological Perspective. The Book Mark.

>t. Knows what he’s talking about

"By twelve years of age, approximately one boy in every four or five has tried at least to copulate with a female and more than ten percent of preadolescent boys experience their first ejaculation in connection with heterosexual intercourse, according to Kinsey. Ramsey reported that about one-third of his sample of middle-class boys had attempted sexual intercourse."
Ford. C. S.. & Beach. F. A. (1951). Patterns of sexual behavior. New York: Harper & Row.
"As long as the adult members of a society permit them to do so, immature males and females engage in practically every type of sexual behavior found in grown men and women. [p. 197] […] After reviewing the cross-species and cross-cultural evidence, we are convinced that tendencies toward sexual behavior before maturity and even before puberty are genetically determined in many primates, including human beings."
Reynolds, M.A., Herbenick, D. L., & Bancroft, J. (2003). The nature of childhood sexual experiences: Two studies 50 years apart. In J. Bancroft (Ed.), Sexual Development in Childhood (pp. 134-155). Indiana: Indiana University Press.
In a 1999 study of undergraduate students, 5.2% of females and 12.8% of males reported having engaged in sex play with their peers involving genital contact before elementary school, and that 1.3% of girls and 4.0% of boys had engaged in sex play involving anal/genital insertion (with objects or fingers) or oral-genital intercourse before elementary school. By the end of elementary school, the numbers increased to 29.2% for females and 32.9% for males for genital contact and 12.3 for girls and 10.1% for boys for insertion or oral sex. Very little pressure and almost no coercion were reported.