1. youre cunt

1. youre cunt
2. youre skyrim spouse
Hard mode: base game only

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Silly question, Serana of course

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tfw no cold lizard pusy

tfw no sexy throat cancer voice and lizard boobs
all we got irl is filthy h*Manoids

Lydia everytime, personal wife-slave
Used up whore

Based

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Hroki is a second for the Harem

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I am too autistic to make friends in games.

I once raided some dungeon in the middle of nowhere and this fcking cunt Lydia just died there. She had most of my good equip with her and I couldn't find her fcking corpse. Since then I hate her with a passion.

Whats the name of the one in iron armor that wields an axe and has an orbiter manlet that i usually soultrap and enchant a necklace and give to her as a gift

>Curio
>Not Cosades
nwa'h hands posted this

should i do a skyrim run?

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Curio wrote 'Horny Argorian maid', that's why I posted him when replying to that post about lizard pussy

Oh, it's called lusty maid in English, but whatever

>didn't knew wtf Skyrim was before Jow Forums
>now I know but still don't play it
Ayy lmao.

> anyone but Mjoll
It's like you love to drink milk

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Whaaaaat, even the cosplayer looks plain

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Thats why you dont take your wife-slut to dangerous places and keep her at our home-sex dungeon.

Imagine being an orc and raping her

Her beta manlet orbiter has probably fucked her already many times and will orbit and cause nuisance even after marriage.
Also you can just marry a man if you are gay.

The longest legs in Skyrim. Lingerie mod highly recommended.

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I'll say serana even if you cant actually marry her

Derkeethus :3

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Ghorza Gra-Bagol or Shahvee,lol
t.Americano

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Respectable taste. I prefer Steel-Heart however.

She's nice too but just using a speech check feels weird

14yo zommer detected

You didn't race-mix, did you user?

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You can't actually merry Serena though can you?

you can't racemix in the elder scrolls, the baby will be the mother's race with minor traits from the father

Did she require a speech check to marry her? I don’t remember that.

I roleplay as a Nord women, so Sven is my choice.

Pretty sure Argonians can’t racemix unless they have some kind of crazy Hist magic we don’t know about. All other major races have a common ancestor, so as far as we know they can.

>All other major races have a common ancestor, so as far as we know they can.

WRONG WRONG WRONG AND WRONG
THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS

I think it was to get her as a follower and then marry her,bretty ez

Obviously that’s not how it works IRL but it’s something like that in-universe.

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Sadly skyrim doesn't have cat pussy

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>tfw playing a breton slut who fucked half the men in skyrim
Still haven't decided who's gonna be the cuck that will marry her

Camilla from the Riverwood Trader. I have a soft spot for Imperials.

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Why would you cuck your Nord bro, Sven?