Would you pass as a local in Germany?

Would you pass as a local in Germany?

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Maybe in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern

>Nuremberg law infographics

christ

most likely

Maybe as Dinaric, but I'm a manlet.

This is mostly a meme map
Since when do we have Dinaric and Mediterranean phenotypes ? They are atypical as fuck here in Germany

Nordic, Faelid and Alpine types can pass easily

sure

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It includes Austrians.

Germans are so repulsive

Which are also not that heavily Mediterranean, Dinaricism exists in Southern Germany and Austria though

Yes

This is an ethnic Austrian. Fits pretty well to Dinarisch in my opinion.

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Yes indeed, he does
But let's be honest, on the streets of North-Western or Eastern Germany people would assume that he has Southern European or Balkan ancestry

top right looks exactly like my grandfather

Thanks to the two on the bottom, even Italians/Greeks/Turks would pass as local
What's your point exactly?

Looks like a turk

Whats my phenotype

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nordic

Turks have a lot of Turanid types actually
>What's your point exactly?
That Northern Germany has very low Dinaric influence, only our Keltid-Nordics are somehow dinaricized

Yes you're right
Turks don't have one phenotype either, they have many. I've seen very swarthy Turks and I've seen blonde Turks.
Probably "Westisch", the one in the bottom left

MED BVLL INCVMMING

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>Implying there's something wrong with that

>med bull
>no facial hair

Probably

>pink pig skin that would shrivel in the Med sun
>no facial hair

According to OP? I'd say middle right
There is a difference between turkic and turkish.

My facial hair is oddly thick and makes me look like an arab, so I regularly shave it.

I don't know, what do Germans look like?

>There is a difference between turkic and turkish
Exactly, Turks can look Mediterranean, Central Asian, Balkanic etc.
Look at Gündogan, he looks like a person straight out of uzbekistan

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more handsome than nords but less handsome than meds

Michael Fassbender always strikes me as someone with pretty German look, even if he is half Irish actually

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Yes.

Yeh probably not, I'm an ugly acne-scarred cunt.

übermensch

my ancestry peaks at bavarians and western germans tho

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"Westisch" sounds pretty much like western German to me...
And it's not like the region where you come from determines your looks 100%, it's just the average phenotype can be differentiated by region

>No brown hair
I guess I wouldn't

Yes, by default if you pass as a Dutchman you also pass in a German, especially in the North-West.

I'm either Falifche or Oftbaltiche
so maybe?

>Go to Amsterdam as a tourist
>Dutch boomers ask you for directions in Dutch.

Yes, though I imagine they'd send me to concentration camp for being a manlet all the same.

it's an s, not an f

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Ja.

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CHI

True. It's funny how similar people are on both sides of the border.
If you go further South people suddenly grow much shorter

>soyyed up american 16-year old

Weird s

I'd pass as a mutt of two first types in each column.

Dinaric master race. The dinaric man is by far the most handsome.

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You're some jew+ayytalian east coast mongrel?

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I think so, on a techno festival i was aproached by a german exchange student that thought that i was german ?? ended up selling him mdma and we had a great night :D. Maybe he just wanted o buy drugs idk, you must control your youth germany, they are out of control

Nah Oida

I would pass as a neo German.

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Salam my brother

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No, 100% pure bavarian phenotype. Bavaria is dinaric.

as turk

100% Aryan

I'm no amerimutt. My people have come to America very recently.

Dirty kahfir....

>my facial hair is oddly thick
doesn't look like it. your face is so smooth it looks like you're either a 12 y/o or has just finished shaving

Albania?

I already said Bavaria

A it's the same, both dark hair dark eyes and dark skin

Zero muslim in my family. Only Catholics and Protestants.

Based nafri convert

Like this guy

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>Since when do we have Dinaric and Mediterranean phenotypes ? They are atypical as fuck here in Germany
Lol, what? Mediterranean complexions are somewhat common all over Europe.

I'm dinaric as well and a manlet. We're not all tall, especially in the northern parts

Dinaric looks Mexican

Yes, I'm like the first one on the left.

I'm not ugly so no.

People speak German to me, so I'd assume so

Not even germans pass as germans

I'm not a Muslim, so no.

ok this is epic

>that nose
>that hairline
>that hair
>even the mustache
>probably also the height of 190cm
my grandpa was a prime example of the dinaric race, i wish i looked more like him than my dad
i also wish my dad was fucking taller, thanks mom

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>It's funny how similar people of the same region with no natural barrier in between are.

Yes. I've done so many times.