FRANCE JUST DECLARED WAR ON YOUR COUNTRY WHAT DO YOU DO??

punch them to death with my flamethrower

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Invade Poland and Belgium I guess

Wait for surrender.

Nothing, they'll eventually surrender.

are you referring to that time where 50 legionnaires killed 2000 mexicans alone?

Go live somewhere else.

Start killing Anglos

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Notfiy Belgium

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Puebla

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Speak in broken french.

Nuke them with our [spoiler]secret thermonuclear warhead[/spoiler]

Wait till they surrender (5 mins)

OH NO THEY ARE INVADING RIGHT NOW!!

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Join them

Who?

Meh, it's like the 10th time they did it. I got used to this

phone the president and have a pretty good laugh

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learn french and surrender. what else could I do? they have nukes and shieet

Wake up, turn off the alarm clock, and start my day.

Close the border to portugal

Act as a highway instead of a speedbump for the German army.

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lol

Take back whats our and dab on these frogfags

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Watch them die from Malaria when they land in French Guyana.

Nothing, we no longer have armed forces

I protect u :3

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Enlist African mercenaries, watch whole battalions of French surrender to black bvlls without fight and willingly offer their boipussy to them.

what does it say

>Well to be fair, EVERYONE dominates us, we've been a country of huge victims since 2000 years you know
>Alesia, Ronceveaux, Crecy, Azincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo, FRENCH INTERVENTION IN MEXICO, JUNE 1940
>France has been bullied since Antiquity, we must accept it, honestly "French surrender" jokes are justified

>he wants to be cucked all over again
When will they learn?

G-guys? Germanbro? Anyone? W-we're gonna be okay r-right?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i think he talkin about the time when some ill equip indios raped french cucks

Daily reminder fighting against the modern, liberal French rule and for Ferdinand VII is what made modern Spain a shit country

Disgusting retard

BIG OOF AND BIG YIKES
>imagine being an asslicker of moffen

Declare war on the whole world so it won't be embarrassing when we lose

Join their side

immediately surrender and inbred with french soldiers

Start making guerrillas

Kill some Somalians.

Find some guys to go kill the french, about 10 seems enough

didn't expected less

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stand and fight the fr*nch devils

Ask daddy Germany for help

Sigh and say "not this shit again"

pray

Burn Moscow, then take Paris.

malaise

make spies infiltrate their army and start a strike